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elvis, culture advisor
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photo mode addict who wishes sega bass fishing of the dead was real
jalopy evangelist (you should play jalopy)
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things that make me happy: vultures' wingtips catching the light like this
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Surprised nobody's done this yet.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sega should put game-specific variants of the yakuza series's "real yakuza use a gamepad" screen on ALL of their pc ports, for example:
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
youtu.be/JiCQya8G9no?... the editing! also the only context where i don't actively or at least passively dislike the offspring (inshallah he gets his vash plushie back eventually)
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
everybody's golf to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
rip robert redford, who i briefly confused with robert wagner but PROBABLY didn't kill natalie wood
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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we have posted an update!
still working very hard on securing jobs/housing/roommate and we're getting close to our minimum goal!

keep sharing! we love you!

gofund.me/d97c44cc
Donate to Get my fiancée to safety in Australia!, organized by Naomi Vaughan
It should come as no surprise that things are looking bleak in the Greatest Natio… Naomi Vaughan needs your support for Get my fiancée to safety in Australia!
gofund.me
July 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Guy who only knows of Cuba via the Mighty Switch Force! soundtrack, hearing Latin jazz for the first time: Whoa, I'm in Earth Cuba!
June 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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this is for my Abby's safety. please read our campaign, donate, and share the link.
my sorrow is boundless and my time is swallowed by this miserable work. i am afraid.

gofund.me/1402634c
Donate to Get my fiancée to safety in Australia!, organized by Naomi Vaughan
It should come as no surprise that things are looking bleak in the Greatest Natio… Naomi Vaughan needs your support for Get my fiancée to safety in Australia!
gofund.me
June 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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we have made a GoFundMe for the first step in our relocation plan:

gofund.me/1402634c
Donate to Get my fiancée to safety in Australia!, organized by Naomi Vaughan
It should come as no surprise that things are looking bleak in the Greatest Natio… Naomi Vaughan needs your support for Get my fiancée to safety in Australia!
gofund.me
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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it's awesome how every time i open a piece of software i haven't touched in a while there's a big popup that says "surprise, idiot! we collated a list of all the shit you hate and put it in this application just to piss you off"
May 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
May 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
newtypes fill the exact same narrative and strategic roles as macross's idol singers
April 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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(5/9) We didn't stop there, though! The now-defunct "Network Mode" has been replaced with "Bonus Mode", delivering special bonus content, including a 100% unlocked save, an original Japanese TV commercial (subtitled), and developer interviews translated by @itsfantasticac.bsky.social.
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Genres of Designer Boardgames:

*Spinoffs of Catan
*Knockoffs of Catan
*Catan
*Only Here for the Meeples/Tokens/Tiny Plastic Camels
*Chess 2: the Sequel to Chess
*Candyland, but for Grognards
*We Have an Auction Mechanic
*Literally DnD (figurative)
*Literally DnD (literal)
March 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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On top of everything Naomi is now on the hook for 800 in taxes and her last paycheck bounced and rent is due tomorrow

Please help/share things are getting really dire really fast
the folks at Midas told me my car is sick. help her get better, or else i will be cold and alone in this cruel world.
(seriously tho Abby & i are living paycheck to paycheck and we really need some help)

gofund.me/b0319f9f
Donate to Car Sick :( Please Help, organized by Naomi Vaughan
My car is in dire need of urgent and significant repairs that, if left unaddressed for too much… Naomi Vaughan needs your support for Car Sick :( Please Help
gofund.me
February 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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last year i started a tradition where i play quirky, endearing "fighting" game Destrega on (roughly? i forget when i did it year 1) the same day each year. This is year 3. Will I finally conquer Double Relics without a failure?

1/5 (tomorrow) night at ~7 PM Eastern US time
February 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the new underwater lighting means the one on the right might be impossible to replicate now lol
February 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
February 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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It's time for a new generator! This time it's 1994's Sega CD port of Konami's Snatcher.
(This is what Hideo Kojima did after the first Metal Gear)

deathgenerator.com#snatcher #deathgenerator
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 AM
tom clancy's love, actually
December 25, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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NHK has located and interviewed the elusive Nasir Gebelli, the genius Iranian-American programmer of Final Fantasy I to III. Gebelli dropped out of the public eye for many years, and even Sakaguchi went to Twitter in 2012 to ask if anyone knew his contact information.
www.famitsu.com/article/2024...
NHK“レジェンドゲームヒストリー”『FF』、BS4K/BS版にはナーシ・ジベリも登場。20分の拡大版で12月30日、1月3日に放送 | ゲーム・エンタメ最新情報のファミ通.com
日本のゲームシリーズの誕生を探るドキュメンタリー番組。その『ファイナルファンタジー』回の拡大版に、天才プログラマーと称されたナーシ・ジベリ(ナーシャ・ジベリ)氏が登場する。
www.famitsu.com
December 23, 2024 at 11:12 AM
been a while since i watched so i may be giving kihel too much credit but loran is arguably even more servant-pilled than sam gamgee
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM