Christine
@clevishores.bsky.social
ne commence pas à faire de la merde, ce ne sera pas de la merde
she/her/they
FEDERAL GENDER OFFENDER WOOOOOOOOOO
she/her/they
FEDERAL GENDER OFFENDER WOOOOOOOOOO
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Christine
@clevishores.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Howdy! Agender, autistic, leftist. I live with the Scotsman and his Bird Child (born 2011) and Bear Child (born 2014). My day job is auxiliary alloparent for Rocket (born 10/2020) and Comet (born 8/23). I have a very spoiled cat. I love perfume, food, birds, bugs, and plants. My own kids are grown.
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With Doctor Who, James Bond and the Pope all about to be recast, is there anyone you think would be ideal in all three roles?
April 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
With Doctor Who, James Bond and the Pope all about to be recast, is there anyone you think would be ideal in all three roles?
A very good pro tip is that if you tell the server at Red Lobster that you want to keep your crab shells, they will worry about what else you are likely to do, so they'll give you a really neat seed-starting container in the hopes that you'll go away quietly.
April 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A very good pro tip is that if you tell the server at Red Lobster that you want to keep your crab shells, they will worry about what else you are likely to do, so they'll give you a really neat seed-starting container in the hopes that you'll go away quietly.
This is Zucchini! She was busted being a garden pest at the building where I work and I remanded her into my custody for a lifetime sentence.
(I'm aware she's not technically female.)
(I'm aware she's not technically female.)
April 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is Zucchini! She was busted being a garden pest at the building where I work and I remanded her into my custody for a lifetime sentence.
(I'm aware she's not technically female.)
(I'm aware she's not technically female.)
Occasionally, in the lifetime of a project, artistic decisions are made. Decisions like "FUCK ME there's not a single drill bit in the house the right size for the upgraded leg brackets? Fine I'm using the brackets that came with the legs, I'm sure they'll be okay".
You know, like that.
You know, like that.
February 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Occasionally, in the lifetime of a project, artistic decisions are made. Decisions like "FUCK ME there's not a single drill bit in the house the right size for the upgraded leg brackets? Fine I'm using the brackets that came with the legs, I'm sure they'll be okay".
You know, like that.
You know, like that.
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February 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Costco is aggressively hawking silver bars. Partner and I looked at each other and went oh God, we're fucked aren't we
February 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Costco is aggressively hawking silver bars. Partner and I looked at each other and went oh God, we're fucked aren't we
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Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
February 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
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Weird that people are so upset about the position that “presumably you will support us because what choice do you have” is not motivating or good politics
February 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Weird that people are so upset about the position that “presumably you will support us because what choice do you have” is not motivating or good politics
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RED, WHITE AND BLUE LAND?!
Jesus fuck. We could at least have gotten the aesthetically cool and suave evil fascists. I'm just offended at this point.
Jesus fuck. We could at least have gotten the aesthetically cool and suave evil fascists. I'm just offended at this point.
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
RED, WHITE AND BLUE LAND?!
Jesus fuck. We could at least have gotten the aesthetically cool and suave evil fascists. I'm just offended at this point.
Jesus fuck. We could at least have gotten the aesthetically cool and suave evil fascists. I'm just offended at this point.
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I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems
![Four panel comic, depicting a tour guide giving a tour of the White House. The guide first demonstrates a Red Button labelled "Press In Case of Whatever" and says "Here's the button that [the President] can use to kill whoever he wants, anywhere on Earth, anytime, and our various intelligence agencies will use that person's metadata to justify it after-the-fact, if he has to at all." A tourist asks "what's that other button?" and the guide explains "oh that one is the seemingly boundless powers of the office of the Presidency to help anyone at all." Fourth panel shows a button with a laughing purple wizard holding a book labeled Rules. The guide explains "As you can see, the Rules Wizard that we hired prevents that button from being touched." The wizard is laughing, saying "replacing or firing the Rules Wizard is against the rules! Hehehehe."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kggiomu5oypsymmtytjerfh6/bafkreigprklypmtnei6w6hhec5rorjun23tr6kf7cdaqqaklmithjshrmu@jpeg)
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems
INSPECTOR ROBINSON: I hope you're not concealing a dangerous weapon under that skirt, Miss Fisher.
PHRYNE FISHER: I'm concealing a lot of things, Inspector. That's what a lady does.
TRANS MISS FISHER HEADCANOOOOON
PHRYNE FISHER: I'm concealing a lot of things, Inspector. That's what a lady does.
TRANS MISS FISHER HEADCANOOOOON
February 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
INSPECTOR ROBINSON: I hope you're not concealing a dangerous weapon under that skirt, Miss Fisher.
PHRYNE FISHER: I'm concealing a lot of things, Inspector. That's what a lady does.
TRANS MISS FISHER HEADCANOOOOON
PHRYNE FISHER: I'm concealing a lot of things, Inspector. That's what a lady does.
TRANS MISS FISHER HEADCANOOOOON
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Comment in r/Seattle detailing why it took a few more days for the Washington AG to file the suit wrt the trans EO. A huge thank you to all the people in the AGs office that made this happen.
February 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Comment in r/Seattle detailing why it took a few more days for the Washington AG to file the suit wrt the trans EO. A huge thank you to all the people in the AGs office that made this happen.
I'm at the ballet to see Sleeping Beauty. Channeling my inner Carabosse a little: spikiest flats, stalactite earrings, green lip gloss.
A little girl stared at me open-mouthed and then edged over for a closer look and I swear to God, it felt like every dream in my life was achieved at that moment.
A little girl stared at me open-mouthed and then edged over for a closer look and I swear to God, it felt like every dream in my life was achieved at that moment.
February 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm at the ballet to see Sleeping Beauty. Channeling my inner Carabosse a little: spikiest flats, stalactite earrings, green lip gloss.
A little girl stared at me open-mouthed and then edged over for a closer look and I swear to God, it felt like every dream in my life was achieved at that moment.
A little girl stared at me open-mouthed and then edged over for a closer look and I swear to God, it felt like every dream in my life was achieved at that moment.
I once opened a pill bottle to take meds, looked in it and went "Oh that's where I put those earrings"
YALL IT WAS MY ADHD MEDS
YALL IT WAS MY ADHD MEDS
February 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I once opened a pill bottle to take meds, looked in it and went "Oh that's where I put those earrings"
YALL IT WAS MY ADHD MEDS
YALL IT WAS MY ADHD MEDS
I stood there and had Feelings for a couple minutes and when it was my turn and I went up to the counter next to her I quietly said "Congratulations to Ollie."
She smiled the widest smile and said "They are very happy."
2/2
She smiled the widest smile and said "They are very happy."
2/2
February 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I stood there and had Feelings for a couple minutes and when it was my turn and I went up to the counter next to her I quietly said "Congratulations to Ollie."
She smiled the widest smile and said "They are very happy."
2/2
She smiled the widest smile and said "They are very happy."
2/2
I was at Walgreens picking up my prescription and the woman just before me was checking if there were any to pick up for her family -- "Oh, and Ollie. It might still say Olivia but that's wrong." 1/2
February 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I was at Walgreens picking up my prescription and the woman just before me was checking if there were any to pick up for her family -- "Oh, and Ollie. It might still say Olivia but that's wrong." 1/2
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LA STUDENTS WALK OUT AGAIN-
High school AND middle school students have taken over the streets in front of LA city hall for the 5th straight day of anti-ICE, immigration rights protests. This won’t be slowing down anytime soon
When is the rest of LA going to start joining them?
High school AND middle school students have taken over the streets in front of LA city hall for the 5th straight day of anti-ICE, immigration rights protests. This won’t be slowing down anytime soon
When is the rest of LA going to start joining them?
February 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
LA STUDENTS WALK OUT AGAIN-
High school AND middle school students have taken over the streets in front of LA city hall for the 5th straight day of anti-ICE, immigration rights protests. This won’t be slowing down anytime soon
When is the rest of LA going to start joining them?
High school AND middle school students have taken over the streets in front of LA city hall for the 5th straight day of anti-ICE, immigration rights protests. This won’t be slowing down anytime soon
When is the rest of LA going to start joining them?
ROCKET: Order me a meat tenderizer.
MISSION CONTROL MOM: What are you gonna use that for?
ROCKET: [leans over and whispers conspiratorially] Tenderizing meat.
MISSION CONTROL MOM: What are you gonna use that for?
ROCKET: [leans over and whispers conspiratorially] Tenderizing meat.
February 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
ROCKET: Order me a meat tenderizer.
MISSION CONTROL MOM: What are you gonna use that for?
ROCKET: [leans over and whispers conspiratorially] Tenderizing meat.
MISSION CONTROL MOM: What are you gonna use that for?
ROCKET: [leans over and whispers conspiratorially] Tenderizing meat.
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Ich get unhorsed
But Ich mount up agayne
Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust
But Ich mount up agayne
Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust
February 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ich get unhorsed
But Ich mount up agayne
Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust
But Ich mount up agayne
Ich am nevir goinge to lose thys joust