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CJ Smith
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Poems and stories. You can call me Cat (They/She)
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This is very fun, there's a big cat AND jesus fanfic
A paperback of The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
September 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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We have upgraded to tinfoil
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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We've moved on to greaseproof paper
September 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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She has so many toys but played with this receipt she pulled out of the recycling for an hour last night
Small tortoiseshell cat laying on her side on a jute rug, looking innocently at the camera. She's holding a balled up receipt between her front paws
August 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Objectively correct top 10 films of the 21st century
June 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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12. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. A photo of an e reader featuring a black cover with a illustration of a gold pin of a bird holding an arrow
June 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A woman off her nut on gabapentin
Betty the calico cat reclines in a pink fluffy bed, I'm petting her lovely little head. She looks high as shit.
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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11. On The Calculation of Volume (book 1) by Solvej Balle, tr. Barbara J. Haveland
May 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Glasgow:
Screenshot of Ilana in Broad City doing air quotes with the subtitle "how 'am' I?"
May 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Big pile of rubbish on fire on the side of the road this morning
Big pile of rubbish on fire
May 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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10. Catalina by Karla Cornejo Villavicencio
Catalina by Karla Cornejo Villavicencio. A red book cover with an illustration of a pair of lower legs wearing pink shoes and black socks being pulled up by a pair of hands. Next to the figure is a pile of books with a wine glass on top
May 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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9. Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters
Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters, a pink cover with the title in white and the author's name in blue. Red ribbon floats between and through the text.
May 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Picked Betty up yesterday and after a few hours decompressing under the bed she was back to her old self 🥲
Betty the Calico cat climbing my leg to eat one of her treat tubes
May 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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8. TonyInteruptor by Nicola Barker
A pale yellow cover of TonyInteruptor by Nicola Barker featuring a line drawing of a small group of people
April 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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7. Orpheus Builds a Girl by Heather Parry
The cover of Orpheus Builds a Girl by Heather Parry on my kobo e-reader
April 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The End- surviving the world through imagined disasters by Katie Goh
The End: surviving the world through imagined disasters by Katie Goh. A red cover featuring a stylised illustration of items in a survival kit
April 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This is the hottest anyone has ever looked
Screenshot of Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep. She's wearing a low cut black dress and leaning against a pillow with a lit cigarette in her mouth. The subtitles say "Because of the axis of dick"
April 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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5. Geek Love by Katherine Dunn (reread)
April 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Just finished ep 1 of Adolescence and I'm sitting here like
Marge Simpson sitting on a stool staring into the middle distance
March 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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4. Boulder by Eva Baltasar tr. Julia Sanches
A black and white cover featuring an illustration of a woman holding a cigarette to her mouth
March 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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3. Patricia Wants To Cuddle by Samantha Allen
Patricia Wants To Cuddle by Samantha Allen is in large white text on a background of brown fur
March 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Trying to take deep breaths to keep my ribs mobile whilst developing a chest infection
A baby Alien bursts out of john Hurt's chest in the film Alien
March 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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2. Permafrost by Eva Baltasar tr. Julia Sanches
A copy of Permafrost by Eva Baltasar on a wooden table next to a cup of coffee. The book's cover is a light blue with a line drawing of a figure with their chin in their hand on it.
March 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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1. Hunchback by Saou Ichihawa tr. Polly Barton
Hunchback by Saou Ichihawa tr. Polly Barton A bright pink cover featuring two intertwined pink flowers
March 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Betty the Calico cat sleeping in a perfect round dumpling shape
March 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM