But that would be libel, he was acquitted

No record of past performance will mar the construction of our new armed forces, based entirely on merit!

Just noting that Command Responsibility for Failure to Prevent is *itself* a war crime.

“Good thing that’s clearly illegal”, I laugh more and more nervously

If Ole Miss keeps winning and Miami doesn’t (I know, I know, only one of these things is consistent with the state of the universe, I leave which as an exercise for the reader), we could be looking at the PLAYOOOOFF

Well now you run into the problem of who does the actual arresting. There really aren’t “international law police” out there to do it (Interpol is a talking shop between national agencies, not a standalone force)

7(b), specifically. But your point was that the Headquarters District is extraterritorial. Which it simply isn’t.

It’s not. The Headquarters Agreement explicitly applies US law to UNHQ, except where it conflicts with UN “regulations” (so e.g. US parental leave or commercial contract laws don’t cover UN employees or purchases).

UNHQ is on US soil, though under UN “control”. US law applies when “compatible” with UN regulations. But US authorities (police, etc) may not enter HQ to enforce that law without SG approval, and the UN may not make UNHQ a sanctuary for those fleeing U.S. law enforcement - not any other law.

Commander Keen

Whole lotta Christians repeatedly failing to rise to the occasion, huh? So you’re saying the Rapture is the Charity Bowl?

Both of them?

Well yeah, that’s what’s good *for those with the money*

Georgia Tech Football is unconditional, been saying it for years

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