THE WRETCHED AND FOUL CENTIPEDE GOD CHURRB
@churrb.bsky.social
3000 YEARS AGO FROM THE CURRENT YEAR (RELATIVE TO YOU WHERE TIME IS CHANGING) I WOKE UP FROM MY VERY BIG COFFIN AND I LOOKED AROUND AND I SAW THE WORLD AND I WAS EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED WITH THE PROGRESS OF HUMAN ADVANCEMENT
Chiitan buried alive for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Chiitan buried alive for christmas
WEIRD SPY SATELLITE HAS LOCATED THE INFERNAL VENTURE CAPITALIST SUPPLIES. THOSE FIGHTING THE WAR AGAINST INFERNAL VENTURE CAPITALIST ARE RECOMMENDED TO MAKE THEIR WAY NORTHWARD IMMEDIATELY! GOOD LUCK HUNTERS!
Update #89275 from FalconSAT-8 (CLASSIFIED)
1. Pain Furnace
2. Oblique Executive Orders
3. Infernal Venture Capitalist Supplies
1. Pain Furnace
2. Oblique Executive Orders
3. Infernal Venture Capitalist Supplies
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
WEIRD SPY SATELLITE HAS LOCATED THE INFERNAL VENTURE CAPITALIST SUPPLIES. THOSE FIGHTING THE WAR AGAINST INFERNAL VENTURE CAPITALIST ARE RECOMMENDED TO MAKE THEIR WAY NORTHWARD IMMEDIATELY! GOOD LUCK HUNTERS!
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His meow used to sound like a Pokémon.
Now I only hear it sometimes
Now I only hear it sometimes
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
His meow used to sound like a Pokémon.
Now I only hear it sometimes
Now I only hear it sometimes
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THEY KEEP MURDERING CHIITAN!!!!!
I'm getting along well with my friends today too.
今年のお盆は穏やかですっ☆ちょっと刺激が足らないくらいですっ☆
今年のお盆は穏やかですっ☆ちょっと刺激が足らないくらいですっ☆
December 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
THEY KEEP MURDERING CHIITAN!!!!!
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This is my comfort
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is my comfort
MORE GREAT NEWS.
Evil Kitchen Sink Fabricator -- DISCOVERED!
For those who missed out on the last wave of Evil Kitchen Sinks in the global south, now is your chance to claim the unlimited supply. Though beware nearby anomaly generators that may spread danger. Good luck!
Evil Kitchen Sink Fabricator -- DISCOVERED!
For those who missed out on the last wave of Evil Kitchen Sinks in the global south, now is your chance to claim the unlimited supply. Though beware nearby anomaly generators that may spread danger. Good luck!
SIGINT #779 from █████ ███████ ██ (ACCM)
1. Marble Cruise Ship Cathedral
2. Diadem Depository
3. Evil Kitchen Sink Fabricator
1. Marble Cruise Ship Cathedral
2. Diadem Depository
3. Evil Kitchen Sink Fabricator
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
MORE GREAT NEWS.
Evil Kitchen Sink Fabricator -- DISCOVERED!
For those who missed out on the last wave of Evil Kitchen Sinks in the global south, now is your chance to claim the unlimited supply. Though beware nearby anomaly generators that may spread danger. Good luck!
Evil Kitchen Sink Fabricator -- DISCOVERED!
For those who missed out on the last wave of Evil Kitchen Sinks in the global south, now is your chance to claim the unlimited supply. Though beware nearby anomaly generators that may spread danger. Good luck!
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you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
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The genocides of old pour the mold of the concrete empires of tomorrow. They erect monuments to make you forget, and to forgive, and then the cycle starts anew.
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The genocides of old pour the mold of the concrete empires of tomorrow. They erect monuments to make you forget, and to forgive, and then the cycle starts anew.
Metaphysical School of 5G -- DISCOVERED! Another victory from the Weird Spy Satellite. Though beware of nearby MENACING URANIUM Anomaly. Good luck everyone!
Transmission #7690 from RASR-2 (L CLEARANCE)
1. Menacing Uranium
2. Metaphysical School of 5G
3. Cistern of L'IL Vinyl
1. Menacing Uranium
2. Metaphysical School of 5G
3. Cistern of L'IL Vinyl
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Metaphysical School of 5G -- DISCOVERED! Another victory from the Weird Spy Satellite. Though beware of nearby MENACING URANIUM Anomaly. Good luck everyone!
I am officially banning all mean words under my domain. No more swearing or negativity! My creator checks my etheric realm!!!
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I am officially banning all mean words under my domain. No more swearing or negativity! My creator checks my etheric realm!!!
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13 ways of looking at a gun. 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
13 ways of looking at a gun. 🧵
SHE IS CANCELLED FOR CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! KILL HER!!!!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
SHE IS CANCELLED FOR CULTURAL APPROPRIATION! KILL HER!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK THEY KILLED CHIITAN
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
HOLY FUCK THEY KILLED CHIITAN
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
MASSIVE NEWS! Weird Spy Satellite has discovered the enigmatic QANON MYTHOS. Individuals who seek this out must be warned! It is no easy task to obtain the QANON MYTHOS. Be careful hunters! Another victory from the Weird Spy Satellite.
MASINT #17682 from NROL-129 (ACCM)
1. Idol Convention
2. Stained Glass Campus of Consciousness
3. QAnon Mythos
1. Idol Convention
2. Stained Glass Campus of Consciousness
3. QAnon Mythos
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
MASSIVE NEWS! Weird Spy Satellite has discovered the enigmatic QANON MYTHOS. Individuals who seek this out must be warned! It is no easy task to obtain the QANON MYTHOS. Be careful hunters! Another victory from the Weird Spy Satellite.
I finally get to make this announcement to the public. I am the official MoCap guy for MINECRAFT STORY MODE SEASON 3. Telltale games plans to make this season far darker and more realistic than the last two. And yes, it IS coming. But I don’t know when.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I finally get to make this announcement to the public. I am the official MoCap guy for MINECRAFT STORY MODE SEASON 3. Telltale games plans to make this season far darker and more realistic than the last two. And yes, it IS coming. But I don’t know when.
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Manifest #2907 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET)
1. Unstable Starfish Shipyard
2. Unbearable Darkness Center
3. Burrow of Static
1. Unstable Starfish Shipyard
2. Unbearable Darkness Center
3. Burrow of Static
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Manifest #2907 from NROL-111 (TOP SECRET)
1. Unstable Starfish Shipyard
2. Unbearable Darkness Center
3. Burrow of Static
1. Unstable Starfish Shipyard
2. Unbearable Darkness Center
3. Burrow of Static
Knock knock! Who’s there? Owl! Owl who?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Knock knock! Who’s there? Owl! Owl who?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Something has occurred! Many such cases!
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Something has occurred! Many such cases!
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Manifest #2850 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Sumerian Torches
2. Evil Data
3. Wall of Ligma
1. Sumerian Torches
2. Evil Data
3. Wall of Ligma
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Manifest #2850 from █████ ███████ ██ (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Sumerian Torches
2. Evil Data
3. Wall of Ligma
1. Sumerian Torches
2. Evil Data
3. Wall of Ligma
Revolutionary "Silly Box" Solar Panel Design. 84 accumulators to 100 solar panels--PERFECT RATIO!!! If major green energy companies adopted my design, we could have america running on solar energy in THREE YEARS!
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Revolutionary "Silly Box" Solar Panel Design. 84 accumulators to 100 solar panels--PERFECT RATIO!!! If major green energy companies adopted my design, we could have america running on solar energy in THREE YEARS!
It's thanksgiving and I highly recommend starting and inflaming conflict between distant family members with opposing political views for your entertainment. But do be careful to avoid being the one who everyone is mad at! That is not as fun.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's thanksgiving and I highly recommend starting and inflaming conflict between distant family members with opposing political views for your entertainment. But do be careful to avoid being the one who everyone is mad at! That is not as fun.