Chris the Twin Dad
@christhetwindad.bsky.social
Proud husband and proud father of two pretty cool twins. Proudly neurodivergent. Endlessly frustrated by supposed "Christians" who act in the most un-Christlike manner possible.
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
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What do these corporations have in common?
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
April 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What do these corporations have in common?
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel
In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.
This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.
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Grabbed at his appointment to become a citizen. Is this who we are? 😕🇺🇸
April 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Grabbed at his appointment to become a citizen. Is this who we are? 😕🇺🇸
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AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror
April 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror
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NYT: Trump Admin Will Freeze $2B After Harvard Refuses Demands
On Monday afternoon, Harvard became the first university to directly refuse to comply with the administration. By the evening, federal officials said they would freeze $2.2B in multiyear grants to Harvard, along with a $60M contract.
On Monday afternoon, Harvard became the first university to directly refuse to comply with the administration. By the evening, federal officials said they would freeze $2.2B in multiyear grants to Harvard, along with a $60M contract.
April 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
NYT: Trump Admin Will Freeze $2B After Harvard Refuses Demands
On Monday afternoon, Harvard became the first university to directly refuse to comply with the administration. By the evening, federal officials said they would freeze $2.2B in multiyear grants to Harvard, along with a $60M contract.
On Monday afternoon, Harvard became the first university to directly refuse to comply with the administration. By the evening, federal officials said they would freeze $2.2B in multiyear grants to Harvard, along with a $60M contract.
@chrisnovak91.bsky.social are you ready to watch some Carlstals baseball this year 🤪
March 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
@chrisnovak91.bsky.social are you ready to watch some Carlstals baseball this year 🤪
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Thank you, Prime Minister Trudeau. For your hard work, for your leadership, and for your great service to our country.
March 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Thank you, Prime Minister Trudeau. For your hard work, for your leadership, and for your great service to our country.
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Please remember your OATH.
We do not serve a king, or a president.
We do not serve a king, or a president.
March 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Please remember your OATH.
We do not serve a king, or a president.
We do not serve a king, or a president.
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X engineers clocking in this morning
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a room with a sign that says " warning "
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
X engineers clocking in this morning
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The United States is no longer the leader of the free world.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
March 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The United States is no longer the leader of the free world.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.
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With Bluesky now at over 30 MILLION users, I can’t understand why so many Democratic elected officials still aren’t posting on this platform. Is it ignorance, incompetence, laziness, or something else?
January 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
With Bluesky now at over 30 MILLION users, I can’t understand why so many Democratic elected officials still aren’t posting on this platform. Is it ignorance, incompetence, laziness, or something else?
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BREAKING NEWS:
RFK Jr. starts confirmation hearing by eating entire raw bird. “You can really taste the freshness,” he said through a mouth full of feathers.
RFK Jr. starts confirmation hearing by eating entire raw bird. “You can really taste the freshness,” he said through a mouth full of feathers.
January 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
RFK Jr. starts confirmation hearing by eating entire raw bird. “You can really taste the freshness,” he said through a mouth full of feathers.
RFK Jr. starts confirmation hearing by eating entire raw bird. “You can really taste the freshness,” he said through a mouth full of feathers.
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Was literally talking to the union representing federal air traffic controllers earlier today about how there’s already a major shortage of air traffic controllers and the resignation offers they all just got from OPM could seriously endanger public safety.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Passenger jet collided with helicopter while landing at Reagan Washington National Airport, FAA says.
January 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Was literally talking to the union representing federal air traffic controllers earlier today about how there’s already a major shortage of air traffic controllers and the resignation offers they all just got from OPM could seriously endanger public safety.
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Warren: "He can stand there, smile at you and say, 'anybody can vaccinate their kids who wants to,' but he literally could bankrupt the vaccines manufacturers with the power he will have. And since he's got a financial incentive to do that, we cannot trust him in that job."
January 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Warren: "He can stand there, smile at you and say, 'anybody can vaccinate their kids who wants to,' but he literally could bankrupt the vaccines manufacturers with the power he will have. And since he's got a financial incentive to do that, we cannot trust him in that job."
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Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
January 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
I never thought I would see an older lady & a shelf stocker in the middle of Wegmans discussing quantum mechanics in the form of the dual-slit experiment proving the wave-particle duality of light. And yet, today, it happened.
January 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I never thought I would see an older lady & a shelf stocker in the middle of Wegmans discussing quantum mechanics in the form of the dual-slit experiment proving the wave-particle duality of light. And yet, today, it happened.
Yeah, this new theme for Judgment Day ain't it.
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Yeah, this new theme for Judgment Day ain't it.
Dakota Kai going to the Intercontinental Title finals! She's exactly the kind of wrestler who would be a great first champ.
December 31, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Dakota Kai going to the Intercontinental Title finals! She's exactly the kind of wrestler who would be a great first champ.
Double rainbow at my parents' house
December 29, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Double rainbow at my parents' house
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"incel detected, opinion rejected" is a fun way to annoy the lamest dudes on the internet
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
"incel detected, opinion rejected" is a fun way to annoy the lamest dudes on the internet