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is this thing on
i forgot pants
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from the bottom of my heart and the depths of my soul: freeze your own shit and eat it
April 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am not the CIA
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am not involved in setting teslas on fire and it is blasphemy to say otherwise
March 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
pope probably dead
February 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I hate the chiefs because my ex girlfriend loved the chiefs
February 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Bathroom with a vaguely threatening aura
February 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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egg hog
February 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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New Epsiode of "All This For 10 Dollars" out now - a 20+ minute look into that time A Goon built a zipline For their summer camp

aka: The RIPline - A Summer Camp Contraption Designed To Kill Children

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December 5, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Do I want people to be killed? No
Are Healthcare CEO's people? Also no
December 5, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Contrary to belief, we, meaning the CIA, definitely had nothing to do with the leap forward in healthcare reform that occurred today.
December 4, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The slanderous lies of me sprinkling crack on everything are just that - slanderous. Crack is too expensive for all that
November 21, 2024 at 2:16 AM
insane clown pussy is the same as insane clown posse
November 21, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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July 14, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Names redacted for privacy
July 5, 2024 at 3:07 PM
"If he can crawl, he can brawl" -Sun Tzu
July 4, 2024 at 8:20 AM
There are so many battery posers out there who don’t know the cathode from the anode
July 4, 2024 at 3:52 AM
July 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
June 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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I strongly believe cheetah babies should not be cubs, but cheetos
June 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM