CJ Smith
@cjsmithwrites.bsky.social
Poems and stories. You can call me Cat (They/She)
https://open.substack.com/pub/cjsmithwrites
https://open.substack.com/pub/cjsmithwrites
My twitter feed is just prehistoric planet, the gay hockey show and people dunking on stranger things. We're so back.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My twitter feed is just prehistoric planet, the gay hockey show and people dunking on stranger things. We're so back.
This is very fun, there's a big cat AND jesus fanfic
September 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
This is very fun, there's a big cat AND jesus fanfic
She has so many toys but played with this receipt she pulled out of the recycling for an hour last night
August 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
She has so many toys but played with this receipt she pulled out of the recycling for an hour last night
Foundation is a very silly and increasingly bad show but my god, Lee Pace
August 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Foundation is a very silly and increasingly bad show but my god, Lee Pace
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[me reading the bleet text but before seeing the image:] the idea of mind-independent aesthetic truths is clearly ridiculous
[me looking at the attached image:] I was wrong, they were really cooking there
[me looking at the attached image:] I was wrong, they were really cooking there
June 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
[me reading the bleet text but before seeing the image:] the idea of mind-independent aesthetic truths is clearly ridiculous
[me looking at the attached image:] I was wrong, they were really cooking there
[me looking at the attached image:] I was wrong, they were really cooking there
Objectively correct top 10 films of the 21st century
June 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Objectively correct top 10 films of the 21st century
Had a big old cry taking apart the cat tree Betty never even looked at 🙃
June 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Had a big old cry taking apart the cat tree Betty never even looked at 🙃
Sold Peter Andre a copy of national geographic and a bag of salad
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sold Peter Andre a copy of national geographic and a bag of salad
A woman off her nut on gabapentin
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A woman off her nut on gabapentin
Big pile of rubbish on fire on the side of the road this morning
May 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Big pile of rubbish on fire on the side of the road this morning
Important announcement: the coots in queen's park had their babies
May 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Important announcement: the coots in queen's park had their babies
Saw a woman in an "adult human female" shirt in town and actually snorted lol
May 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Saw a woman in an "adult human female" shirt in town and actually snorted lol
Congratulations to the first Episcopalian pope, tradcaths found dead in a ditch
starting a new job on monday... can't say much but let's just say I am "going to be the new pope". literally I am going to be the pope
May 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Congratulations to the first Episcopalian pope, tradcaths found dead in a ditch
The aesthetics of my book thread on here has really been fucked by my switch to an e-reader. Can't exactly post tastefully arranged photos of a fucking kobo can I
May 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The aesthetics of my book thread on here has really been fucked by my switch to an e-reader. Can't exactly post tastefully arranged photos of a fucking kobo can I
There are too many celeb cameos in this season of Hacks!
May 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There are too many celeb cameos in this season of Hacks!
Wee Betty is not well at all and is at the vets having some tests done and oof, it hurts man
May 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Wee Betty is not well at all and is at the vets having some tests done and oof, it hurts man
Where the hell do I buy a bucket hat for a nearly eleven year old
April 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Where the hell do I buy a bucket hat for a nearly eleven year old
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Unlucky streak where a few bits of work have fallen through, and some of my regular gigs are on hiatus - so if you know of anything that might fit my skills (writing workshops, teaching in a writing/filmmaking space, organising, hosting and chairing film and queer book-y events) let me know, diva!
April 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Unlucky streak where a few bits of work have fallen through, and some of my regular gigs are on hiatus - so if you know of anything that might fit my skills (writing workshops, teaching in a writing/filmmaking space, organising, hosting and chairing film and queer book-y events) let me know, diva!
Currently reading a novel that one NetGalley reviewer says made them predict the Pope's death in a dream
April 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Currently reading a novel that one NetGalley reviewer says made them predict the Pope's death in a dream
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URGENT: Following yesterday's public protests & our thread calling for everyone to contact their MP urgently here is some guidance on what you might say in an email.
This is not a time for thinking someone else will fix this. Please read, share and ACT!
www.translegalproject.org/post/urgent-...
This is not a time for thinking someone else will fix this. Please read, share and ACT!
www.translegalproject.org/post/urgent-...
URGENT ACTION: Write to your MP to protest the Supreme Court ruling and the EHRC's proposals to impose draconian bans on trans people from single-sex spaces.
The trans community is facing a major crisis in the UK after the Supreme Court ruled last week that for the purposes of The Equality Act 2010 sex should be classified as biological (i.e. as recorded a...
www.translegalproject.org
April 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
URGENT: Following yesterday's public protests & our thread calling for everyone to contact their MP urgently here is some guidance on what you might say in an email.
This is not a time for thinking someone else will fix this. Please read, share and ACT!
www.translegalproject.org/post/urgent-...
This is not a time for thinking someone else will fix this. Please read, share and ACT!
www.translegalproject.org/post/urgent-...
Anticipating biblical levels of southside drama when the first greater govanhill missed connections column drops
April 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Anticipating biblical levels of southside drama when the first greater govanhill missed connections column drops
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What will happen to us un-women? My thoughts on today’s UK Supreme Court decision excluding trans women from the legal category of women. Over at Autostraddle: www.autostraddle.com/uk-supreme-c...
Illegally Female
The UK's Supreme Court has ruled unanimously that trans women are not legally considered women.
www.autostraddle.com
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What will happen to us un-women? My thoughts on today’s UK Supreme Court decision excluding trans women from the legal category of women. Over at Autostraddle: www.autostraddle.com/uk-supreme-c...
Transphobes are the most miserable cunts around and history will look upon them as such.
April 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Transphobes are the most miserable cunts around and history will look upon them as such.
Rewatching Veep and obviously it's all incredible but my god Jonah truly is one of TVs greatest monsters lmao
April 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Rewatching Veep and obviously it's all incredible but my god Jonah truly is one of TVs greatest monsters lmao
Have to get 2 fillings replaced fml
April 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Have to get 2 fillings replaced fml