Scott Kolp
@christonajetski.bsky.social
Writer, television and other bullshit. Screamer-into-the-voider. Procrastinator. Pontificator. Masticator. Terminator 2: Judgement Day-or.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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You guys, if your kid gets liver disease you just have to cash out your Dell bucks that are invested in AI slop machines and Trump crypto coins and you should have more than enough to cover the bill for the hospital that’s 3 counties away and any prescriptions through Trump Rx
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You guys, if your kid gets liver disease you just have to cash out your Dell bucks that are invested in AI slop machines and Trump crypto coins and you should have more than enough to cover the bill for the hospital that’s 3 counties away and any prescriptions through Trump Rx
Did none of these people watch “Clear and Present Danger”?
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Did none of these people watch “Clear and Present Danger”?
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Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
Excited to find out how Chuck Schumer will bungle this one!
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Excited to find out how Chuck Schumer will bungle this one!
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Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Teenagers are old enough to have sex with middle aged men. They are not old enough to be trans.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
@chrisgeidner.bsky.social what do you make of this one?
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
@chrisgeidner.bsky.social what do you make of this one?
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Let's fix the passive voice and the euphemism:
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump. [VICTIM] spent hours at my house with him"
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
"hours"
"spent" "hours"
VICTIM "spent" HOURS
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP
VICTIM "spent" HOURS "with" TRUMP at *Epstein's* house
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Let's fix the passive voice and the euphemism:
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
"[Donald] Trump 'spent' hours with [underage female] [VICTIM][of sex trafficking] at [notorious underage female sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein's] house."
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Not voting for a democrat whose platform doesn’t include reforming the Supreme Court.
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Not voting for a democrat whose platform doesn’t include reforming the Supreme Court.
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We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Ah, yes. The work of famously woke Harry S. Truman!
Trump: "We won the first world war, second world war -- I always say, everything before and everything in between -- and then we got woke and we said, 'Well, let's call it Defense.'"
October 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ah, yes. The work of famously woke Harry S. Truman!
Called Schiff and spoke with one of his staffer. And you can, too! 202-224-3841
Dems/Ind Senators voting in favor: Coons, Durbin, Fetterman, Hassan, Heinrich, Kaine, Kelly, King (I), Klobuchar, Reed, Schiff, Shaheen, Welch, & Whitehouse.
Senators not voting: Duckworth & Tillis
Senators not voting: Duckworth & Tillis
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Called Schiff and spoke with one of his staffer. And you can, too! 202-224-3841
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wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place
Absolutely INSANE use of passive voice in this CNN piece
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
just incredible
@katmabu.bsky.social “landed on the ground” during the protest???
October 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place
I guess she shoulda tortured those poets a bit more, huh?
October 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I guess she shoulda tortured those poets a bit more, huh?
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Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
September 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
I saw Trump’s weird AI hands, and now so do you. (from 0:19 in the White House’s video on YouTube)
September 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I saw Trump’s weird AI hands, and now so do you. (from 0:19 in the White House’s video on YouTube)
Wake up, honey. Another scandal that we’ll blow past in one news cycle just dropped.
So Trump approved a botched military mission during which SEALs killed a number of North Korean civilians, and then likely illegally the Trump administration never briefed Congress about it
How a Top Secret SEAL Team 6 Mission Into North Korea Fell Apart
www.nytimes.com
September 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Wake up, honey. Another scandal that we’ll blow past in one news cycle just dropped.
Me at 2pm EST tomorrow
a man is covering his mouth in front of a screen that says big money no whammys
Alt: An animated GIF from the classic game show “Press Your Luck” — as the board lights up around him, the contestants prays for “big bucks, no whammies”
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me at 2pm EST tomorrow
Remember that time President Dipshit had COVID and they released a video where they edited out all his coughing fits?
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Remember that time President Dipshit had COVID and they released a video where they edited out all his coughing fits?