Jonesy
@cjonesy90.bsky.social
35. Leeds United fan. Ska/Punk/Rock absolutely. Video Games yes. Comedy also. Bad at writing bios.
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Can’t remember budget ‘case studies’ ever being quite so funny. Especially in newspapers that recently anointed Liz Truss a fiscal genius.
Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement.
Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
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Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph
Because this does NOT add up!
No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies…
🧵1/9
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Can’t remember budget ‘case studies’ ever being quite so funny. Especially in newspapers that recently anointed Liz Truss a fiscal genius.
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BBC staff have now been banned from repeating the description of Donald Trump excised from Rutger’s Reith lecture. Makes his warning here all the more chilling.
youtu.be/9UlYdocG5Bs
youtu.be/9UlYdocG5Bs
'What are they afraid of?' Historian's lecture cut by BBC
YouTube video by LBC
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November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
BBC staff have now been banned from repeating the description of Donald Trump excised from Rutger’s Reith lecture. Makes his warning here all the more chilling.
youtu.be/9UlYdocG5Bs
youtu.be/9UlYdocG5Bs
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- A 100,000 drop in net migration costs us £7bn
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
- A 100,000 drop in net migration costs us £7bn
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
- Scrapping the two-child benefit cap costs us £3bn
What gets more attention?
James O’Brien says 'we have become a ludicrous country'.
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After a reporter told him watching Uruguay's defeat in the USA was like 'tearing his eyes out', Marcelo Bielsa called the press together last week to analyse, well, everything.
#LUFC
#LUFC
"I would like to live the complete opposite of what I live": Marcelo Bielsa loses 5-1
After a reporter told him watching Uruguay's defeat in the USA was like 'tearing his eyes out', Marcelo Bielsa called the press together to analyse, well, everything.
www.leedsista.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
After a reporter told him watching Uruguay's defeat in the USA was like 'tearing his eyes out', Marcelo Bielsa called the press together last week to analyse, well, everything.
#LUFC
#LUFC
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Free podcast | Leedsista Libre
When #LUFC went to Manchester City, and the players gave Marcelo Bielsa something no other team had given him.
Listen to my match report from 2021 here, for free, wherever your podcasts are
When #LUFC went to Manchester City, and the players gave Marcelo Bielsa something no other team had given him.
Listen to my match report from 2021 here, for free, wherever your podcasts are
2020/21 | Manchester City 1-2 Leeds United: A Madman Has A Team | Leedsista Libre | Episode 5
I know Bielsa will always love Newell's the most, and one football fan to another I respect that he'll never change. But dear me Leeds must run them close.Leedsista Libre is a free podcast by Daniel Chapman, aka Moxco/Moscowhite for stupid internet reasons. I'm a writer, of the book 100 Years of...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Free podcast | Leedsista Libre
When #LUFC went to Manchester City, and the players gave Marcelo Bielsa something no other team had given him.
Listen to my match report from 2021 here, for free, wherever your podcasts are
When #LUFC went to Manchester City, and the players gave Marcelo Bielsa something no other team had given him.
Listen to my match report from 2021 here, for free, wherever your podcasts are
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Given the current polling, asking Kemi Badenoch to respond to the Budget is about as relevant as asking what Chesney Hawkes thought of it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Given the current polling, asking Kemi Badenoch to respond to the Budget is about as relevant as asking what Chesney Hawkes thought of it.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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Keir Starmer has called for an investigation into Reform's ties with Russia.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is 'surprised' about who he’s called upon to lead it.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is 'surprised' about who he’s called upon to lead it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Keir Starmer has called for an investigation into Reform's ties with Russia.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is 'surprised' about who he’s called upon to lead it.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is 'surprised' about who he’s called upon to lead it.
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Turns out the media & most of Parliament is as out of touch with reality as Twitter. Dear England.
Why do people think England flags have been raised on lampposts?
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Turns out the media & most of Parliament is as out of touch with reality as Twitter. Dear England.
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Hilarious that their reasoning is "it took fewer people". Notwithstanding the fact that they can absolutely afford to pay real artists, you know what would have taken EVEN FEWER people? Reusing the classic ad that EVERYONE LIKES. They can't even get the cheapskate option right
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hilarious that their reasoning is "it took fewer people". Notwithstanding the fact that they can absolutely afford to pay real artists, you know what would have taken EVEN FEWER people? Reusing the classic ad that EVERYONE LIKES. They can't even get the cheapskate option right
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Why do they hate are kuntry?
www.itv.com/news/central...
www.itv.com/news/central...
www.itv.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Why do they hate are kuntry?
www.itv.com/news/central...
www.itv.com/news/central...
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The sublime Sarah Belkner elevating the hell out of this version of Carry You.
From: Tim Minchin - Apart Together (Live At Trackdown Studios).
You can watch the full show here: youtu.be/NMMDP_5CJ78?...
First live-streamed 19th Nov’ 2020 ahead of the album release 5 years ago today.
From: Tim Minchin - Apart Together (Live At Trackdown Studios).
You can watch the full show here: youtu.be/NMMDP_5CJ78?...
First live-streamed 19th Nov’ 2020 ahead of the album release 5 years ago today.
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The sublime Sarah Belkner elevating the hell out of this version of Carry You.
From: Tim Minchin - Apart Together (Live At Trackdown Studios).
You can watch the full show here: youtu.be/NMMDP_5CJ78?...
First live-streamed 19th Nov’ 2020 ahead of the album release 5 years ago today.
From: Tim Minchin - Apart Together (Live At Trackdown Studios).
You can watch the full show here: youtu.be/NMMDP_5CJ78?...
First live-streamed 19th Nov’ 2020 ahead of the album release 5 years ago today.
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Don't forget to check out my new video: Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
A massive thank you to everyone who has already watched and shared it 😀
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
A massive thank you to everyone who has already watched and shared it 😀
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Don't forget to check out my new video: Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
A massive thank you to everyone who has already watched and shared it 😀
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
A massive thank you to everyone who has already watched and shared it 😀
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Extra tour dates added right now for times and places that fit your schedule like a snooker ball in the right kind of pocket hopefully. Tickets here: mrmikewozniak.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Extra tour dates added right now for times and places that fit your schedule like a snooker ball in the right kind of pocket hopefully. Tickets here: mrmikewozniak.com
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Masked Israeli settlers destroyed property belonging to a dairy farm in Beit Lid in the occupied West Bank.
The U.N. humanitarian office said there were the most Israeli settler attacks on Palestinians in the West Bank in October since 2006. https://wapo.st/3WU0oDa
The U.N. humanitarian office said there were the most Israeli settler attacks on Palestinians in the West Bank in October since 2006. https://wapo.st/3WU0oDa
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Masked Israeli settlers destroyed property belonging to a dairy farm in Beit Lid in the occupied West Bank.
The U.N. humanitarian office said there were the most Israeli settler attacks on Palestinians in the West Bank in October since 2006. https://wapo.st/3WU0oDa
The U.N. humanitarian office said there were the most Israeli settler attacks on Palestinians in the West Bank in October since 2006. https://wapo.st/3WU0oDa
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“They heard ancestral voices” WTAF
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
“They heard ancestral voices” WTAF
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Releasing this Friday is my FIRST post-TripleJump video!
Adapting the style of my Launch Games videos (albeit with a stinky, horrible game twist), it's my hope that this will be the start of a brand new series!
Sub to channel now: www.youtube.com/@Confused_Du...
Adapting the style of my Launch Games videos (albeit with a stinky, horrible game twist), it's my hope that this will be the start of a brand new series!
Sub to channel now: www.youtube.com/@Confused_Du...
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Releasing this Friday is my FIRST post-TripleJump video!
Adapting the style of my Launch Games videos (albeit with a stinky, horrible game twist), it's my hope that this will be the start of a brand new series!
Sub to channel now: www.youtube.com/@Confused_Du...
Adapting the style of my Launch Games videos (albeit with a stinky, horrible game twist), it's my hope that this will be the start of a brand new series!
Sub to channel now: www.youtube.com/@Confused_Du...
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What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...
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’Journalists failed to condemn a piece about Sadiq Khan accompanied by a photo of a terrorist atrocity.’
James O’Brien is reminded of a certain Mail article after Zohran Mamdani’s historic win in NYC.
James O’Brien is reminded of a certain Mail article after Zohran Mamdani’s historic win in NYC.
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
’Journalists failed to condemn a piece about Sadiq Khan accompanied by a photo of a terrorist atrocity.’
James O’Brien is reminded of a certain Mail article after Zohran Mamdani’s historic win in NYC.
James O’Brien is reminded of a certain Mail article after Zohran Mamdani’s historic win in NYC.
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YAAASSS! GETTING BACK TO THE FUTOUR IN APRIL!
and bringing our pals Death Trails and All Ears Avow along for the ride!
PRESALE LIVE WEDNESDAY!
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Patreon: patreon.com/milliemanders
GENERAL SALE 9AM FRIDAY
and bringing our pals Death Trails and All Ears Avow along for the ride!
PRESALE LIVE WEDNESDAY!
Sign up to our mailing list: linktr.ee/milliemanders
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GENERAL SALE 9AM FRIDAY
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
YAAASSS! GETTING BACK TO THE FUTOUR IN APRIL!
and bringing our pals Death Trails and All Ears Avow along for the ride!
PRESALE LIVE WEDNESDAY!
Sign up to our mailing list: linktr.ee/milliemanders
Patreon: patreon.com/milliemanders
GENERAL SALE 9AM FRIDAY
and bringing our pals Death Trails and All Ears Avow along for the ride!
PRESALE LIVE WEDNESDAY!
Sign up to our mailing list: linktr.ee/milliemanders
Patreon: patreon.com/milliemanders
GENERAL SALE 9AM FRIDAY
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No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.
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Mike Graham Misunderstands Absolutely Everything
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Mike Graham Misunderstands Absolutely Everything
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Another classic Retro RHLSTP - this one with Bob Mortimer from 2022. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Come and see RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
Come and see RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
October 20, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Another classic Retro RHLSTP - this one with Bob Mortimer from 2022. shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Come and see RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
Come and see RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
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‘If I was head of the Birmingham police, I’d do this…’
Caller Peter calls out politicians’ ‘disingenuous’ responses to the ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans at Villa Park.
Caller Peter calls out politicians’ ‘disingenuous’ responses to the ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans at Villa Park.
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
‘If I was head of the Birmingham police, I’d do this…’
Caller Peter calls out politicians’ ‘disingenuous’ responses to the ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans at Villa Park.
Caller Peter calls out politicians’ ‘disingenuous’ responses to the ban on Maccabi Tel Aviv fans at Villa Park.