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Scott Kolp
@christonajetski.bsky.social
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Writer, television and other bullshit. Screamer-into-the-voider. Procrastinator. Pontificator. Masticator. Terminator 2: Judgement Day-or.
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Everybody, hide Christmas. It’s the Ginch!
Donald J. Trump is The Ginch
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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And then this list of names, which are also somehow part of the “radical breakthrough”
From: jeevacation@gmail.com To: jeffrey epstein jeevacation@gmail.com; Subject: Fwd: radical breakthrough Sent: 1/8/2018 7:47:20 PM kashoggi, bunker hunt. george mitchell. wayne owens. prince andrew. princess mette. princes sophie, princess alexandra princess melusine.. bill richardson. bill clinton. hamad bun jasem. donalad trup . gov mapp. governoe young. governoe king. . woody allen . morgain fairchild. mike ovitz.. marvin davis, herb segal. jimmy cyane, jes staleyk, rothchild. agnelli. . karim. prince mbs, mbr, sultan. anas. . jabor, general clarke., watson minsky church, hillis.. ramascharn, golenbrg, hauser, kosslym, dan gilbert. larry summers. henry rosvsky, steven j gould, . murray gemman, gerffrey west.. haley berry, joan severane. , tom pritzker, leon balck, m.. woody allen, jacuwe lang. , miro.
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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@chrisgeidner.bsky.social what do you make of this one?
From: Ljeevacation@gmail.com| Sent: 5/30/2019 9:34:38 PM To: Michael Wolff Subject: Re: maybe as a favor to trum p. in exchange for yemen and iran support. . smells doesnt it? On Thu, May 30, 2019 at 5:33 PM Michael Wolff wrote: So MBS was paying him off? Why? Ideas? On Thu, May 30, 2019 at 5:29 PM J wrote: is it a coincidence that the russian that bought the house in palm beach and knows all, is the same guy that sold a painting last year to mbs for 450 million dollars. that was only worth 1. 5m? please note The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of JEE Unauthorized use, disclosure
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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And not just that! Look at this:
From: Ljeevacation@gmail.com| Sent: 5/30/2019 9:34:38 PM To: Michael Wolff Subject: Re: maybe as a favor to trum p. in exchange for yemen and iran support. . smells doesnt it? On Thu, May 30, 2019 at 5:33 PM Michael Wolff wrote: So MBS was paying him off? Why? Ideas? On Thu, May 30, 2019 at 5:29 PM J wrote: is it a coincidence that the russian that bought the house in palm beach and knows all, is the same guy that sold a painting last year to mbs for 450 million dollars. that was only worth 1. 5m? please note The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of JEE Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying From: JONATHAN FARKAS Sent: 4/18/2019 1:39:23 PM To: jeevacation@gmail.com Importance: High Told you Barr would protect Trump known him for 50 years Sent from my iPhone HOUSE OVERSIGHT 026942
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The stuff I’ve found just by searching misspellings of Trump’s name…
From: Ljeevacation@gmail.com| Sent: 5/30/2019 9:34:38 PM To: Michael Wolff Subject: Re: maybe as a favor to trum p. in exchange for yemen and iran support. . smells doesnt it? On Thu, May 30, 2019 at 5:33 PM Michael Wolff wrote: So MBS was paying him off? Why? Ideas? On Thu, May 30, 2019 at 5:29 PM J wrote: is it a coincidence that the russian that bought the house in palm beach and knows all, is the same guy that sold a painting last year to mbs for 450 million dollars. that was only worth 1. 5m? please note The information contained in this communication is confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and is intended only for the use of the addressee. It is the property of JEE Unauthorized use, disclosure or copying of From: JONATHAN FARKAS Sent: 4/18/2019 1:39:23 PM To: jeevacation@gmail.com Importance: High Told you Barr would protect Trump known him for 50 years Sent from my iPhone HOUSE OVERSIGHT 026942 From: jeevacation@gmail.com To: jeffrey epstein jeevacation@gmail.com; Subject: Fwd: radical breakthrough Sent: 1/8/2018 7:47:20 PM kashoggi, bunker hunt. george mitchell. wayne owens. prince andrew. princess mette. princes sophie, princess alexandra princess melusine.. bill richardson. bill clinton. hamad bun jasem. donalad trup . gov mapp. governoe young. governoe king. . woody allen . morgain fairchild. mike ovitz.. marvin davis, herb segal. jimmy cyane, jes staleyk, rothchild. agnelli. . karim. prince mbs, mbr, sultan. anas. . jabor, general clarke., watson minsky church, hillis.. ramascharn, golenbrg, hauser, kosslym, dan gilbert. larry summers. henry rosvsky, steven j gould, . murray gemman, gerffrey west.. haley berry, joan severane. , tom pritzker, leon balck, m.. woody allen, jacuwe lang. , miro.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I saw Trump’s weird AI hands, and now so do you. (from 0:19 in the White House’s video on YouTube)
A still from Trump’s address on Charlie Kirk. His left hand is deformed, likely because the video was digitally altered. A close up of the left hand, showing the deforming more clearly.
September 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The album cover for DJ Shadow’s “Entroducing” — two people picking through vinyl in a record shop.
September 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The fuck is this?
Close up of a photo of Trump in the presidential limo showing a fist that’s been obviously photoshopped in.
September 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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perfect album that came out when you were 16
Album cover for Kid A by Radiohead. Digitized snow capped mountains against a foreboding red horizon.
July 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Robert Evans’ honorary diploma from Brown University.

www.wsj.com/articles/SB1...
A photo of Robert Evans’ honorary degree from Brown University as seen in a WSJ article about his 5 favorite things.
July 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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For no particular reason.
Stills from and the logo for the video game “Interstate 76” — a forgotten classic
May 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Tom Waits — Mule Variations Bob Dylan - Time out of Mind
May 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Oh, no! I’m in trouble with the “Ministry of Transport”
Spam text reading: Final Reminder: This is the final official notice from the Ministry of Transport regarding your vehicle's unpaid toll. You must use the following link to settle the outstanding balance online within 24 hours. Failure to make payment before the due date will result in immediate fines, increased late fees, suspension of your vehicle registration through DMV, potential vehicle seizure, and aggressive legal action, including court proceedings with significant economic penalties and possible wage seizures. Pay immediately to avoid these serious consequences and protect your driving privileges! https://ctgov.com-vipvd.win/us If the link fails, please reply with \"Y!" and try again, or copy and paste it into your browser. This is your last chance - take action now!
April 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Below the digital fold, but:
SCREENSHOT OF NYTIMES HOMEPAGE mostly poor people, but also a lot of children, Margot Sanger-Katz, Laura Bult, Karen Hanley and James Surdam Republicans Want to Make the Trump Tax Cuts Last Forever 5 MIN READ Mass Protests Across the Country Show Resistance to Trump 5 MIN READ SO LON" PAY:. $ P84 миши Still Receive Paper Checks From the Government? That Will Soon End. 5 MIN READ The Canadian Political Brawler Who Had a 25-Point Lead and a Problem:
April 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Now that’s what I call getting ratioed.
A tweet from John Fetterman that has been ratio’d to hell. U.S. Senator John Fetterman @fetterman.sen... • 18h The weeks of performative "resistance" from those in my party were limited to undignified antics. Voting to shut the government down will punish millions or risk a recession. I disagree with many points in the CR, but I will never vote to shut our government down. House Republicans pass bill to avert government shutdown
March 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Big Baghdad Bob energy.
Baghdad Bob says everything’s a-ok as everything is very clearly not a-ok
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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You taking notes @adamschiff.com? How about you @brad-sherman.bsky.social? Maybe you @alexpadilla4ca.bsky.social?
March 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Today’ writing music. #NowPlaying
The album cover for “Silencio” by Karen y Los Remedios. It depicts a woman in a white dress wading through water beside a waterfall.
February 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Today’s writing music. #NowListening
The album cover for The Prodigy’s “The Fat of the Land” — it depicts a blurred closeup of a crab on the beach
February 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Today’s writing music. #NowListening
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Music From the Motion Picture Album Cover
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live
The Beets from Doug. Ooo eee ooo killer tofu. aye eee aye.
January 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I *love* this album. If you’re missing David and have never listened, consider giving it a shot. “these are my friends” is a highlight.
the cover for David Lynch’s album “crazy clown time” the image is of a black and white hand holding a red die with the 1 face up. “Pm suger at motel” is written on the index finger. The album title is written on the palm.
January 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A state-run social media app that harvests data about its users. Is that cool and hip?
A lengthy social media post from our soon-to-be fearless leader. It reads: Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump I'm asking companies not to let TikTok stay dark! | will issue an executive order on Monday to extend the period of time before the law's prohibitions take effect, so that we can make a deal to protect our national security. The order will also confirm that there will be no liability for any company that helped keep TikTok from going dark before my order. Americans deserve to see our exciting Inauguration on Monday, as well as other events and conversations. I would like the United States to have a 50% ownership position in a joint venture. By doing this, we save TikTok, keep it in good hands and allow it to say up. Without U.S. approval, there is no Tik Tok. With our approval, it is worth hundreds of billions of dollars - maybe trillions. Therefore, my initial thought is a joint venture between the current owners and/or new owners whereby the U.S. gets a 50% ownership in a joint venture set up between the U.S. and whichever purchase we so choose.
January 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM