Chark
@chucksajoke.bsky.social
I am a total sweetie (dad, depression, ADHD, sometime open mic’er, frequent napper)
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Has anyone tried yelling “STOP THE SIMULATION” real loud?
Counterpoint: Stephen Miller
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Counterpoint: Stephen Miller
Every time I hear anything about Ron Johnson I think “how can someone so dumb be so powerful?”
Ron Johnson: "Obamacare has caused this consolidation. The solution is consumerism. Free market competition."
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Every time I hear anything about Ron Johnson I think “how can someone so dumb be so powerful?”
I don’t know if you guys remember this, but Matthew McConaughey solved racism in the 1996 film A Time to Kill
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don’t know if you guys remember this, but Matthew McConaughey solved racism in the 1996 film A Time to Kill
Chuck E. Cheese predates Doug E. Fresh. Both are Scientologists
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Chuck E. Cheese predates Doug E. Fresh. Both are Scientologists
Not having depression must be like a super power. Some of you have super powers and you’re just sitting at home doing this shit?
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Not having depression must be like a super power. Some of you have super powers and you’re just sitting at home doing this shit?
The only thing productive about me this December is my cough
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The only thing productive about me this December is my cough
If I worked for a big food company, I would simply put a QR code next to the ingredients that links to a pronunciation guide. Thanks to Chuck at Dorito, everyone knows how to pronounce “ground death taint (non-pharmaceutical levels)” in Latin. Your move, Bobby Boy!
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I worked for a big food company, I would simply put a QR code next to the ingredients that links to a pronunciation guide. Thanks to Chuck at Dorito, everyone knows how to pronounce “ground death taint (non-pharmaceutical levels)” in Latin. Your move, Bobby Boy!
Imagine coming up with lots of ideas all the time but your brain is too addled to do them yay
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Imagine coming up with lots of ideas all the time but your brain is too addled to do them yay
I’m the world’s most famous anonymous graffiti artist, but I’m thinking about going public because I don’t like it when guys who clearly don’t even live in the same country pose as me on social media
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m the world’s most famous anonymous graffiti artist, but I’m thinking about going public because I don’t like it when guys who clearly don’t even live in the same country pose as me on social media
Normalize yelling “that man can stroke it!” at the top of your lungs into a microphone
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Normalize yelling “that man can stroke it!” at the top of your lungs into a microphone
Why are websites so bad
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Why are websites so bad
Dang, I just got blocked by someone I think is funny and interesting because I made a stupid not good joke about British teeth
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Dang, I just got blocked by someone I think is funny and interesting because I made a stupid not good joke about British teeth
My dog’s middle name is NO
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My dog’s middle name is NO
Imagine being mad at me and I’m just over here thinking about my wife’s butt
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Imagine being mad at me and I’m just over here thinking about my wife’s butt
I’m too scared to do this btw
Has anyone tried yelling “STOP THE SIMULATION” real loud?
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m too scared to do this btw
Weird that the Bears chose to have a decapitated specimen as their logo, mouth agape as if shocked by the brutality of its demise
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Weird that the Bears chose to have a decapitated specimen as their logo, mouth agape as if shocked by the brutality of its demise
You know how James “Bitchass” Dobson told parents to break the will of their children? That’s me. I’m the child whose will was broken
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You know how James “Bitchass” Dobson told parents to break the will of their children? That’s me. I’m the child whose will was broken
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
I know Bluesky is the place for me because every time I see the shredded coconut in the pantry I think “coco’s nuts” as a small, mental whisper
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I know Bluesky is the place for me because every time I see the shredded coconut in the pantry I think “coco’s nuts” as a small, mental whisper
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
Having depression is so stupid “oh im sad for no reason boo hoo” fuck that
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Having depression is so stupid “oh im sad for no reason boo hoo” fuck that
Just the one sclerosis, thank you
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just the one sclerosis, thank you
My favorite ssociations
1. Di
2. National Basketball A
3. Guilty by a
1. Di
2. National Basketball A
3. Guilty by a
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My favorite ssociations
1. Di
2. National Basketball A
3. Guilty by a
1. Di
2. National Basketball A
3. Guilty by a
Every year I’m in the 0.0000001% fan of someone on Spotify wrapped. They should figure out a neurodivergent version that weights these things
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Every year I’m in the 0.0000001% fan of someone on Spotify wrapped. They should figure out a neurodivergent version that weights these things
Christmas in Alabama: gay apparel, bro! Yule tide
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Christmas in Alabama: gay apparel, bro! Yule tide