Jean-Paul Shartre
@ckbk.bsky.social
International lawyer, American expat, sort of
The We Have A Peace Prize At Home
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The We Have A Peace Prize At Home
So if my gift was the one stolen the most times I win the division white elephant exchange and am now management that’s how that works right?
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So if my gift was the one stolen the most times I win the division white elephant exchange and am now management that’s how that works right?
So Spotify Wrapped just got my age spot effing on, not sure if I should be proud or worried
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So Spotify Wrapped just got my age spot effing on, not sure if I should be proud or worried
The 11 and 1th Man
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The 11 and 1th Man
With Trump Guns, do I make a Trump 45 or a DJ-47 joke?
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
With Trump Guns, do I make a Trump 45 or a DJ-47 joke?
Joining Donald Rumsfeld in the great unknown unknown
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Joining Donald Rumsfeld in the great unknown unknown
Kat Abughazaleh indicted for pointing out to a federal agent that had run off a cliff that he had run off a cliff, causing gravity to afterwith take hold of that agent and plummet him down a canyon, preventing him from arresting an illegal immigrant criminal roadrunner.
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Kat Abughazaleh indicted for pointing out to a federal agent that had run off a cliff that he had run off a cliff, causing gravity to afterwith take hold of that agent and plummet him down a canyon, preventing him from arresting an illegal immigrant criminal roadrunner.
We told ya’ll so. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
We told ya’ll so. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
I get it, they’ve got the court, they can do what they want. But THIS is the idiot they do it for?
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I get it, they’ve got the court, they can do what they want. But THIS is the idiot they do it for?
One of my favourite things about running is that before a race it’s “carb loading”, not “eating a whole box of shortbread cooked in one day”
September 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of my favourite things about running is that before a race it’s “carb loading”, not “eating a whole box of shortbread cooked in one day”
Hello from Rome! I found where our President comes from!
September 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hello from Rome! I found where our President comes from!
Hello from the window seat on a flight to Rome. The aisle seat is empty. The woman in the middle seat IS NOT MOVING OVER.
September 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hello from the window seat on a flight to Rome. The aisle seat is empty. The woman in the middle seat IS NOT MOVING OVER.
Out of all the clothing items that can get wet when out in the rain (even with an umbrella), what is the most unpleasant and why is it socks?
September 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Out of all the clothing items that can get wet when out in the rain (even with an umbrella), what is the most unpleasant and why is it socks?
Turns out you can’t in fact indicte a ham sandwich
August 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Turns out you can’t in fact indicte a ham sandwich
For all the people you’ve heard about naming their kids after where they were conceived or born or such, why have I never met a Malm?
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
For all the people you’ve heard about naming their kids after where they were conceived or born or such, why have I never met a Malm?
Fun fact: the most dangerous 14th and W has been in DC in the last half-decade has been when Jeni’s has a limited edition flavour and the line gets unruly.
August 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Fun fact: the most dangerous 14th and W has been in DC in the last half-decade has been when Jeni’s has a limited edition flavour and the line gets unruly.
@sickoscommittee.org just working through the B1G preview: “Curse Ferentz” was RIGHT THERE
August 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@sickoscommittee.org just working through the B1G preview: “Curse Ferentz” was RIGHT THERE
As a former resident of Washington DC I await joining the ranks of Medal of Honor winners
August 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
As a former resident of Washington DC I await joining the ranks of Medal of Honor winners
Oh no. Bill Clinton sent Epstein a note too. Mobilize our brigades of talking heads, The Left.
July 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Oh no. Bill Clinton sent Epstein a note too. Mobilize our brigades of talking heads, The Left.
I dunno, seems a major question to me, I chortle to avoid the tears
July 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I dunno, seems a major question to me, I chortle to avoid the tears
Guy at the bar here is fortune telling as his side hustle. You’d think if he was any good he’d have been able to pick a better main hustle.
July 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Guy at the bar here is fortune telling as his side hustle. You’d think if he was any good he’d have been able to pick a better main hustle.
But where will Chuck Blazer’s poor cats live now?
July 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
But where will Chuck Blazer’s poor cats live now?
Will no one rid me of this sundowning charlatan, I repeat ever more urgently
July 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Will no one rid me of this sundowning charlatan, I repeat ever more urgently
Hate to break it to you, @sickoscommittee.org , but the USMNT is Iowa.
July 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hate to break it to you, @sickoscommittee.org , but the USMNT is Iowa.