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Chutney Carmichaels
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If there's a smile on my face, it's only there to fool the public.
I like funny stuff.


I used to be @jimbofluffytail on twitter
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"He straddled the genres"

That's how I'd like to be remembered.
I am still here, reading all your lovely posts, it's just that I've nothing good to say back. Sorry.
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Cyber mandy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@misterabk.bsky.social I managed to get tickets for your King of Crumbs Show in Manchester next year for my family. Front Row seats, what a treat!
Hopefully you'll say hi and get a photo with us after
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The pied piper, but beatboxing instead of flute.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Reposted by Chutney Carmichaels
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November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
How do I get Jacobs biscuits to start making double dipped twiglets ?
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Going to Sheffield craft brew festival today, it's the Xmas party!
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Full beaver supermoon.
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I'm heading to Sheffield on Saturday for the craft brew festival. The last one was absolutely amazing.
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I'm going as lid closed on mens works toilet
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of you posted pictures of a katsura tree recently, I can't remember who it was, but I've got to get at least one now.
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
#GBBO BUT WHEN IS IT BATTENBURG WEEK?
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you're looking for pictures of the vocalist of the Foo fighters it's Dave Grohling
If you are looking for cats licking themselves clean it's GroomScrolling
If you're looking for psychedelic fungus, it's shroomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I don't post much nowadays, but I'm here scrolling and liking.
October 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Last week, we had some leftover doughnuts I was going to throw away. Child no. 2 said hang on I'll use em.

They fried them in butter and made Possibly the best doughnuts I've ever had.
I recommend listening to your children.
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yesterday, I had really sore eyes, this morning I put my glasses on to read the news headlines and all the words were incredibly blurry, I panicked.

It took me a good few minutes to realise the right lens of my glasses was missing.
October 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Reposted by Chutney Carmichaels
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October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I slowly push the plunge on my cafetiere and I imagine, somewhere in a quiet, little, english village, an allotment shed has exploded.
October 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
IT'S MICHAELMAS EVE!!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I might have a rofl later.
It would be awful to lose these old skills.
September 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Do you remember when people used to rofl?
I miss those days.
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Well Harry Hill was flippin amazing tonight. I'd tell you more about it, but that would spoilt the show for people who haven't been yet.
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Tomorrow, my family and I will be mainly going to see Harry Hill.
September 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I've just been on my town Facebook group and, by crikey, they're spellnig is atroshus.
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 AM