The brain worm should’ve had a separate confirmation vote.

unfortunately i am devastated to report that when the girlies say water and good sleep will change you as a person they're not lying to you. emotionally wounded by this information

Democratic Strategists: "Don't get sucked into culture war issues like...uhh...civil rights."

Republican Operatives: "It is your duty as a patriot to commit suicide by cop to protect the old Cracker Barrel logo."

👀 NEWS: IRS documents show conservative propaganda machine PragerU spent $650,000 on a gala at Mar-A-Lago - and soon after Trump targeted PBS for elimination, setting up PragerU to fill the educational void in schools across the country America.

www.levernews.com/prageru-is-m...

Two troubling new studies find that lies about the 2020 election tapped into racist attitudes and white America’s long-standing fear of a real multiracial democracy. Read about the studies here: bit.ly/3Jqxp6A

the persistent bisexual experience of being like "wait... am i actually straight?" and then two weeks later being like "wait... am i actually a lesbian?" and then two weeks later being like "wait... am i actually straight?" and then

i forgot to take my adhd meds this morning, and i sat down at 3:30pm and went "oh fuck" because i have shit that i have to get done tonight. anyway a choice was made and now it's 10pm and i just sang cotton eye joe into a water bottle whilst sliding on my socks through the house

court reporting is populated with a lot of, god bless them, old ladies, which means that they do so much of the networking in the field on fucking. facebook. so now i have to try and clean up my goddamn old ass facebook and scrub it of whatever godforsaken emo shit i threw on here in high school

maybe controversial but i think it's easier to just say "i don't like person a just because i don't like them" instead of fabricating an ontologically evil persona to project onto and assigning malicious intentions to their every act and having to keep this up every time they exist especially online

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a washing machine, waiting for it to fucking unlock the door already

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear

he thinks he's helping...

me in my first year of court reporting school, doing theory: huh. wonder why CR has an 80% dropout rate. it's not that bad?

me, year two, fighting for my life to break 180: what if i just became a janitor in antarctica. surely the job market there will be kind to me