Captain Cabbage
@chuckbchef.bsky.social
Upper Left USA
Trophy husband
Rides mountain bikes
Voids warranties
Retail soldier
Veteran, The War On Christmas
"Uva uvam vivendo varia fit”
Trophy husband
Rides mountain bikes
Voids warranties
Retail soldier
Veteran, The War On Christmas
"Uva uvam vivendo varia fit”
Pinned
Captain Cabbage
@chuckbchef.bsky.social
· Oct 11
I bought my wife some pants for me to wear.
#trophyhusband
#trophyhusband
"Don't burn your roux."
-my wife from the other room.
-my wife from the other room.
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"Don't burn your roux."
-my wife from the other room.
-my wife from the other room.
How will an increased fee for foreigners visiting national parks work? Will citizens be required to show their papers before getting the discount?
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
How will an increased fee for foreigners visiting national parks work? Will citizens be required to show their papers before getting the discount?
Three birds for Mister Mayflower.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Three birds for Mister Mayflower.
Reek is a measurement of deplorables that can fit into in one basket.
So, how is bailing out Argentina, funding Israel's genocide, and now attempting a war with Venezuela "America First" and "non-interventionism" that was allegedly promoted by MAGA, Trump and all their right-wing reeks?
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Reek is a measurement of deplorables that can fit into in one basket.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pretty cool outcome for a dash situation.
‘An incredible privilege and a daunting task’: Oregon tribe harvests beached whale for the first time in generations
The Siletz tribe took apart the 20,000 pound humpback after it was euthanized Monday.
www-oregonlive-com.cdn.ampproject.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Pretty cool outcome for a dash situation.
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As of today I have been a Wikipedia editor for 20 years
🧵of my favorite things I've seen and done in my two decades on the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit
🧵of my favorite things I've seen and done in my two decades on the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
As of today I have been a Wikipedia editor for 20 years
🧵of my favorite things I've seen and done in my two decades on the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit
🧵of my favorite things I've seen and done in my two decades on the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit
FAA has gone woke!
The airline industry is a huge emitter of CO² emissions, a known cause of climate change. I applaud the administration for their efforts to cancel flights and thus, lower these dangerous emissions.
The airline industry is a huge emitter of CO² emissions, a known cause of climate change. I applaud the administration for their efforts to cancel flights and thus, lower these dangerous emissions.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
FAA has gone woke!
The airline industry is a huge emitter of CO² emissions, a known cause of climate change. I applaud the administration for their efforts to cancel flights and thus, lower these dangerous emissions.
The airline industry is a huge emitter of CO² emissions, a known cause of climate change. I applaud the administration for their efforts to cancel flights and thus, lower these dangerous emissions.
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Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich
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star trek and famous art: a thread
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
star trek and famous art: a thread
My hotel review metric includes a category for Shower Beer.
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My hotel review metric includes a category for Shower Beer.
Did not have being witness to a vehicle plunging off the Santa Cruz Wharf on my bingo card.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Did not have being witness to a vehicle plunging off the Santa Cruz Wharf on my bingo card.
When they say that Democrats "hate America" in response to the No Kings Rallies, they are admitting they want a king. In a monarchy, the king IS the country.
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
When they say that Democrats "hate America" in response to the No Kings Rallies, they are admitting they want a king. In a monarchy, the king IS the country.
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I hope President Ocasio-Cortez turns the ballroom into a soup kitchen run by José Andrés.
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I hope President Ocasio-Cortez turns the ballroom into a soup kitchen run by José Andrés.
One of my takeaways from a recent week-long stay in Lower Manhattan and walking up to 10 miles a day, was the sheer amount of scaffolding on nearly every street.
Interesting campaign promise. As a visitor/tourist, he's got my vote.
Interesting campaign promise. As a visitor/tourist, he's got my vote.
Overstaying its welcome. Making New Yorkers’ days grimmer. Something we should relegate to the past.
No, we're not talking about Andrew Cuomo. We're talking about scaffolding.
Today we released our plan to take it down more quickly.
No, we're not talking about Andrew Cuomo. We're talking about scaffolding.
Today we released our plan to take it down more quickly.
October 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
One of my takeaways from a recent week-long stay in Lower Manhattan and walking up to 10 miles a day, was the sheer amount of scaffolding on nearly every street.
Interesting campaign promise. As a visitor/tourist, he's got my vote.
Interesting campaign promise. As a visitor/tourist, he's got my vote.
What are the odds a commemorative piece ends up in Moscow?
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What are the odds a commemorative piece ends up in Moscow?
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This.
"Regardless of what you think about any individual person, food assistance should not be predicated on meeting your personal definition of deserving. People shouldn’t have to perform feats of social worth to get food; in our incredibly wealthy society, people should just get food."
"Regardless of what you think about any individual person, food assistance should not be predicated on meeting your personal definition of deserving. People shouldn’t have to perform feats of social worth to get food; in our incredibly wealthy society, people should just get food."
Oh, by the way, I wrote in @thenation.com about how Trump is condeming millions of Americans to hunger this Thanksigiving with his accelarated timeline of adding work requirements for SNAP benefits.
I also discussed how work requirements provably don't work, for the neoliberals in your life.
I also discussed how work requirements provably don't work, for the neoliberals in your life.
Trump Has Just Condemned More Americans to Hunger
The administration’s decision to fast-track a bunch of changes to food stamps—including new work requirements—is as stupid as it is cruel.
www.thenation.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This.
"Regardless of what you think about any individual person, food assistance should not be predicated on meeting your personal definition of deserving. People shouldn’t have to perform feats of social worth to get food; in our incredibly wealthy society, people should just get food."
"Regardless of what you think about any individual person, food assistance should not be predicated on meeting your personal definition of deserving. People shouldn’t have to perform feats of social worth to get food; in our incredibly wealthy society, people should just get food."
To be fair, I kinda hate the America they are implementing.
Steve Scalise just called the upcoming No Kings rally, where millions of Americans will protest peacefully against the corrupt and authoritarian Trump regime, a “hate America rally.”
They’re scared
They’re scared
October 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
To be fair, I kinda hate the America they are implementing.
Is there a defamation law suit in here somewhere?
Kristi Noem: "I was in Portland and met with the governor and mayor and chief of police and superintendent of the highway patrol. They are all lying and disingenuous and dishonest people. Because as soon as you leave the room, then they make the exact opposite response."
October 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is there a defamation law suit in here somewhere?
Screams into the void.
"We The People"
October 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Screams into the void.
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A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
Truly dystopian.
A diseased population is easier to control
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Truly dystopian.