Clandestine Omelette
@clandestine-om.bsky.social
an elite secretive egg-based breakfast dish engaging in general tomfoolery in a covert fashion. runs on coffee and memes. loves dogs. will bite if provoked.
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this week, the president of the united states openly committed an impeachable offense, and nobody did anything to stop him or hold him accountable.
i can re-post this weekly, and it will still be relevant. so will the fact that you won't know which of the *several* i'm talking about.
each *week.*
i can re-post this weekly, and it will still be relevant. so will the fact that you won't know which of the *several* i'm talking about.
each *week.*
google photos chose violence today because this was obviously YESTERDAY wtf 😭
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
google photos chose violence today because this was obviously YESTERDAY wtf 😭
okay, i knew his post on rob reiner was going to be insanely psychotic but holy FUCK
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
okay, i knew his post on rob reiner was going to be insanely psychotic but holy FUCK
glad i shred my own cheese. let's make america grate again!
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
glad i shred my own cheese. let's make america grate again!
1. go to google.com
2. type in "stranger things" (without quotes)
3. click on the 20-sided die
4. smile
2. type in "stranger things" (without quotes)
3. click on the 20-sided die
4. smile
Google
google.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
1. go to google.com
2. type in "stranger things" (without quotes)
3. click on the 20-sided die
4. smile
2. type in "stranger things" (without quotes)
3. click on the 20-sided die
4. smile
currently listening to the latest poor sap to get sucked into the never-ending web of my suite secretary's complete inability to grasp the body language social cue of slowly stepping away to escape and end the conversation as politely as possible.
i'd try to save him...but i don't like him.
i'd try to save him...but i don't like him.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
currently listening to the latest poor sap to get sucked into the never-ending web of my suite secretary's complete inability to grasp the body language social cue of slowly stepping away to escape and end the conversation as politely as possible.
i'd try to save him...but i don't like him.
i'd try to save him...but i don't like him.
super excited to begin "let's circle back on this after the holidays" season. don't expect to get anything significant done prior to january 5 from here on out.
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
super excited to begin "let's circle back on this after the holidays" season. don't expect to get anything significant done prior to january 5 from here on out.
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You’re so quiet. Hell yeah, bro.
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You’re so quiet. Hell yeah, bro.
could someone please tell them about tornados and blizzards and hailstorms and flooding because good lord.
Some of the country's highest home insurance prices are in the central U.S., a region generally considered to be protected from climate-driven disasters such as wildfires and hurricanes. n.pr/49PWIKc
Why home insurance is unaffordable, even in places without wildfires or hurricanes
Some of the country's highest home insurance prices are in the central U.S., a region generally considered to be protected from climate-driven disasters such as wildfires and hurricanes.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
could someone please tell them about tornados and blizzards and hailstorms and flooding because good lord.
the best kind of email to get from your kid's teacher. 😊
![Screenshot of an email sent by child's 4th grade teacher to their parent: "Hey just wanted to send a shout out about [child]. I love having [child] in class. She is always so kind, respectful, and responsible. She is a good friend to all. You should be very proud of her. Great job sending such an awesome kiddo to school!! Have a good night."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xzmfxlo7q2rnlb7ayjssr7ea/bafkreiepjc6hylx4h6ahnatcjgqupe54n5rjpr5mx3oiyuzznwrwzyrtui@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the best kind of email to get from your kid's teacher. 😊
what up, my homies?
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
what up, my homies?
does it need more fruit?
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
does it need more fruit?
have you considered not doing shit that will land you in prison?
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
have you considered not doing shit that will land you in prison?
those poor trains!
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
those poor trains!
sincerely hoping the extra hour this weekend gives people more time in their lives to wait to make a left turn.
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sincerely hoping the extra hour this weekend gives people more time in their lives to wait to make a left turn.
could all of the car manufacturers please have a meeting and agree on which side of the steering wheel to put the volume control buttons?
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
could all of the car manufacturers please have a meeting and agree on which side of the steering wheel to put the volume control buttons?
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You guys! There’s some excellent resources available here, including deescalation guides. Keep scrolling & and you’ll find links to them.
www.nokings.org/host-toolkit
www.nokings.org/host-toolkit
HOST TOOLKIT — No Kings
www.nokings.org
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You guys! There’s some excellent resources available here, including deescalation guides. Keep scrolling & and you’ll find links to them.
www.nokings.org/host-toolkit
www.nokings.org/host-toolkit
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In some ways this has been the longest year in recorded history and in another equally accurate way January feels like yesterday
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In some ways this has been the longest year in recorded history and in another equally accurate way January feels like yesterday
still true.
this week, the president of the united states openly committed an impeachable offense, and nobody did anything to stop him or hold him accountable.
i can re-post this weekly, and it will still be relevant. so will the fact that you won't know which of the *several* i'm talking about.
each *week.*
i can re-post this weekly, and it will still be relevant. so will the fact that you won't know which of the *several* i'm talking about.
each *week.*
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
still true.
why does the grocery store seem to be constantly filled with people who have seemingly never been grocery shopping before and have no idea what they're doing?
October 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
why does the grocery store seem to be constantly filled with people who have seemingly never been grocery shopping before and have no idea what they're doing?
still true.
this week, the president of the united states openly committed an impeachable offense, and nobody did anything to stop him or hold him accountable.
i can re-post this weekly, and it will still be relevant. so will the fact that you won't know which of the *several* i'm talking about.
each *week.*
i can re-post this weekly, and it will still be relevant. so will the fact that you won't know which of the *several* i'm talking about.
each *week.*
October 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
still true.
i knew this day was coming! it felt like it took forever, but i finally received the guilt email from her. the "how can you be so hateful to keep your beautiful innocent children away from meee?!" message.
1. i am *protecting* them from hurt, as a mother should
2. this is also *their choice*
1. i am *protecting* them from hurt, as a mother should
2. this is also *their choice*
October 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i knew this day was coming! it felt like it took forever, but i finally received the guilt email from her. the "how can you be so hateful to keep your beautiful innocent children away from meee?!" message.
1. i am *protecting* them from hurt, as a mother should
2. this is also *their choice*
1. i am *protecting* them from hurt, as a mother should
2. this is also *their choice*