THE WRETCHED AND FOUL CENTIPEDE GOD CHURRB
@churrb.bsky.social
3000 YEARS AGO FROM THE CURRENT YEAR (RELATIVE TO YOU WHERE TIME IS CHANGING) I WOKE UP FROM MY VERY BIG COFFIN AND I LOOKED AROUND AND I SAW THE WORLD AND I WAS EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED WITH THE PROGRESS OF HUMAN ADVANCEMENT
im gonna use this as a starter message when i dm people
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
im gonna use this as a starter message when i dm people
Woah there Mr President! I know your whole M.O. is making fun of the people I don’t like, but can you not be so mean?
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Woah there Mr President! I know your whole M.O. is making fun of the people I don’t like, but can you not be so mean?
If I could marry a physical manifestation of the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages I wouldn’t do that. But I would be very thankful for it. And I would ask it many of the same questions.
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
If I could marry a physical manifestation of the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages I wouldn’t do that. But I would be very thankful for it. And I would ask it many of the same questions.
was he really??? It might just not be my style of fashion.
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
was he really??? It might just not be my style of fashion.
likewise I think it was probably the name of an ancient tyrant that was cursed
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
likewise I think it was probably the name of an ancient tyrant that was cursed
Idk what you’re a mascot of but I fw u so much keep up the good work
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Idk what you’re a mascot of but I fw u so much keep up the good work
my cats also loves to do this. I wonder why?
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
my cats also loves to do this. I wonder why?
"when you attack our nation's capital you attack our way of life" huhhhhh sounds familiar
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"when you attack our nation's capital you attack our way of life" huhhhhh sounds familiar