Claire Kenny
@claireicalerror.bsky.social
There’s a lot I’ll have missed but I’ll not have been dead when I die.
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TFW Jessica Fletcher doubts your alibi
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
TFW Jessica Fletcher doubts your alibi
Oh God, it’s times like this when I really miss Gawker.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh God, it’s times like this when I really miss Gawker.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
Find Nigeria on a map, Tommy Tuberville. I fucking DARE you.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Find Nigeria on a map, Tommy Tuberville. I fucking DARE you.
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With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.
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This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"
Is this nonsense even going to register with the NYP’s readership?!? I defy you to find more than one person in twenty who cares about the difference between a second cousin and a first cousin once-removed, or any other family-tree nuances.
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is this nonsense even going to register with the NYP’s readership?!? I defy you to find more than one person in twenty who cares about the difference between a second cousin and a first cousin once-removed, or any other family-tree nuances.
“I’ll just cram all these hats and scarves into a single basket on a high shelf and worry about it when the cold comes” is about to have its way with me.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“I’ll just cram all these hats and scarves into a single basket on a high shelf and worry about it when the cold comes” is about to have its way with me.
Wait wait—is Milei trying to do Mr. Darcy hair?!?
October 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wait wait—is Milei trying to do Mr. Darcy hair?!?
We can’t offer you much right now here in these United States, but we can still claim preposterously heavy pours.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We can’t offer you much right now here in these United States, but we can still claim preposterously heavy pours.
I do sometimes enjoy the little tells, like how his misuse of the conventional phrase "thank you for your attention to this matter" reveals both that he's never actually been especially involved with the day-to-day operations of a business, and that he's just fundamentally dumb about language.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I do sometimes enjoy the little tells, like how his misuse of the conventional phrase "thank you for your attention to this matter" reveals both that he's never actually been especially involved with the day-to-day operations of a business, and that he's just fundamentally dumb about language.
The fact that he’s just three days into a real estate project and already needs to up the budget by 50% goes a long way toward explaining the multiple bankruptcies.
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The fact that he’s just three days into a real estate project and already needs to up the budget by 50% goes a long way toward explaining the multiple bankruptcies.
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MAMDANI: Rikers Island is a stain on this city’s history
CUOMO: Legalizing sex work is haram
SLIWA: I’m the only candidate on this stage who has ever put his life on the line to rescue a three-legged raccoon after it fell into the Gowanus Canal
CUOMO: Legalizing sex work is haram
SLIWA: I’m the only candidate on this stage who has ever put his life on the line to rescue a three-legged raccoon after it fell into the Gowanus Canal
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
MAMDANI: Rikers Island is a stain on this city’s history
CUOMO: Legalizing sex work is haram
SLIWA: I’m the only candidate on this stage who has ever put his life on the line to rescue a three-legged raccoon after it fell into the Gowanus Canal
CUOMO: Legalizing sex work is haram
SLIWA: I’m the only candidate on this stage who has ever put his life on the line to rescue a three-legged raccoon after it fell into the Gowanus Canal
I suppose one could call "no Nazi tattoos" a sort of ideological-purity test, but only in the most rock-bottom, lowest-possible-standards sense that "no Cryptosporidium" is a water-purity test.
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I suppose one could call "no Nazi tattoos" a sort of ideological-purity test, but only in the most rock-bottom, lowest-possible-standards sense that "no Cryptosporidium" is a water-purity test.
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
May I take a moment to remind my fellow pale and angry-complexioned citizens who plan to spend much or all of tomorrow outdoors that broad-spectrum sunblock is a key tool in the fight for our nation's future.
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
May I take a moment to remind my fellow pale and angry-complexioned citizens who plan to spend much or all of tomorrow outdoors that broad-spectrum sunblock is a key tool in the fight for our nation's future.
I don’t even purchase in-flight wifi without dimming my screen all the way down and body-blocking my credit card info; how are these nimrods getting security clearances???
Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don’t even purchase in-flight wifi without dimming my screen all the way down and body-blocking my credit card info; how are these nimrods getting security clearances???
henceforth, whenever I feel discouraged about my career trajectory, I'm just going to remind myself that at least I'm not a grown adult in a position of authority who has been reduced to putting on a suit and a straight face and whining in public that a tinpot dictator needs more prizes.
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
henceforth, whenever I feel discouraged about my career trajectory, I'm just going to remind myself that at least I'm not a grown adult in a position of authority who has been reduced to putting on a suit and a straight face and whining in public that a tinpot dictator needs more prizes.
Oh yes, an alt Halftime Show is going to do great in a nation where “The Single Guy” lasted two full seasons simply because that’s how much people hate changing the channel.
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oh yes, an alt Halftime Show is going to do great in a nation where “The Single Guy” lasted two full seasons simply because that’s how much people hate changing the channel.
As long as the HHS Sec'y is out there trying to scaremonger motherfucking Tylenol, I don't want to hear one more WORD about any grumpy nonsense Katie Porter might be up to. We can deal with that another time.
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
As long as the HHS Sec'y is out there trying to scaremonger motherfucking Tylenol, I don't want to hear one more WORD about any grumpy nonsense Katie Porter might be up to. We can deal with that another time.
Dolly's lawyers sending some muscle to her sister's house to cut off her internet access.
BREAKING
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dolly's lawyers sending some muscle to her sister's house to cut off her internet access.
Sometimes, when Joe is going on in that meandering, oblique, about-to-crack-my-third-beer way he has, and I see Mika looking at him like she just wants to get him home and spread him on a cracker, I think—maybe there really is a lid for every pot, in this crazy mixed-up world.
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sometimes, when Joe is going on in that meandering, oblique, about-to-crack-my-third-beer way he has, and I see Mika looking at him like she just wants to get him home and spread him on a cracker, I think—maybe there really is a lid for every pot, in this crazy mixed-up world.
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Ice agent points of weapon at a woman in a neighborhood in Chicago who is just documenting them… No, he doesn’t look nuts and hyper or anything. Does he? He doesn’t look like he could just pop off at any moment for no reason, or anything.
October 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Ice agent points of weapon at a woman in a neighborhood in Chicago who is just documenting them… No, he doesn’t look nuts and hyper or anything. Does he? He doesn’t look like he could just pop off at any moment for no reason, or anything.
Every time I put on a base of balm to help apply a particularly thick lipstick, I think of Bob Ross putting down a thin coat of liquid clear.
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Every time I put on a base of balm to help apply a particularly thick lipstick, I think of Bob Ross putting down a thin coat of liquid clear.