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Chark
@chucksajoke.bsky.social
I am a total sweetie (dad, depression, ADHD, sometime open mic’er, frequent napper)
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Has anyone tried yelling “STOP THE SIMULATION” real loud?
Counterpoint: Stephen Miller
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Every time I hear anything about Ron Johnson I think “how can someone so dumb be so powerful?”
Ron Johnson: "Obamacare has caused this consolidation. The solution is consumerism. Free market competition."
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t know if you guys remember this, but Matthew McConaughey solved racism in the 1996 film A Time to Kill
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Chuck E. Cheese predates Doug E. Fresh. Both are Scientologists
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Not having depression must be like a super power. Some of you have super powers and you’re just sitting at home doing this shit?
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The only thing productive about me this December is my cough
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If I worked for a big food company, I would simply put a QR code next to the ingredients that links to a pronunciation guide. Thanks to Chuck at Dorito, everyone knows how to pronounce “ground death taint (non-pharmaceutical levels)” in Latin. Your move, Bobby Boy!
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Imagine coming up with lots of ideas all the time but your brain is too addled to do them yay
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m the world’s most famous anonymous graffiti artist, but I’m thinking about going public because I don’t like it when guys who clearly don’t even live in the same country pose as me on social media
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Normalize yelling “that man can stroke it!” at the top of your lungs into a microphone
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why are websites so bad
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dang, I just got blocked by someone I think is funny and interesting because I made a stupid not good joke about British teeth
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My dog’s middle name is NO
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Imagine being mad at me and I’m just over here thinking about my wife’s butt
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m too scared to do this btw
Has anyone tried yelling “STOP THE SIMULATION” real loud?
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Weird that the Bears chose to have a decapitated specimen as their logo, mouth agape as if shocked by the brutality of its demise
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You know how James “Bitchass” Dobson told parents to break the will of their children? That’s me. I’m the child whose will was broken
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Chark
i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I know Bluesky is the place for me because every time I see the shredded coconut in the pantry I think “coco’s nuts” as a small, mental whisper
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Reposted by Chark
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Having depression is so stupid “oh im sad for no reason boo hoo” fuck that
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just the one sclerosis, thank you
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My favorite ssociations
1. Di
2. National Basketball A
3. Guilty by a
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Every year I’m in the 0.0000001% fan of someone on Spotify wrapped. They should figure out a neurodivergent version that weights these things
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Christmas in Alabama: gay apparel, bro! Yule tide
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM