chrrlish ratbino
@chrrlie.bsky.social
poss, or some say possm
In dark times, should the stars also go out?
In dark times, should the stars also go out?
JD VANCE: I mean, no one even likes turkey. Right? Who here likes turkey. [entire crowd raises hands] Nah you guys are fucking liars. Who here hates when your housekeeper cuts the turkey too thick and you have to withhold her pay for the day [hands lower] What the fuck. You guys are full of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
JD VANCE: I mean, no one even likes turkey. Right? Who here likes turkey. [entire crowd raises hands] Nah you guys are fucking liars. Who here hates when your housekeeper cuts the turkey too thick and you have to withhold her pay for the day [hands lower] What the fuck. You guys are full of shit.
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donald trump has pardoned this years honorary thanksgiving turkey, jared fogle
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
donald trump has pardoned this years honorary thanksgiving turkey, jared fogle
i have never really fully entertained the idea of property damage as praxis until i started seeing more and more images of those ai data centers cropping up and now i cant stop thinking about how fun they would be to burn down
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i have never really fully entertained the idea of property damage as praxis until i started seeing more and more images of those ai data centers cropping up and now i cant stop thinking about how fun they would be to burn down
senile trump on his death bed asking where his friend jeffrey is
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
senile trump on his death bed asking where his friend jeffrey is
writing the next great american country anthem
"i thank god every day for making me scared of my neighbors"
"i thank god every day for making me scared of my neighbors"
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
writing the next great american country anthem
"i thank god every day for making me scared of my neighbors"
"i thank god every day for making me scared of my neighbors"
i thought this was talking about divorcing ai spouses and all I could think of was that tyler the creator post "how is cyberbullying real just turn the screen off"
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i thought this was talking about divorcing ai spouses and all I could think of was that tyler the creator post "how is cyberbullying real just turn the screen off"
bro did you see the new grok update bro it's insane it can say poop and pee and fart now imagine where it will be in 5 years i bet it will be able to say like 'dickhead' that's two words in one no modern computer can do that bro
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
bro did you see the new grok update bro it's insane it can say poop and pee and fart now imagine where it will be in 5 years i bet it will be able to say like 'dickhead' that's two words in one no modern computer can do that bro
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John Fetterman teams up with mid, cisnormative anchorman and disgraced sanitation engineer, Melania Trump, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
John Fetterman teams up with mid, cisnormative anchorman and disgraced sanitation engineer, Melania Trump, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
you say that but I bet this goes crazy when read in his leathery ass corpse voice
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
you say that but I bet this goes crazy when read in his leathery ass corpse voice
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bad news for trump, seems bansky has depicted him holding a red balloon beside a kid who clearly wants the balloon BAD but instead trump is handing it to a fancy tuxedo man in a top hat who's got a big bag with a dollar sign on it, even though he clearly doesn't even CARE about the balloon at ALL
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
bad news for trump, seems bansky has depicted him holding a red balloon beside a kid who clearly wants the balloon BAD but instead trump is handing it to a fancy tuxedo man in a top hat who's got a big bag with a dollar sign on it, even though he clearly doesn't even CARE about the balloon at ALL
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great party
unforced Ls at every turn
unforced Ls at every turn
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
great party
unforced Ls at every turn
unforced Ls at every turn
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it is extra annoying that the nazis currently running the United States government are also twelve years old
like, really, we have to fear for our communities because of some groyper dipshits who post dank memes on 8chan all day
like, really, we have to fear for our communities because of some groyper dipshits who post dank memes on 8chan all day
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it is extra annoying that the nazis currently running the United States government are also twelve years old
like, really, we have to fear for our communities because of some groyper dipshits who post dank memes on 8chan all day
like, really, we have to fear for our communities because of some groyper dipshits who post dank memes on 8chan all day
worry not guys they found a secret hidden constitutional amendment that says if a president gets impeached three times they are "out" which means a giant rock gets dropped on their head and we have another election
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
worry not guys they found a secret hidden constitutional amendment that says if a president gets impeached three times they are "out" which means a giant rock gets dropped on their head and we have another election
im so glad to be living in a country headed by a raving lunatic at the end of his miserable life, surrounded by soulless ghouls salivating at the thought of a 2% whiter america
November 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
im so glad to be living in a country headed by a raving lunatic at the end of his miserable life, surrounded by soulless ghouls salivating at the thought of a 2% whiter america
still can't get past this mfers name being MARKWAYNE
fukn
johnbert ass
billroger
crazy
fukn
johnbert ass
billroger
crazy
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
still can't get past this mfers name being MARKWAYNE
fukn
johnbert ass
billroger
crazy
fukn
johnbert ass
billroger
crazy
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The stakes are too high to wait: we need to impeach Trump now.
I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there!
@flareusa.bsky.social @removalcoalition.bsky.social
I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there!
@flareusa.bsky.social @removalcoalition.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The stakes are too high to wait: we need to impeach Trump now.
I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there!
@flareusa.bsky.social @removalcoalition.bsky.social
I’ll be speaking at the Remove the Regime rally in Washington, DC this Saturday. I hope to see you there!
@flareusa.bsky.social @removalcoalition.bsky.social
accuse the guy of being a pedo, walk it back, then go to a dinner AFTER even more epstein stuff blows up
truly a genius at work
truly a genius at work
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
accuse the guy of being a pedo, walk it back, then go to a dinner AFTER even more epstein stuff blows up
truly a genius at work
truly a genius at work
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“they are going to fully release the epstein files!!”
the epstein files we are going to get:
the epstein files we are going to get:
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“they are going to fully release the epstein files!!”
the epstein files we are going to get:
the epstein files we are going to get:
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cannot stress enough how important it is to retaliate, because unlike the ginned up bullshit these guys are trying to pin on folks like Comey and James a lot of them are doing actual real big boy crimes
burn the Justice Department to the ground and rebuild from the ashes
burn the Justice Department to the ground and rebuild from the ashes
Trump will not just be four years of bad management. The culture of these organizations will be fucked for a long time. The pressure to retaliate and clean house will be strong, and no-one wants to work in a war zone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
cannot stress enough how important it is to retaliate, because unlike the ginned up bullshit these guys are trying to pin on folks like Comey and James a lot of them are doing actual real big boy crimes
burn the Justice Department to the ground and rebuild from the ashes
burn the Justice Department to the ground and rebuild from the ashes
hell yeah dude the people are singing and they sing for TED now is your time big dawg
LMAO -- Ted Cruz is on Fox News talking about running for president in 2028
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
hell yeah dude the people are singing and they sing for TED now is your time big dawg
i serve under donald turmp, who is very healthy. he didnt fall asleep during a meeting yesterday and then wake himself by loudly farting. he didnt blame the fart on mike johnson. he is very healthy
JD Vance: "I serve under Donald Trump, who is very healthy. If I served under Joe Biden, I'd probably be worried every minute of every day that he was gonna croak and that I'd have to become president."
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i serve under donald turmp, who is very healthy. he didnt fall asleep during a meeting yesterday and then wake himself by loudly farting. he didnt blame the fart on mike johnson. he is very healthy
pretty cool a lot of the epstein emails are like "yes hello i would like to reach out to you re: the pedo stuff you expressed interest in . also on an unrelated note dobald trump is maybe the most evil person i have ever met"
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
pretty cool a lot of the epstein emails are like "yes hello i would like to reach out to you re: the pedo stuff you expressed interest in . also on an unrelated note dobald trump is maybe the most evil person i have ever met"
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I now believe that epstein is still alive and living inside the walls of the white house
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I now believe that epstein is still alive and living inside the walls of the white house