Clemsun
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I love that the coffee shop is playing the entire Purple Rain album this morning.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I love that the coffee shop is playing the entire Purple Rain album this morning.
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The Senate passed the MAGA budget. Now it’s up to the House—and we’ve got a list of 27 vulnerable reps and their top donors. It’s time to apply pressure. Start calling. Start tagging. Let’s do this! Link to the spreadsheet included below:
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
Objection: HOMEWORK FOR THE HOUSE
The Senate passed the bill. The House is up next. Let’s make them feel the heat.
open.substack.com
July 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Senate passed the MAGA budget. Now it’s up to the House—and we’ve got a list of 27 vulnerable reps and their top donors. It’s time to apply pressure. Start calling. Start tagging. Let’s do this! Link to the spreadsheet included below:
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
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Them: "What more do you expect the Dems in Congress to do????"
Me: *points at Taiwan*
Me: *points at Taiwan*
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Them: "What more do you expect the Dems in Congress to do????"
Me: *points at Taiwan*
Me: *points at Taiwan*
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BREAKING NEWS: Dennis!!
June 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Dennis!!
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FREEZE FRAME
Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions
Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions
Video captured the moment a road buckled and sent a car flying as a heatwave impacted Missouri on Sunday.
June 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
FREEZE FRAME
Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions
Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions
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"It turns out that people would rather read a thoughtful essay with an error in it than one of ChatGPT’s grammatically flawless articles about delving into a thought-provoking tapestry of synergy."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
I’m a Typo, and in This Age of AI, I’m the Real Hero
Well, look who just spotted me and isn’t happy about it. You’ve got the same look as you did when that server told you to enjoy your tortellini, an...
www.mcsweeneys.net
June 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"It turns out that people would rather read a thoughtful essay with an error in it than one of ChatGPT’s grammatically flawless articles about delving into a thought-provoking tapestry of synergy."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...
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0700: Singing of “O Canada” and flyover in standard formation.
0800: Announcement of the flock’s minutes.
0830: Synchronized shitting and breakfast on the east bank of the retention pond.
0800: Announcement of the flock’s minutes.
0830: Synchronized shitting and breakfast on the east bank of the retention pond.
Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
0500: Sound the alarm. 0600: Recitation of the day’s mantra in the traditional spirited honking. 0700: Singing of “O Canada” and flyover in standar...
buff.ly
June 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
0700: Singing of “O Canada” and flyover in standard formation.
0800: Announcement of the flock’s minutes.
0830: Synchronized shitting and breakfast on the east bank of the retention pond.
0800: Announcement of the flock’s minutes.
0830: Synchronized shitting and breakfast on the east bank of the retention pond.
Sometimes you just need a fancy cocktail.
June 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sometimes you just need a fancy cocktail.
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"You probably hope you can fall back to sleep in a few minutes, but I assure you, you cannot. I’m about to turn it up. I’ve got some buddies out here to rip off a cacophony, and we don’t take harmonization lightly. We live by the song, die by the song."
Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M.
Wake up my sleepy mouth-breather, it’s 4:01 a.m. and I feel chatty! I might be small but I’m a warm-blooded lunatic and I’m right outside your bedr...
buff.ly
June 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"You probably hope you can fall back to sleep in a few minutes, but I assure you, you cannot. I’m about to turn it up. I’ve got some buddies out here to rip off a cacophony, and we don’t take harmonization lightly. We live by the song, die by the song."
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AI is short for Angry Incel.
May 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
AI is short for Angry Incel.
Excitedly bought asparagus at the farmers market this morning only to get home and discover I still had some I got at the grocery store last week. I’m sure I can figure out something to do with it all.
May 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Excitedly bought asparagus at the farmers market this morning only to get home and discover I still had some I got at the grocery store last week. I’m sure I can figure out something to do with it all.
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Get to a comic book store now to pick up the latest issue of “Hello Darkness” featuring our original horror short - The Granny Hags From Hell! (Thanks for having us @boom-studios.com)
May 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Get to a comic book store now to pick up the latest issue of “Hello Darkness” featuring our original horror short - The Granny Hags From Hell! (Thanks for having us @boom-studios.com)
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"The curriculum will no longer cover Order 66, when the Jedi Council misinterpreted a prophecy, chose the wrong chosen one, and allowed the Sith to infiltrate our ranks, which culminated in Anakin Skywalker murdering the younglings and then proceeding to enslave the entire galaxy."
The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
“The new Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sanders, said the move to ban critical race theory in public schools in her state was a preventativ...
buff.ly
May 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The curriculum will no longer cover Order 66, when the Jedi Council misinterpreted a prophecy, chose the wrong chosen one, and allowed the Sith to infiltrate our ranks, which culminated in Anakin Skywalker murdering the younglings and then proceeding to enslave the entire galaxy."
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if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
May 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.
Movies you have seen six or more times. No Star Wars, LOTR, or Trek.
Im Thinking Im Back John Wick GIF
Alt: I’m Thinking I’m Back John Wick GIF
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Movies you have seen six or more times. No Star Wars, LOTR, or Trek.
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they called it GamerGate because it opened a portal to a hell.
Anita Sarkeessian did nothing wrong.
Anita Sarkeessian did nothing wrong.
April 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
they called it GamerGate because it opened a portal to a hell.
Anita Sarkeessian did nothing wrong.
Anita Sarkeessian did nothing wrong.
Impulse baked my favorite sandwich bread today. And bought a ten-pound bag of King Arthur flour because it seemed like a good deal.
April 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Impulse baked my favorite sandwich bread today. And bought a ten-pound bag of King Arthur flour because it seemed like a good deal.
Spending Saturday morning managing my anxiety by writing a conference paper about the Bride of Frankenstein as a drag icon.
April 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Spending Saturday morning managing my anxiety by writing a conference paper about the Bride of Frankenstein as a drag icon.
I'm watching The Matrix to celebrate the 26th anniversary of its release on this date.
April 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm watching The Matrix to celebrate the 26th anniversary of its release on this date.
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"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
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March 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
Got my tickets for @bbdragula.bsky.social Season 666 tour! (Fourth one in a row for me.)
March 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Got my tickets for @bbdragula.bsky.social Season 666 tour! (Fourth one in a row for me.)
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one of my favorite things about Farscape is how trying to describe the plot of any episode of Farscape makes it sound like you have fully detached from reality. not in a "I'm describing a work of science fiction" way, but in a "I mixed pot gummies and Robitussen" way.
March 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
one of my favorite things about Farscape is how trying to describe the plot of any episode of Farscape makes it sound like you have fully detached from reality. not in a "I'm describing a work of science fiction" way, but in a "I mixed pot gummies and Robitussen" way.
King Arthur Baking's Bananas Foster Banana Bread.
My accomplishment for the day.
My accomplishment for the day.
March 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
King Arthur Baking's Bananas Foster Banana Bread.
My accomplishment for the day.
My accomplishment for the day.
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“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” “At a time like this, that’s all you can think to say?” “Nonsense. Yo...
buff.ly
February 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”