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elvis, culture advisor
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photo mode addict who wishes sega bass fishing of the dead was real
jalopy evangelist (you should play jalopy)
ferret crimes
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
this is how you get oreo prions
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
toxic yuri kalevala reboot
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
swort of
November 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
they caught the penguin's fowl language
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
a strand-type game
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
karate has simply never looked better in animated form than sf3 makoto
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
vampire survivors, asteroids, smashtv, and MOBAs are also shmups (dynasty warriors -- despite ALSO being a MOBA -- is NOT a shmup)
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
yes yes no yes
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
who gets the stomping and who gets the clapping?
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
legion camp is basically a fun shooting gallery for testing out mininukes, the satellite laser, and boone
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
boston dynamics already has the dystopian zoids
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
literally a couple days ago "doesn't have a nazi tattoo" was such a low bar that it was in the same category of half-joking bare minimums as "has a pulse"
October 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
a fun last resort backup plan would've been to smash them all up with a sledgehammer and do like a mosaic
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
there are tripod mounts for phones, and bluetooth shutter remotes for that
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i think this is what happens when you don't seal your grout
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
♪STOP! in the name of love♪
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this puts the series roughly concurrent with tng, ds9, and voyager -- and among other things means that in leonard nimoy's appearances he is in fact played by ambassador spock
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
one hundred horse-sized horses
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
paywalls mostly only filter out broke people, not resist grifters -- maybe it worked on SA specifically, but it's never stopped or even hampered the Meidas or Krassenstein types
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
maxiature
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
slowly reinventing the train from first principles
September 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM