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Captain Cabbage
@chuckbchef.bsky.social
Upper Left USA
Trophy husband
Rides mountain bikes
Voids warranties
Retail soldier

Veteran, The War On Christmas
"Uva uvam vivendo varia fit”
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love maps on walls!
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"forcemeat"
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
How 'bout we start with grocery stores first?
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Tomorrow, we brine.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We'll prepare the mash'pos and leave the remaining sides and desserts up to the guests.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Traditional turkey gravy, plus chanterelle gravy and some sort of cranberry-cherry relish to complement the duck.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The chicken, fried.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The duck will be smoked.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The turkey will receive a traditional roasting treatment.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Three little birds inside my ice chest.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pulled a chicken out of the freezer too.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Family is scattered this year and I'm not even sure who all is showing up. Two of my kids for sure and maybe some of their friends?
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bought a duck too.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Panicked the other day at the grocery store and secured a small turkey. Word is, supplies are limited.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reek is a measurement of deplorables that can fit into one basket.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Clyde the Glide
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
*sad situation
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yes. Punish the women while the marionette men manipulating the strings dance away.
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM