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Chutney Carmichaels
@chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social
If there's a smile on my face, it's only there to fool the public.
I like funny stuff.


I used to be @jimbofluffytail on twitter
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"He straddled the genres"

That's how I'd like to be remembered.
I am still here, reading all your lovely posts, it's just that I've nothing good to say back. Sorry.
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
And to you too x
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Cyber mandy.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@misterabk.bsky.social I managed to get tickets for your King of Crumbs Show in Manchester next year for my family. Front Row seats, what a treat!
Hopefully you'll say hi and get a photo with us after
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The pied piper, but beatboxing instead of flute.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Reposted by Chutney Carmichaels
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November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
How do I get Jacobs biscuits to start making double dipped twiglets ?
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Car or campervan?
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
They flippin are
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
IT'S FULL OF CARROT!
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I can't provide money, I'm allergic.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Well it certainly made my ears pop
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I've got my bamboo straw, all is well
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've even brought my bag for life to drop it into. I'm proper eco me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm only here for half a pound of treacle tbh
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It was an absolutely fantastic time, had lots of incredible beers, spoke to a lot of passionate brewers and all the event organisers. If you get chance to go to one of the Craft Brew Festival events, I can whole heartedly recommend them.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Thank you. It is the best party atmosphere and the beers and food are outstanding!
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Going to Sheffield craft brew festival today, it's the Xmas party!
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Full beaver supermoon.
November 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I'm heading to Sheffield on Saturday for the craft brew festival. The last one was absolutely amazing.
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I'm going as lid closed on mens works toilet
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm going to use the extra hour to tut at the weather
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I had Masons Yorkshire tea gin recently and that was very very nice.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My boss gave me some seaweed gin once, it tasted very industrial.
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM