Clandestine Omelette
@clandestine-om.bsky.social
an elite secretive egg-based breakfast dish engaging in general tomfoolery in a covert fashion. runs on coffee and memes. loves dogs. will bite if provoked.
google photos chose violence today because this was obviously YESTERDAY wtf 😭
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
google photos chose violence today because this was obviously YESTERDAY wtf 😭
glad i shred my own cheese. let's make america grate again!
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
glad i shred my own cheese. let's make america grate again!
the best kind of email to get from your kid's teacher. 😊
![Screenshot of an email sent by child's 4th grade teacher to their parent: "Hey just wanted to send a shout out about [child]. I love having [child] in class. She is always so kind, respectful, and responsible. She is a good friend to all. You should be very proud of her. Great job sending such an awesome kiddo to school!! Have a good night."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xzmfxlo7q2rnlb7ayjssr7ea/bafkreiepjc6hylx4h6ahnatcjgqupe54n5rjpr5mx3oiyuzznwrwzyrtui@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the best kind of email to get from your kid's teacher. 😊
what up, my homies?
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
what up, my homies?
does it need more fruit?
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
does it need more fruit?
those poor trains!
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
those poor trains!
parents, make sure to thoroughly check your children's halloween candy this year for autism.
September 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
parents, make sure to thoroughly check your children's halloween candy this year for autism.
he was not a good person. full stop.
September 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
he was not a good person. full stop.
when i'm sick and ask for plain toast, this is what i mean.
September 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
when i'm sick and ask for plain toast, this is what i mean.
this is important
August 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
this is important
i did. not sorry.
July 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i did. not sorry.
post the last pic of your pet.
arthur patiently waiting for more love (after he *just* got some).
arthur patiently waiting for more love (after he *just* got some).
July 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
post the last pic of your pet.
arthur patiently waiting for more love (after he *just* got some).
arthur patiently waiting for more love (after he *just* got some).
i think i've earned it.
July 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i think i've earned it.
this is your time!
June 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
this is your time!
well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also i'm banned for life
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
well APPARENTLY they only do cars and also i'm banned for life
think i may buy this so i can churn out a steady supply of cute little monkeys.
June 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
think i may buy this so i can churn out a steady supply of cute little monkeys.
