CitizenHoffman
@citizenhoffman.bsky.social
I like to think about things and make noises. I do so professionally at CitizenRacecar.com
“Do you like piña coladas?…”
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Do you like piña coladas?…”
My modest accessibility proposal: very tall people should get exit row seats without having to pay an upcharge.
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My modest accessibility proposal: very tall people should get exit row seats without having to pay an upcharge.
“AI is revolutionizing creativity, so anyone can instantly create professional-quality advertisements!"
The Ads:
The Ads:
September 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“AI is revolutionizing creativity, so anyone can instantly create professional-quality advertisements!"
The Ads:
The Ads:
Three of the current Billboard top five pop hits!
September 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Three of the current Billboard top five pop hits!
Disappointing, but I should have known. I got it from a Facebook post that also featured this, which looks more authentic:
August 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Disappointing, but I should have known. I got it from a Facebook post that also featured this, which looks more authentic:
@andrewhickey.500songs.com are you aware of the existence of THIS?Cereal box promotion of an album that was never released?!?
Was this the only commercially released version of Smile before 2004?
Was this the only commercially released version of Smile before 2004?
August 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@andrewhickey.500songs.com are you aware of the existence of THIS?Cereal box promotion of an album that was never released?!?
Was this the only commercially released version of Smile before 2004?
Was this the only commercially released version of Smile before 2004?
Like a lot of you, I imagine, I woke up in a pretty unpatriotic mood yesterday
The Chatham Massachusetts Fourth of July Parade was a tonic and a cure — community pride and communal joy.
The government is not the country.
Happy Fourth!
🇺🇸🎆
The Chatham Massachusetts Fourth of July Parade was a tonic and a cure — community pride and communal joy.
The government is not the country.
Happy Fourth!
🇺🇸🎆
July 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Like a lot of you, I imagine, I woke up in a pretty unpatriotic mood yesterday
The Chatham Massachusetts Fourth of July Parade was a tonic and a cure — community pride and communal joy.
The government is not the country.
Happy Fourth!
🇺🇸🎆
The Chatham Massachusetts Fourth of July Parade was a tonic and a cure — community pride and communal joy.
The government is not the country.
Happy Fourth!
🇺🇸🎆
What it’s like hanging out with me
June 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What it’s like hanging out with me
Wow. Sly Stone and Brian Wilson, the same age, and both gone within just a couple of days of each other.
I can't think of two musicians I have admired more.
Rest in power, both of you.
I can't think of two musicians I have admired more.
Rest in power, both of you.
June 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wow. Sly Stone and Brian Wilson, the same age, and both gone within just a couple of days of each other.
I can't think of two musicians I have admired more.
Rest in power, both of you.
I can't think of two musicians I have admired more.
Rest in power, both of you.
I’ll throw some love to the absolutely inexplicable Oingo Boingo concert in “Back to School”
June 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’ll throw some love to the absolutely inexplicable Oingo Boingo concert in “Back to School”
Post your favorite Doctor Who.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Post your favorite Doctor Who.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, performed by Helen, Age 2.
December 22, 2024 at 1:21 AM
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, performed by Helen, Age 2.
The National Gallery of Art owns a Zamboni. Who knew?
December 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
The National Gallery of Art owns a Zamboni. Who knew?
Hit me with your best shot!
December 7, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Hit me with your best shot!
The 1966 animated TV version of “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” is a perfect film. Every frame, every note, every line exactly as it should be.
December 5, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The 1966 animated TV version of “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” is a perfect film. Every frame, every note, every line exactly as it should be.
I can’t explain why, except that it’s so strange and beautiful:
November 22, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I can’t explain why, except that it’s so strange and beautiful:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…
July 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…
The center console of the Uber I took home from the airport last night: “insert map DVD”.
Was this a thing? Car navigation with map DVDs? WHEN was this a thing? How have I never heard of it before?
#automotive #mystery
Was this a thing? Car navigation with map DVDs? WHEN was this a thing? How have I never heard of it before?
#automotive #mystery
March 20, 2024 at 12:59 PM
The center console of the Uber I took home from the airport last night: “insert map DVD”.
Was this a thing? Car navigation with map DVDs? WHEN was this a thing? How have I never heard of it before?
#automotive #mystery
Was this a thing? Car navigation with map DVDs? WHEN was this a thing? How have I never heard of it before?
#automotive #mystery