Chris Michalek
@cjmichalek.bsky.social
I’m an eclectic and eccentric mess.
Elon Musk needs to have his citizenship revoked and be either deported back to South Africa or detained at Guantanamo Bay.
February 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Elon Musk needs to have his citizenship revoked and be either deported back to South Africa or detained at Guantanamo Bay.
The Panama Canal, Canada, Greenland and now the Gaza Strip. This dipshit played too much Risk as a kid.
February 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Panama Canal, Canada, Greenland and now the Gaza Strip. This dipshit played too much Risk as a kid.
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Go ahead. Vandalize that Cyber Truck. You deserve it.
I’m your spiritual advisor now.
I’m your spiritual advisor now.
January 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Go ahead. Vandalize that Cyber Truck. You deserve it.
I’m your spiritual advisor now.
I’m your spiritual advisor now.
For a guy that hates “cancel culture”, Trump sure tries to cancel a lot of shit. On a side note, did he get plastic surgery on his face? His neck vagina looks less pronounced.
January 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
For a guy that hates “cancel culture”, Trump sure tries to cancel a lot of shit. On a side note, did he get plastic surgery on his face? His neck vagina looks less pronounced.
Hey MAGA, want proof that the government isn’t controlling the weather: Mar-a-Lago is still standing.
January 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey MAGA, want proof that the government isn’t controlling the weather: Mar-a-Lago is still standing.
Dear Nordic gods, please let Donald Trump Jr. fall into a glacial crevice while in Greenland!
January 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dear Nordic gods, please let Donald Trump Jr. fall into a glacial crevice while in Greenland!
You don’t need to know how to cook when you have Jesus.
December 27, 2024 at 10:50 PM
You don’t need to know how to cook when you have Jesus.
Karma and I wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Karma and I wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Christmas essential ⛄️
Girl Trouble "Blue Christmas" 1989
YouTube video by MAWP Tacoma
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December 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Christmas essential ⛄️
Christmas essential ⛄️
Kings of Rock • X-mess
YouTube video by s2art3
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December 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Christmas essential ⛄️
Christmas essential ⛄️
Greensleeves
YouTube video by Satan's Pilgrims - Topic
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December 24, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Christmas essential ⛄️
Santa was a Chesterfield man. #santa #christmas
December 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Santa was a Chesterfield man. #santa #christmas
Tom Waits - "Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis"
YouTube video by Tom Waits
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December 22, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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2-1 odds that this is the next Trump grift.
December 16, 2024 at 4:17 PM
2-1 odds that this is the next Trump grift.
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
While everyone else was purchasing Christmas items at the antique show, I picked up a postmortem cabinet card and a scantily clad lady statue. #cabinetcard #postmortemcabinetcard #artdeco #antique
December 15, 2024 at 12:09 AM
While everyone else was purchasing Christmas items at the antique show, I picked up a postmortem cabinet card and a scantily clad lady statue. #cabinetcard #postmortemcabinetcard #artdeco #antique
December 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Reposted by Chris Michalek
Pro tip: Don’t leave me unsupervised at Walmart
December 13, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Pro tip: Don’t leave me unsupervised at Walmart
Hey, Time magazine, BITE ME!!!
December 13, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Hey, Time magazine, BITE ME!!!