Clandestine Omelette
clandestine-om.bsky.social
Clandestine Omelette
@clandestine-om.bsky.social
an elite secretive egg-based breakfast dish engaging in general tomfoolery in a covert fashion. runs on coffee and memes. loves dogs. will bite if provoked.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
oh come on, we finally just got DONE with our redistricting battle!
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i made quiche! it was excellent!
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
it was such a pleasant surprise, i had to share with the world!
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
like, she's the reason i come to my office through the back door *most* days.

SUPER sweet person, but good lord, plan on 30 minutes if you need to ask her a question.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
also don't want to get sucked into the web myself.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i'm jealous of anyone that can pull off wearing flannel without looking like a homeless axe murderer (how it makes me look).
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
oh, I know, and it's maddening. people's short attention spans are making an awful lot of spoon feeding "please don't forget her atrocious track record!" posts necessary. how easily some are swayed and fooled by a few smiles and nice words... 😔
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i agree she *should* but why would she? she is still the overall same person with the same beliefs. she likely sees no reason to.
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
but my weirdo-ness is why you 💜 me!
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
sweetie, i don't know you and am not local and am not a professional, but after reading this would clean your gutters for free just so you don't have to deal with this shitstain ever again. personally, i'd unhire his company over this.
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you cannot. clearly friend shaped.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM