Chark
@chucksajoke.bsky.social
I am a total sweetie (dad, depression, ADHD, sometime open mic’er, frequent napper)
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Has anyone tried yelling “STOP THE SIMULATION” real loud?
Bob! Cat the Goldthwait
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Bob! Cat the Goldthwait
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i'm the one who regularly uses "bumper" to mean "very large" in contexts other than excessive crop yields. and i VOTE
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
i'm the one who regularly uses "bumper" to mean "very large" in contexts other than excessive crop yields. and i VOTE
Theoretically speaking, according to the Supreme Court, could a president legally murder justices of the Supreme Court?
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Theoretically speaking, according to the Supreme Court, could a president legally murder justices of the Supreme Court?
I’m running for president, and when elected I will do nothing— sign no bill, appoint no cabinet members, pass no budget, attend no event, kiss no goddam baby— until congress passes comprehensive gun control legislation.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I’m running for president, and when elected I will do nothing— sign no bill, appoint no cabinet members, pass no budget, attend no event, kiss no goddam baby— until congress passes comprehensive gun control legislation.
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Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 8, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
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god bless rob reiner for spinal tap
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
god bless rob reiner for spinal tap
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seems bad
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
seems bad
Every boomer needs to retire. Even the 4 good ones
December 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Every boomer needs to retire. Even the 4 good ones
I wish edgelord meant someone who is GREAT at getting the edge pieces of a puzzle together
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wish edgelord meant someone who is GREAT at getting the edge pieces of a puzzle together
I don’t know why, but I think it would be funny if Dave Chappelle changed his name to Kareem Abdul-Jabaar
December 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I don’t know why, but I think it would be funny if Dave Chappelle changed his name to Kareem Abdul-Jabaar
Counterpoint: Stephen Miller
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Counterpoint: Stephen Miller
Every time I hear anything about Ron Johnson I think “how can someone so dumb be so powerful?”
Ron Johnson: "Obamacare has caused this consolidation. The solution is consumerism. Free market competition."
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Every time I hear anything about Ron Johnson I think “how can someone so dumb be so powerful?”
I don’t know if you guys remember this, but Matthew McConaughey solved racism in the 1996 film A Time to Kill
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I don’t know if you guys remember this, but Matthew McConaughey solved racism in the 1996 film A Time to Kill
Chuck E. Cheese predates Doug E. Fresh. Both are Scientologists
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Chuck E. Cheese predates Doug E. Fresh. Both are Scientologists
Not having depression must be like a super power. Some of you have super powers and you’re just sitting at home doing this shit?
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Not having depression must be like a super power. Some of you have super powers and you’re just sitting at home doing this shit?
The only thing productive about me this December is my cough
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The only thing productive about me this December is my cough
If I worked for a big food company, I would simply put a QR code next to the ingredients that links to a pronunciation guide. Thanks to Chuck at Dorito, everyone knows how to pronounce “ground death taint (non-pharmaceutical levels)” in Latin. Your move, Bobby Boy!
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I worked for a big food company, I would simply put a QR code next to the ingredients that links to a pronunciation guide. Thanks to Chuck at Dorito, everyone knows how to pronounce “ground death taint (non-pharmaceutical levels)” in Latin. Your move, Bobby Boy!
Imagine coming up with lots of ideas all the time but your brain is too addled to do them yay
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Imagine coming up with lots of ideas all the time but your brain is too addled to do them yay
I’m the world’s most famous anonymous graffiti artist, but I’m thinking about going public because I don’t like it when guys who clearly don’t even live in the same country pose as me on social media
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m the world’s most famous anonymous graffiti artist, but I’m thinking about going public because I don’t like it when guys who clearly don’t even live in the same country pose as me on social media
Normalize yelling “that man can stroke it!” at the top of your lungs into a microphone
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Normalize yelling “that man can stroke it!” at the top of your lungs into a microphone
Why are websites so bad
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Why are websites so bad
Dang, I just got blocked by someone I think is funny and interesting because I made a stupid not good joke about British teeth
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Dang, I just got blocked by someone I think is funny and interesting because I made a stupid not good joke about British teeth
My dog’s middle name is NO
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My dog’s middle name is NO
Imagine being mad at me and I’m just over here thinking about my wife’s butt
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Imagine being mad at me and I’m just over here thinking about my wife’s butt