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they/them | wildlife ecology & conservation biology student | general enjoyer of various things and stuff
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· Dec 31
Didn't know what to make my pf banner so for now it is a gar, my favorite fish atm for the following reasons:
1. Lil snoot and fins
2. Most perfect fish shape
3. Looks like it would sound like a squeaky toy if you squeezed it in your hand
4. Looks like this from a front view:
1. Lil snoot and fins
2. Most perfect fish shape
3. Looks like it would sound like a squeaky toy if you squeezed it in your hand
4. Looks like this from a front view:
I genuinely feel sorry for everyone who has never experienced having their ears cleaned out with an ear scoop, the sensation is like nothing else. The most luxurious self-care.
Also telling people to use ear irrigation instead is like telling someone who's hungry to eat a raw onion
Also telling people to use ear irrigation instead is like telling someone who's hungry to eat a raw onion
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I genuinely feel sorry for everyone who has never experienced having their ears cleaned out with an ear scoop, the sensation is like nothing else. The most luxurious self-care.
Also telling people to use ear irrigation instead is like telling someone who's hungry to eat a raw onion
Also telling people to use ear irrigation instead is like telling someone who's hungry to eat a raw onion
"never EVER put anything inside your ears!! you can damage your ear drums, and the ear is self cleaning anyway"
Me, with all the inherited knowledge and ancient chinese wisdom of my ancestors: so anyway, *sticks bobby pin in my ear*
Me, with all the inherited knowledge and ancient chinese wisdom of my ancestors: so anyway, *sticks bobby pin in my ear*
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"never EVER put anything inside your ears!! you can damage your ear drums, and the ear is self cleaning anyway"
Me, with all the inherited knowledge and ancient chinese wisdom of my ancestors: so anyway, *sticks bobby pin in my ear*
Me, with all the inherited knowledge and ancient chinese wisdom of my ancestors: so anyway, *sticks bobby pin in my ear*
they should invent a mullet that’s cute from the side profile and not just the front and 3/4
May 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
they should invent a mullet that’s cute from the side profile and not just the front and 3/4
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Gar Friend PART THREE:
The FINale!
My pet gar that I donated to Shedd Aquarium got sick and disfigured.
Ten years later, no one wanted her when it was time to find her a new home...
The FINale!
My pet gar that I donated to Shedd Aquarium got sick and disfigured.
Ten years later, no one wanted her when it was time to find her a new home...
May 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Gar Friend PART THREE:
The FINale!
My pet gar that I donated to Shedd Aquarium got sick and disfigured.
Ten years later, no one wanted her when it was time to find her a new home...
The FINale!
My pet gar that I donated to Shedd Aquarium got sick and disfigured.
Ten years later, no one wanted her when it was time to find her a new home...
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What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #24 🤎
May 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #24 🤎
House wren eggs are so pretty y'all....
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
House wren eggs are so pretty y'all....
I’ve also NEVER in my life been this student but i have a midterm tmrw for a class I haven’t attended since week 1 🥲
April 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’ve also NEVER in my life been this student but i have a midterm tmrw for a class I haven’t attended since week 1 🥲
I just want to crochet and work on my vivarium in peace. But instead i have classes with an inexplicable amount of busy work and 5:30am fieldwork days. I am Tired.
April 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I just want to crochet and work on my vivarium in peace. But instead i have classes with an inexplicable amount of busy work and 5:30am fieldwork days. I am Tired.
HOWEVER, a small bit of exciting news :)
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
HOWEVER, a small bit of exciting news :)
Didn't skip any classes today and only dozed off for ~5 min in lecture. A win is a win
It's gotta be the severe seasonal allergies combined with early morning fieldwork bc I have been EXHAUSTED these past few weeks 😭
It's gotta be the severe seasonal allergies combined with early morning fieldwork bc I have been EXHAUSTED these past few weeks 😭
April 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Didn't skip any classes today and only dozed off for ~5 min in lecture. A win is a win
It's gotta be the severe seasonal allergies combined with early morning fieldwork bc I have been EXHAUSTED these past few weeks 😭
It's gotta be the severe seasonal allergies combined with early morning fieldwork bc I have been EXHAUSTED these past few weeks 😭
*angrily blocking family members on social media* see you fuckers in the chinese internment camps because that’s the only way we’ll ever be in the same vicinity ever again
April 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
*angrily blocking family members on social media* see you fuckers in the chinese internment camps because that’s the only way we’ll ever be in the same vicinity ever again
This cranefly looks like it’s wearing a backpack but it’s actually being taken down by a tiny jumping spider :0
April 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This cranefly looks like it’s wearing a backpack but it’s actually being taken down by a tiny jumping spider :0
It feels so dumb and useless but my current method of coping is researching vermicomposting so stay tuned for worms i guess
April 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It feels so dumb and useless but my current method of coping is researching vermicomposting so stay tuned for worms i guess
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1. A transgender woman let legislators know she intended to use the bathroom in the Florida Capitol.
A contingent of officers waited for her, and stood outside the door.
When she stepped in, she was arrested and sent to a men's jail.
The latest from S. Baum.
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A contingent of officers waited for her, and stood outside the door.
When she stepped in, she was arrested and sent to a men's jail.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Woman Arrested, Sent to Men’s Jail For Entering Florida Capitol Bathroom
“I’m not a political activist,” she maintained. “I’m just a normal college student who thinks this law is wrong.”
www.erininthemorning.com
April 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
1. A transgender woman let legislators know she intended to use the bathroom in the Florida Capitol.
A contingent of officers waited for her, and stood outside the door.
When she stepped in, she was arrested and sent to a men's jail.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
A contingent of officers waited for her, and stood outside the door.
When she stepped in, she was arrested and sent to a men's jail.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
There are usually only a few white-breasted nuthatch nests out of the 200+ boxes the museum has, but LOOK WHAT I FOUND THIS MORNING
April 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There are usually only a few white-breasted nuthatch nests out of the 200+ boxes the museum has, but LOOK WHAT I FOUND THIS MORNING
Straight male culture is being standoffish to every woman at a gathering other than your SO
March 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Straight male culture is being standoffish to every woman at a gathering other than your SO
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“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”
Iconic Golden Girls actress Bea Arthur, who served in the Marine Corps, has had her contribution scrubbed from Department of Defence website
Web page about iconic Golden Girls actress becomes latest victim of DEI purge
Bea Arthur, who served in the Marine Corps, has had her wartime contribution scrubbed from the Department of Defence (DOD) website. The URL now reads "DEIBefore".
www.thepinknews.com
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”
Did a quick spot of herping after class today w/ some buddies and found a fencey boy, a small yet rotund chorus frog, and a handful of slender salamanders
Not pictured: nest of CA vole mama + babies under one of the logs 🥺😭
Not pictured: nest of CA vole mama + babies under one of the logs 🥺😭
March 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Did a quick spot of herping after class today w/ some buddies and found a fencey boy, a small yet rotund chorus frog, and a handful of slender salamanders
Not pictured: nest of CA vole mama + babies under one of the logs 🥺😭
Not pictured: nest of CA vole mama + babies under one of the logs 🥺😭
Birder dad 100%. I know someone who broke both his legs from a fall and his climbing buddy was like “hang on lemme finish this send”
Smutty choose your own adventure: you twisted your ankle on a hiking trail. Who do you ask for help? The single dad out birding (turn to page 34), a drifter in a leather jacket with a mysterious past (turn to page 72), or the dusty rock climber jangling with trad gear (page 38)
March 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Birder dad 100%. I know someone who broke both his legs from a fall and his climbing buddy was like “hang on lemme finish this send”
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Who cares if a trans kid participates in sports. What does it matter in the long run
“Well they could steal a scholarship spot”
Oh so the arena where kids race or run into each other in front of crowds to maybe go to school isn’t the problem
“Well they could steal a scholarship spot”
Oh so the arena where kids race or run into each other in front of crowds to maybe go to school isn’t the problem
March 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Who cares if a trans kid participates in sports. What does it matter in the long run
“Well they could steal a scholarship spot”
Oh so the arena where kids race or run into each other in front of crowds to maybe go to school isn’t the problem
“Well they could steal a scholarship spot”
Oh so the arena where kids race or run into each other in front of crowds to maybe go to school isn’t the problem
Ain't no way i dreamt about IDing birds 😭 found a flock of female purple finches in my dreams last night
March 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Ain't no way i dreamt about IDing birds 😭 found a flock of female purple finches in my dreams last night
Just found out the younger sister of an old elem./jr high friend is dating david schwimmer LOL
It has never felt more like we live in a simulation than when being confronted by those tabloid photos for the first time
It has never felt more like we live in a simulation than when being confronted by those tabloid photos for the first time
March 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just found out the younger sister of an old elem./jr high friend is dating david schwimmer LOL
It has never felt more like we live in a simulation than when being confronted by those tabloid photos for the first time
It has never felt more like we live in a simulation than when being confronted by those tabloid photos for the first time
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Oh you don’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day?
Lots of people don’t have a shark for Shark Week.
Lots of people don’t have a shark for Shark Week.
February 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh you don’t have a valentine for Valentine’s Day?
Lots of people don’t have a shark for Shark Week.
Lots of people don’t have a shark for Shark Week.
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Here are some GARish Valentine’s Day cards from @garlab.bsky.social!
Shoutout to team member @ella1326.bsky.social for putting these together!
Shoutout to team member @ella1326.bsky.social for putting these together!
February 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Here are some GARish Valentine’s Day cards from @garlab.bsky.social!
Shoutout to team member @ella1326.bsky.social for putting these together!
Shoutout to team member @ella1326.bsky.social for putting these together!