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Claire O’Dactyl
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i would like the angry lady to know: apple pie originated in 14th century England, and meatloaf is a traditional Slovak, German, Czech, Nordic, and Flemish dish. everything the US has is someone else’s 🤗
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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🦅
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
people.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
almost took a video call with my bras hanging to dry behind me 🫠
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
the author of that highly disturbing email is still actively working at UCLA, if anyone wants to tell them what u think about it:
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
democrats are HR, they do not work for u
Yes. Yes! Thank you
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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we need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Inshallah
He was an old man. He wasn't going to live forever.
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
asking the important questions
February 4, 2026 at 10:32 PM
raise em if u got em 🍾
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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happy groundhog day to all who celebrate
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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I would just like to announce I feed my dogs. If u come to my house & offer them snacks or food they'll act like they've never seen it b4 like I have them subsisting via photosynthesis so just know that's not true. The sad pathetic faces are truly well rehearsed. I feed them. Don't get suckered.
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
February 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
reply guy sighting
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 6:46 PM
i ❤️ u, MN
Nice footage to cheer u up this US National Strike Day Jan 30th!

“No work, no school, no shopping”

#BlueLivesMatter #Resist

🐸 👊
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 AM
the two genders
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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When attention seeking is someone's whole thing, opsec feels like an existential threat. Some people can't imagine doing important shit and not getting praise and attention for it.
January 30, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
more epstein files were released this morning so they had to flood the news 🥴

we have the capacity to be loud about the journalists they arrested, read the files, and boycott
January 30, 2026 at 5:30 PM
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 AM
no. baseball is my time away from the internet ⛔️
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM