claire
clairecutie.bsky.social
claire
@clairecutie.bsky.social
she/her, posts cool stuff and weird stuff
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heyo we out here
maybe i'll actually stick around this time
ive got some funny little gadgets and gizmos and little things to post
i think eternal european pain is what they call unlimited breadsticks in france
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
loving the hell out of kirby air riders so far. really didnt expect to love the vehicle customization as much as i do, its so detailed and it feels like you can really like, make cool shit with it
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
WE SMOKING THAT IBM QUANTUM COMPUTER / I'VE BEEN FULLY CONSUMED BY HATRED, JEALOUSY, AND LUST
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i gotta get more weird
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
godddd i should not be up this late but im busy with shit and its only an hour 20 until the air riders demo starts
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
i need to talk about random shit in my head more
my audience of like >5 people needs me
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
voice claims are really funny bc one of my friends's voice claim for susie deltarune is just, ME
like my regular speaking voice is her voice claim for susie
and i think thats really funny and shes like not wrong either
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
the thing abt this website though is if i say all trans women should be sent to death camps and be violently killed nothing will happen but if i was to say my actual most woke opinion i'd get nuked off the face of the earth
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
honestly the only thing ive been caring abt tga for is hoping jenny kidd gets at least NOMINATED for best performance as pauline in bananza. been replaying it and god i love her voicework so much, it makes the character feel so much MORE, especially with all the little getaway interactions
The Game Awards 2025 Nominees will be announced on Nov 17th, 9 AM PT www.youtube.com/live/GxUUJ-C...
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
ai really is so fucking funny
all of these companies are like "yeah ai is the future if you dont invest you're a fucking moron", quote from company who is currently on fire, selling everything they have to try and recover the deficit they created investing in ai
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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And I got Super Monkey Ball for the GameCube
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
chat if i speak
Going to bury myself
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
woke
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i think the only valid purity test is zohran mamdani, if there is no darkness in your heart it is statistically impossible to hate him
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Gotta get this leftover Halloween candy to a BBW stat
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i really hope trumps moca leaks at some point (or he just shows it off bcuz hes an egomaniac) just because katie tightpussy would have the most slam dunk hey guys check this out joke of all time
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
it really sucks so bad
bcuz i REALLY dont want to support microsoft
but i also REALLY WANT to support double fine
especially bcuz after the sales of keeper being bad (bcuz microsoft didnt advertise it) they're prob gonna shutter double fine and i dont want all of the ppl there to lose their jobs
friendly reminder that the BDS microsoft boycott is still happening
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Exploration.

Saturday, 10/25/25 1PM ET
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
im ngl the only thing im taking away from the air riders direct is the fact that if pokemon didnt have all the content in the game without the day 1 patch people would go intercontinentally ballistic, and here it wont even be a thing of note (BECAUSE IT SHOULDNT BE)
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Love this energy, but don't forget to alt text to your images!

You can check the "Require alt text before posting" checkbox under the Accessibility settings to make sure the app reminds you.
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Alright. I'll do a ZA hex. But the based version only.

This is a ghost that won't be fitting through doors, let alone walls 🥴
October 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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sent off to the charlie kirk gulag while they eat king’s hand and call you “he”
October 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM