Hello from Rome! I found where our President comes from!

May I present the dumbest thing I’ve done for the sake of a bad pun?

Switzerland, I have questions

Ladies of bluesky, who would you feel more creeped out about peeing next to?

Brought road shoes to what is actually a cross country race. The nearest Decathlon is one town away. This is the walk. Life is hard.

She’s my pfp yeah but she’s sleeping and v cute rn. Bluesky, meet Pinot

Ladies and gentlemen and anyone in between, your Republican candidate for President, sixteen days out.

There’s a Bernese Mountain Puppy on my walk. That’s all.