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Chutney Carmichaels
@chutneycarmichaels.bsky.social
If there's a smile on my face, it's only there to fool the public.
I like funny stuff.


I used to be @jimbofluffytail on twitter
They flippin are
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've got my bamboo straw, all is well
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Going to Sheffield craft brew festival today, it's the Xmas party!
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
X 5!
September 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
September 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My kids bought me this for my birthday
August 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm out and about.
August 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Got myself a six pack for tonight.
June 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
May 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It's a warm one, I've had a hard day.
I'd like a glass of cold crisp white wine, but it's not been in the fridge.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

(can you tell I'm from Lancashire?)
May 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
April 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Today, I have attempted to steal a, sandwich off a small hairy foreigner. He just flippin blanked me.
April 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Today I have visited Roberto's in York, instead of a biscuit with your espresso (or other drinks) you get a tidgy ice cream!
It's flippin lovely too

If you go, try a gelato burger.
April 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They have a gluten free mild on atm.
March 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
March 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I must try and add one to ours
March 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Here is my special Diabetic friendly, gluten free, low salt, vegan pancake
March 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
There's so much stuff, all the delights😁
February 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We do the lego too!
February 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@craftycow.bsky.social my friend loves their new furniture
December 26, 2024 at 8:57 AM
I might just open one of my bottles of Mathers black beer this Xmas. Production stopped back in 2013, I think I've got a few of the last remaining bottles.
December 19, 2024 at 12:42 PM
December 18, 2024 at 12:30 PM
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Absolutely not. This little lad would be terrified.
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 PM