CitizenHoffman
@citizenhoffman.bsky.social
I like to think about things and make noises. I do so professionally at CitizenRacecar.com
My Star Wars take is that the first movie is called “Star Wars”.
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My Star Wars take is that the first movie is called “Star Wars”.
The harder it comes, the harder you fall.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The harder it comes, the harder you fall.
Maybe part of this is how uncomfortable people are with the true complexity of things. Everything that happens is at the meeting point of a literally unfathomable number of interacting factors. No story can ever be THE story.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Maybe part of this is how uncomfortable people are with the true complexity of things. Everything that happens is at the meeting point of a literally unfathomable number of interacting factors. No story can ever be THE story.
Fleet Foxes! Especially the eponymous album and Sun Giant EP
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Fleet Foxes! Especially the eponymous album and Sun Giant EP
Sufjan Stevens?
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sufjan Stevens?
Why can’t you?
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Why can’t you?
“Competent” is the right word. She’s a solid pro, which isn’t easy, but not an innovator of any kind.
(Speaking from my college degree in percussion and 10+ years performing and teaching experience)
(Speaking from my college degree in percussion and 10+ years performing and teaching experience)
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Competent” is the right word. She’s a solid pro, which isn’t easy, but not an innovator of any kind.
(Speaking from my college degree in percussion and 10+ years performing and teaching experience)
(Speaking from my college degree in percussion and 10+ years performing and teaching experience)
I’ve never heard a drummer say that.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’ve never heard a drummer say that.
How to hunt for mice? Is there really anything else?
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How to hunt for mice? Is there really anything else?
My guesses without looking:
Charles Connor
Clyde Stubblefield
DJ Fontana
Zigaboo Modeliste
Benny Benjamin
Mel Taylor
Hal Blaine
Ringo
Keith Moon
John Bonham
Steve Gadd
Max Weinberg
Neil Peart
Lars Ulrich
Matt Cameron
Charles Connor
Clyde Stubblefield
DJ Fontana
Zigaboo Modeliste
Benny Benjamin
Mel Taylor
Hal Blaine
Ringo
Keith Moon
John Bonham
Steve Gadd
Max Weinberg
Neil Peart
Lars Ulrich
Matt Cameron
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My guesses without looking:
Charles Connor
Clyde Stubblefield
DJ Fontana
Zigaboo Modeliste
Benny Benjamin
Mel Taylor
Hal Blaine
Ringo
Keith Moon
John Bonham
Steve Gadd
Max Weinberg
Neil Peart
Lars Ulrich
Matt Cameron
Charles Connor
Clyde Stubblefield
DJ Fontana
Zigaboo Modeliste
Benny Benjamin
Mel Taylor
Hal Blaine
Ringo
Keith Moon
John Bonham
Steve Gadd
Max Weinberg
Neil Peart
Lars Ulrich
Matt Cameron
“Scrub every crevice of your body” is one of the most nauseating phrases I’ve ever read.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“Scrub every crevice of your body” is one of the most nauseating phrases I’ve ever read.
What is the greatest crime that has ever been committed there — someone eating a grape off a bunch they didn’t buy? Do you live in terror of armed thugs attacking the organic hummus? (2/2)
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What is the greatest crime that has ever been committed there — someone eating a grape off a bunch they didn’t buy? Do you live in terror of armed thugs attacking the organic hummus? (2/2)
Just a soupçon
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Just a soupçon
Much like duck sauce.
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Much like duck sauce.