Curt Jarand
@cjarand.bsky.social
analytical chemist, professor, staunch Democrat
This is great- I didn't realize you could get bingo cards that have assholes instead of letters and numbers.
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
This is great- I didn't realize you could get bingo cards that have assholes instead of letters and numbers.
A retired Nazi is still a Nazi.
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 AM
A retired Nazi is still a Nazi.
According to this administration the dude on the left is a 2nd amendment hero and dude on the right is an armed domestic terrorist.
You see the problem here?
You see the problem here?
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
According to this administration the dude on the left is a 2nd amendment hero and dude on the right is an armed domestic terrorist.
You see the problem here?
You see the problem here?
If this isn't the top story on mainstream press within hours from now, then I don't know how we come back from this. www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts
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January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
If this isn't the top story on mainstream press within hours from now, then I don't know how we come back from this. www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
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NEW: ICE just executed another person in Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:28 PM
NEW: ICE just executed another person in Minneapolis.
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this was an execution. The agent should be immediately arrested.
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
this was an execution. The agent should be immediately arrested.
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I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
It must eat at Trump every single day that he'll never be as cool as Obama just lighting him up at the correspondents dinner all the while they were prepping to kill Bin Laden just hours later.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
It must eat at Trump every single day that he'll never be as cool as Obama just lighting him up at the correspondents dinner all the while they were prepping to kill Bin Laden just hours later.
Fog of War? It was a single boat being monitored by a freaking drone. It's not like they were storming the beaches at Normandy. apnews.com/article/hegs...
Hegseth cites 'fog of war' in defending follow-on strike in scrutinized attack on alleged drug boat
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth cited the “fog of war” in defending a follow-up strike on an alleged drug-carrying boat in the Caribbean Sea earlier this year.
apnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fog of War? It was a single boat being monitored by a freaking drone. It's not like they were storming the beaches at Normandy. apnews.com/article/hegs...
Sheesh, she's got a stick up her ass tonight. Maybe her Botox prescription didn't get renewed.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sheesh, she's got a stick up her ass tonight. Maybe her Botox prescription didn't get renewed.
Those assholes detained Marilyn.
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Those assholes detained Marilyn.
What the fuck have we come to as a nation? Fat fucks with their faces masked dragging parents out of a car? At least the SS didn't wear masks.
ICE detains mother dropping off child at elementary school—refuses to even look at her U.S. legal papers.
"What documents?" agent sarcastically replies—holding up the folder.
"The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back.
Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.
"What documents?" agent sarcastically replies—holding up the folder.
"The ones in your hands!" witnesses yell back.
Madison Elementary School in Santa Ana, California.
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What the fuck have we come to as a nation? Fat fucks with their faces masked dragging parents out of a car? At least the SS didn't wear masks.
Amazing how every time Mike Johnson is asked a question he claims to not know shit about fuck.
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Amazing how every time Mike Johnson is asked a question he claims to not know shit about fuck.
Government still shutdown, prices skyrocketing, people about to lose snap benefits, federal goons snatching people off the street while other ones are blowing up random boats and now we get this. Some serious Marie Antionette level shit, except Marie is now a fat old blithering and corrupt idiot.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Government still shutdown, prices skyrocketing, people about to lose snap benefits, federal goons snatching people off the street while other ones are blowing up random boats and now we get this. Some serious Marie Antionette level shit, except Marie is now a fat old blithering and corrupt idiot.
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Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
Ordered a few new US flags for Saturday but I'm having a hell of time navigating Antifa's expense reimbursement system.
October 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ordered a few new US flags for Saturday but I'm having a hell of time navigating Antifa's expense reimbursement system.
I should know who the representative standing behind and to the right of Mike Johnson at every public appearance is, but I have to admit that I don't. However, I do know she needs some eye drops cause goddamn does she blink a lot.
Being evil doesn't mean you should have dry eyes.
Being evil doesn't mean you should have dry eyes.
October 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I should know who the representative standing behind and to the right of Mike Johnson at every public appearance is, but I have to admit that I don't. However, I do know she needs some eye drops cause goddamn does she blink a lot.
Being evil doesn't mean you should have dry eyes.
Being evil doesn't mean you should have dry eyes.
The only thing more annoying for a National Guard member than getting called up for a bullshit duty in a different state has hit to be getting sent back home because of Secretary Kegstand's no fatties policy.
October 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The only thing more annoying for a National Guard member than getting called up for a bullshit duty in a different state has hit to be getting sent back home because of Secretary Kegstand's no fatties policy.
don't threaten me with a good time....
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
October 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
don't threaten me with a good time....
Two days in a row now of a Republican being interviewed on Morning Edition on NPR regarding the shutdown.
I can't for the life of me figure out why the very first question for the both of them wasn't 'Why the fuck did you defund us?'.
I can't for the life of me figure out why the very first question for the both of them wasn't 'Why the fuck did you defund us?'.
September 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Two days in a row now of a Republican being interviewed on Morning Edition on NPR regarding the shutdown.
I can't for the life of me figure out why the very first question for the both of them wasn't 'Why the fuck did you defund us?'.
I can't for the life of me figure out why the very first question for the both of them wasn't 'Why the fuck did you defund us?'.
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Buttcracks and Beer Bellies: Is Trump Failing on Immigration because ICE Creates Negative Spectacle?
www.emptywheel.net/2025/09/29/b...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/09/29/b...
Buttcracks and Beer Bellies: Is Trump Failing on Immigration because ICE Creates Negative Spectacle? - emptywheel
I suspect that a big reason Stephen Miller has turned immigration into a losing issue for Donald Trump is because Miller's goons create an endless supply of negative spectacle that goes viral and seed...
www.emptywheel.net
September 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Buttcracks and Beer Bellies: Is Trump Failing on Immigration because ICE Creates Negative Spectacle?
www.emptywheel.net/2025/09/29/b...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/09/29/b...
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My dearest Arielle,
I write to you with a heavy heart. Our deployment continues to vex us. Yesterday our favorite food truck ran out of lobster rolls. We can only pray that President Trump never realizes he ordered us to invade the wrong Portland.
Yours,
Silas
I write to you with a heavy heart. Our deployment continues to vex us. Yesterday our favorite food truck ran out of lobster rolls. We can only pray that President Trump never realizes he ordered us to invade the wrong Portland.
Yours,
Silas
September 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My dearest Arielle,
I write to you with a heavy heart. Our deployment continues to vex us. Yesterday our favorite food truck ran out of lobster rolls. We can only pray that President Trump never realizes he ordered us to invade the wrong Portland.
Yours,
Silas
I write to you with a heavy heart. Our deployment continues to vex us. Yesterday our favorite food truck ran out of lobster rolls. We can only pray that President Trump never realizes he ordered us to invade the wrong Portland.
Yours,
Silas
Tylenol has been around since the early 1950s and has been the go to pain and fever relief medicine for pregnant mothers and infants/children since then. You really think these three dipshits discovered some secret connection that eluded autism researchers for all these years?
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tylenol has been around since the early 1950s and has been the go to pain and fever relief medicine for pregnant mothers and infants/children since then. You really think these three dipshits discovered some secret connection that eluded autism researchers for all these years?
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Get in losers, we’re grieving
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Get in losers, we’re grieving
