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Mamacita ✨
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Thirty, flirty, thriving, & archiving 💅🏼
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You know it was a good girls weekend when you have blisters on your tongue from yapping so much
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ok why are my in-laws nicer than my actual mother?? They’re always randomly texting me “I miss you!” & “I can’t wait to see you!”

I’m so blessed!! 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bobby Newport has never had a real job in his life…
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
Alt: Trump in a suit and tie that’s always too long dancing really poorly front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Anyway, work bestie >>> work husband
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Great turnout in Coupeville! #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Indiana coach all game
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
Alt: A bald, disappointed man with his hands on his hips looking disgusted
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Holy shit that was the most exciting first half of Iowa football in a loooong while! Go hawks
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How tf do we break through to these people so far up their dear leader’s ass??
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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History rhymes a bit too well sometimes.
September 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
DISSENT IS PATRIOTIC!! Use your first amendment while we still have it
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When I started using the word “woke” in high school I would have never believed that it would be used as a Republican talking point to disenfranchise millions of people ten years later
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Yeah I’m on a Mediterranean diet: pizza and pasta daily. I’ve never felt better
September 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think it’s just really crazy to see that conservatism has become the mainstream. So many coming out of the woodwork that I would never have assumed to be.
September 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Carly Rae Jepsen didnt invent emotions for us to waste sympathy on a fascist
September 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Literally unfollowing everyone on my social medias that is mourning the loss of that Nazi incel (who was somehow married???)
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I really like watching my commercials with a little bit of college football
September 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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didnt get the 1st so they get a timeout. We got WNBA refs in Ames
September 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Ahem
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The Republicans have proven that they will run on bringing the global pedophilic elite to justice and then do everything they can to protect them (because they are them.)
August 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Trump Deploys Troops To D.C. To Distract From The Epstein Files

- the only headline you need today
August 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Thou shalt admit that the president is a rapist who destroyed the Epstein list to cover up his crimes.
July 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Behind the scenes of dude fish pictures
July 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." 

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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i'm sorry to everybody who is too hot but my house is an ICEBERG, it's been pouring rain all day, we have the heat on and i'm wearing a flannel nightie to bed! we need to come up with some way to equalize these temperatures out a bit this is ludicrous
June 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."
June 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM