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Clifford Batteau
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Money on the table says the next South Park is gonna have Satan walking in on Trump having a three-way with Vance and Clinton
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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New poster for ‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’

In theaters on April 4, 2026.
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Bowser: I call it "Bold and Brash"

Mario: More like "Belongs in the Trash!"
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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smirk
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Let's be honest: The only reason that Gal Gadot managed to work in the first Wonder Woman was because it was carried HEAVILY by Diana's "fish out of water" cluelessness and her dynamic with Chris Pine. Something that clearly couldn't be recreated the same way in the sequel
She wasn't bad in Immaculate, if anything, she was the best thing in it. She's like Gal Gadot, the role REALLY needs to play to her strengths!
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Outside of the MAGA stuff, Sydney Sweeney is an actress who's been taken leading roles when she's failed to take off or exceed anything other than being a supporting actress. Who mind you only maintained relevancy because of a show that was led by an INFINITELY more profilic black woman.
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Do like the choice that this time around for the new actors in Galaxy movie, they showed clips of characters before revealing the actors to ease people into their performances. As opposed to the first movie where Miyamoto showed up in the middle of a direct and announced the cast in stock images
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Insane that these shots are from a Mario movie
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Me realizing the fact there's a whole generation of little kids seeing Bowser Jr. In the Mario Galaxy trailer and them going, "Where's Chef Peepee?"
a man with his eyes closed is holding a pencil to his nose .
ALT: a man with his eyes closed is holding a pencil to his nose .
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November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Charlize maybe?
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I don't know who in their right mind said: "Give Bowser Jr. of all characters an aura farming moment" and it's surprisingly effective, but hey, I appreciate it
The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's also a nice detail that the trailer starts with Bowser making most of his time by painting and then ending with the reveal of Jr. with his paintbrush.
Mario Galaxy Movie looks really fucking cool as expected.

But a detail I liked is how Bowser is surprisingly really nice to Luigi. I don't know why, but I like that
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The Galaxy awaits. The official trailer for The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is here. Only in theaters April 2026.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Still though, no Yoshi, and no Wario who's pretty much confirmed thanks to that McDonald's leak.

Hey, Hollywood, see this? Make it the norm to NOT spoil everything in the trailers please. Take notes
Mario Galaxy Movie looks really fucking cool as expected.

But a detail I liked is how Bowser is surprisingly really nice to Luigi. I don't know why, but I like that
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mario Galaxy Movie looks really fucking cool as expected.

But a detail I liked is how Bowser is surprisingly really nice to Luigi. I don't know why, but I like that
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I FUCKING CALLED IT WOULD BE BRIE LARSON!
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Fuck yeah! Now, LET THEM TALK, DAMMIT!
Breaking: NiGHTS, Aiai, Tangle, and Whisper are confirmed DLC for #SonicRacingCrossworlds! Check out the footage from the State of Play Japan that just aired.

#SonicNews
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm not saying the name, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. As someone who's liked ALL of the past entries of said thing, if its good, alright, if its bad, oh well. Not losing sleep over it at this point. Probably won't watch it in theaters unless something miraculous happens
I'm ignoring a certain teaser that just dropped because I know some of you won't. I'm just waiting on the Mario Galaxy trailer
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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People forget that the AVENGERS movies built up to Thanos.

The other movies could give a shit about Thanos beyond the occasional sprinkling of a magic rock.

Knowing the difference between standalones, team ups and events is what is kicking a lot of people’s asses post Endgame.
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm ignoring a certain teaser that just dropped because I know some of you won't. I'm just waiting on the Mario Galaxy trailer
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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"I'm a white idiot who can't speak for indigenous populations, but will tell you that the character a lot of minorities took issue to isn't a problem and is actually a progressive depiction. But I'm totally not a racist, guys, I swear!"

-known racist Durge Diggler
I love this website.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Keep humiliating yourself Durge. You're only gonna get more people outside me and Seb's circles to run your faux activist a*** out this app. It also bears repeating that this is the same dude who called someone a c**** and harassed a sexual abuse survivor over *checks notes* not liking Sucker Punch.
I love this website.
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The “Popularity Paradox” in action.

Nerds want the things they like to be popular, but once those things are popular, they suddenly become bad because the same nerds don’t feel special or it didn’t live up to their Sisyphean expectations.
"I like thing"

"People are talking too much about thing, it bad now."
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If people think Gorilla Grodd showing up in a Daily Planet/Jimmy Olsen show is crazy, wait til they find out where this guy came from
a close up of a superhero standing in front of a fire in a dark room .
ALT: a close up of a superhero standing in front of a fire in a dark room .
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November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM