Jean-Paul Shartre
@ckbk.bsky.social
International lawyer, American expat, sort of
Have to say, the subsequent twenty-two ads for Hoppers haven’t shown me anything more about the movie than the first
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Have to say, the subsequent twenty-two ads for Hoppers haven’t shown me anything more about the movie than the first
ORIGINAL PUN DO NOT STEAL
Seize the memes of production
THANK YOU
Seize the memes of production
THANK YOU
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 AM
ORIGINAL PUN DO NOT STEAL
Seize the memes of production
THANK YOU
Seize the memes of production
THANK YOU
Time to dust off an old classic.
*cracks knuckles, clears throat*
butter emails
*cracks knuckles, clears throat*
butter emails
February 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Time to dust off an old classic.
*cracks knuckles, clears throat*
butter emails
*cracks knuckles, clears throat*
butter emails
I’m far more disturbed then I fairly should be by the fact that the French for SpongeBob is literally “Bob the sponge”.
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I’m far more disturbed then I fairly should be by the fact that the French for SpongeBob is literally “Bob the sponge”.
Just gonna leave this here: einfatsgruppen
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Just gonna leave this here: einfatsgruppen
So that’s two Jonathan Rosses I don’t like
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
So that’s two Jonathan Rosses I don’t like
All lives matter people strangely quiet about someone getting shot in the face. Wonder what that’s about.
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 AM
All lives matter people strangely quiet about someone getting shot in the face. Wonder what that’s about.
Bluesky, Instagram, whatever form of scrolling you prefer, need a “Not Right Now” mode. For when you don’t want to unfollow anyone or lose your network writ large, but, y’know, not right now please
January 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Bluesky, Instagram, whatever form of scrolling you prefer, need a “Not Right Now” mode. For when you don’t want to unfollow anyone or lose your network writ large, but, y’know, not right now please
I can’t believe that Trump would do this to the head of another FIFA Member State
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I can’t believe that Trump would do this to the head of another FIFA Member State
Love me some gushers, or as we call them in my house gluten free pop tart minis
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Love me some gushers, or as we call them in my house gluten free pop tart minis
20 USC 76i, he subtweets the goddamn president of the united states
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
20 USC 76i, he subtweets the goddamn president of the united states
Dear all the apps that aren’t Spotify doing year end wrapped things: please continue this is great it allows me to keep my diffident mocking schtick up through a holiday season that normally is earnest-coded
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Dear all the apps that aren’t Spotify doing year end wrapped things: please continue this is great it allows me to keep my diffident mocking schtick up through a holiday season that normally is earnest-coded
The We Have A Peace Prize At Home
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The We Have A Peace Prize At Home
So if my gift was the one stolen the most times I win the division white elephant exchange and am now management that’s how that works right?
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So if my gift was the one stolen the most times I win the division white elephant exchange and am now management that’s how that works right?
So Spotify Wrapped just got my age spot effing on, not sure if I should be proud or worried
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So Spotify Wrapped just got my age spot effing on, not sure if I should be proud or worried
The 11 and 1th Man
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The 11 and 1th Man
With Trump Guns, do I make a Trump 45 or a DJ-47 joke?
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
With Trump Guns, do I make a Trump 45 or a DJ-47 joke?
Joining Donald Rumsfeld in the great unknown unknown
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Joining Donald Rumsfeld in the great unknown unknown
Kat Abughazaleh indicted for pointing out to a federal agent that had run off a cliff that he had run off a cliff, causing gravity to afterwith take hold of that agent and plummet him down a canyon, preventing him from arresting an illegal immigrant criminal roadrunner.
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Kat Abughazaleh indicted for pointing out to a federal agent that had run off a cliff that he had run off a cliff, causing gravity to afterwith take hold of that agent and plummet him down a canyon, preventing him from arresting an illegal immigrant criminal roadrunner.
We told ya’ll so. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We told ya’ll so. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
I get it, they’ve got the court, they can do what they want. But THIS is the idiot they do it for?
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I get it, they’ve got the court, they can do what they want. But THIS is the idiot they do it for?
One of my favourite things about running is that before a race it’s “carb loading”, not “eating a whole box of shortbread cooked in one day”
September 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of my favourite things about running is that before a race it’s “carb loading”, not “eating a whole box of shortbread cooked in one day”
Hello from Rome! I found where our President comes from!
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hello from Rome! I found where our President comes from!
Hello from the window seat on a flight to Rome. The aisle seat is empty. The woman in the middle seat IS NOT MOVING OVER.
September 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hello from the window seat on a flight to Rome. The aisle seat is empty. The woman in the middle seat IS NOT MOVING OVER.