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ironzergling.bsky.social
@ironzergling.bsky.social
rolling my face across the keyboard would be an improvement in my posting
I should toughen up my computer by injecting smaller viruses to build immunity in order to protect it from bigger viruses
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
people who say there is an alternative to violence when a mosquito lands on their balls are cowards afraid to commit
September 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
president cheeto gonna past on the toilet after his meeting with czar poopin
September 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
what if sabaton did an album on trench crusade?
April 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
orphans should take plenty of selfies so that way they have plenty of family photos
January 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
They should should add a luigi disguise to the hitman games
December 19, 2024 at 2:23 AM
If I wasn't supposed to I snap spaghetti noodles in half before putting it in the pot they shouldn't have made it in the shape of a slim jim
November 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Has anyone sent the unabomber QR codes?
July 7, 2024 at 4:30 AM
The older I get the more convinced I am that someone could scam telsa owners to buy an oil change
July 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I strongly believe cheetah babies should not be cubs, but cheetos
June 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Find that exact amount of force to release a fart but not shit one self and truly enjoy life
November 8, 2023 at 4:15 AM
looks to the side seeing all that unpainted plastic minis.....fuck
October 18, 2023 at 4:49 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yDg...
I like to send this to my players before I run a lancer game, I pretend its like the opening theme if our little game was on tv
October 4, 2023 at 4:16 AM
if I bash my face against this keyboard long enough eventually it will be halfway literate
October 3, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Love hearing more sax on the new gunship album
October 1, 2023 at 6:35 AM
As a kid I had nothing but spare time with nothing to do, now I have everything to do but no time for most of it. F***
September 14, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Gonna need new pitchforks and torches for this new unity pricing model.
September 13, 2023 at 1:24 AM
And so with one post it begins, my journey to upgrade my posting from chocolate starfish shotgun splatter to solid. I'm not gonna hold my breath
September 12, 2023 at 4:48 AM