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elvis, culture advisor
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photo mode addict who wishes sega bass fishing of the dead was real
jalopy evangelist (you should play jalopy)
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sega should put game-specific variants of the yakuza series's "real yakuza use a gamepad" screen on ALL of their pc ports, for example:
yakuza 5's "real yakuza use a gamepad" screen, recolored to a slightly desaturated blue, and with the word "hedgehogs" collaged over "yakuza" -- the "hedgehog" part is in red, kinda squished, and taken from the logo of the sonic movie (which i have never seen and never will) and the "s" is black and angular, and is taken from the 2019 sakura wars logo
October 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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pose twins! think this was from the first time i beat balteus
reverse-leg ac standing on the back of a defeated balteus, from a very wide-angle perspective and shot from below with two plumes of smoke billowing in the background
September 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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the original image displays a vertically oriented cartouche with hieroglyphs of two arms pointing upward, and then three left-facing penises -- this one is (extremely poorly) edited to: one arm, then two arms, then two arms, then one arm and the penis glyph
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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sakura wars 2 screenshot: kohran -- disguised as a geisha --says "Don't look at me! My 'Mr Smoke Bomb' is totally safe and non-combustible!" while angrily throwing a smoke bomb as smoke billows (from a previous one, she has a lot of them) -- in the background, sakura (also disguised as a geisha) is angrily slapping a now-off-balanced yakuza. three other yakuza are also reeling from the afore-mentioned totally safe and non-combustible Mr Smoke Bomb
May 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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"FIGHTING Virtua" the boxart for fighting street -- the pc engine/turbografx 16 port of street fighter -- but with akira's face (with mouth open" crudely 'pastede on yay' over ryu's, and also the "virtua" in vf's title pasted over the "street" in the title (with the original text clearly visible and also the "a" is hanging over the white margin area of the boxart
February 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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been a while since i watched so i may be giving kihel too much credit but loran is arguably even more servant-pilled than sam gamgee
a screengrab from turn a gundam, loran cehack in his chauffeur uniform driving a truck with sochie and i think kihel? behind him, sochie's face crossed out with "Not her" drawn in red because she is 100% a gremlin and DEFINITELY putting the one ring on the second it falls in her hand
December 22, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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sus tire
win bra
SUS TIRE WIN BRA the gauge from f1 circus '91 for the turbografx-16
September 21, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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this is a bubble bobble enemy
monsta: a blue whale? ghost? enemy from bubble bobble with a large red eye
September 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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his waifu, a horse?
excerpt from sakura wars 5's artbook: Gemini Sunrise! Here I come! A very cheerful cowgirl who tends to be a bit clumsy. Her master's last words bring her from Texas to New York with her fellow horse, Larry. She's not used to life in New York, but she dreams of becoming a Broadway musical star. She currently works at the theater as a cleaning girl. a zoom of the previous image. "her fellow horse" is circled. below, an arrow pointing to the circle, from two question marks. above, drawn in dark red in paint3d's fountain pen tool, "Her What!?"
June 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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things that make me happy: vultures' wingtips catching the light like this
distant black vulture flying to the upper-left of the frame, shot from below -- the white feathers on its left wingtip are catching the light, looking almost metallic roughly the same as the other shot, but the vulture is flying to the left of the frame and is shot a little more side-on, the head and feet also catching the light (and to a lesser extend the underside of the right wingtip)
June 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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February 28, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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BEHOLD A FOOL.
February 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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just realized i forgot to turn the hud back on before i quit -- chance of this killing me next time is 100%
February 22, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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~post-production~
February 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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not goin for fashion ring YET, but when i do the octopus head stays
February 22, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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vacation snaps
February 22, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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that's "silk spider" o-toshi, the yakuza thief
February 19, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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diagram updated
January 29, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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all the peasant characters are written in an extremely snuffy smith phonetic hick dialect
January 26, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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bridge fights are the chanbara equivalent of traintop fights
January 26, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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it begins
January 15, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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opened the blinds a bit
January 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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woermslayer
January 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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vibing to the implied sounds of illustrated rain
January 5, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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just skimming through the ones i've already read to unflip some panels
January 5, 2024 at 6:21 PM