Scott Kolp
@christonajetski.bsky.social
Writer, television and other bullshit. Screamer-into-the-voider. Procrastinator. Pontificator. Masticator. Terminator 2: Judgement Day-or.
My first thought!
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My first thought!
Everybody, hide Christmas. It’s the Ginch!
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Everybody, hide Christmas. It’s the Ginch!
He's taking snoozers while fuck-face morons out of their depth run our country into the ground.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
He's taking snoozers while fuck-face morons out of their depth run our country into the ground.
It's like a fucking Klan meeting.
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's like a fucking Klan meeting.
Should be easy! Don’t even need to use citations.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Should be easy! Don’t even need to use citations.
It gives me hope that the Punchbowl story about congressional Republicans that everyone was on about this week might not be B.S.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It gives me hope that the Punchbowl story about congressional Republicans that everyone was on about this week might not be B.S.
and lo, it shall be over sooner than any of them think
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
and lo, it shall be over sooner than any of them think
Reminds me of my European vacation, when I slipped on grease and fell on Turkey.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reminds me of my European vacation, when I slipped on grease and fell on Turkey.
I called my congressperson.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I called my congressperson.
Do you think Bondi can hear the bus coming for her?
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Do you think Bondi can hear the bus coming for her?
Ah, yes. The old pivot to a different, winning topic for the administration. Except…
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ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ah, yes. The old pivot to a different, winning topic for the administration. Except…
Sure, republican pollster.
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sure, republican pollster.
You people are such dipshits. Can I call you a dipshit? Is that allowed?
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You people are such dipshits. Can I call you a dipshit? Is that allowed?
“Talks about a topic” is doing a hell of a lot of work here. What was the topic Aaron? There must be a reason you’re not repeating it here.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Talks about a topic” is doing a hell of a lot of work here. What was the topic Aaron? There must be a reason you’re not repeating it here.
He's *today* announcing the operation that was announced 10 months ago? Alcohol's a hell of a drug.
www.navy.mil/Press-Office...
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www.navy.mil
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
He's *today* announcing the operation that was announced 10 months ago? Alcohol's a hell of a drug.
www.navy.mil/Press-Office...
www.navy.mil/Press-Office...
Nate Silver calling someone a bad writer is rich.
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Nate Silver calling someone a bad writer is rich.
That’s two times too many!
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
That’s two times too many!