Curt Jarand
cjarand.bsky.social
Curt Jarand
@cjarand.bsky.social
analytical chemist, professor, staunch Democrat
This is great- I didn't realize you could get bingo cards that have assholes instead of letters and numbers.
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
According to this administration the dude on the left is a 2nd amendment hero and dude on the right is an armed domestic terrorist.

You see the problem here?
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It must eat at Trump every single day that he'll never be as cool as Obama just lighting him up at the correspondents dinner all the while they were prepping to kill Bin Laden just hours later.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
'nuff said
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sheesh, she's got a stick up her ass tonight. Maybe her Botox prescription didn't get renewed.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
September 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tylenol has been around since the early 1950s and has been the go to pain and fever relief medicine for pregnant mothers and infants/children since then. You really think these three dipshits discovered some secret connection that eluded autism researchers for all these years?
September 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
June 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hands Off NOLA
April 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
TL; DR

"Yo Jerome, I just completely shit the bed with these tariffs. Can you do a bro a solid?"
April 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
March 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
grabbed from Jeff Tiedrich
February 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Official portraits or official notice of sex offenders moving into your neighborhood?
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM