ChrissyFix
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ChrissyFix
@chrissyfix.bsky.social
CRJ unreleased connoisseur
Carly Rae Jepsen is finally releasing something
a close up of a dog 's face with a big smile on its face .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with a big smile on its face .
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Whoever was vaping in the toilets at the Eurostar going to London this evening, girl fuck u. The alarms that u set off woke me up from my nap
a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is making a funny face and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
August 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me at a job fair a few months ago asking what positions were available and all they said was they were getting paid to stand there 😭
I attended the Burbank Media industry job fair yesterday, where no one was hiring. At the job fair. The fair for jobs.
August 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Anything deemed NSFW is essentially censored whether it’s just learning about body parts to political content. People should absolutely be more angry about this as it could potentially endanger lives. Labour are really set on wanting to lose the next election I guess.
OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia

write to your MPs.
July 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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As Israel ruthlessly bombs Iran, it has imposed a total siege on the occupied West Bank:

- closed checkpoints & road access
- stormed & sealed off Al-Aqsa Mosque
- banned pedestrian & vehicle movement

All with US backing.
June 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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How the UK’s ‘free speech’ government banned protest
How the UK’s ‘free speech’ government banned protest
Conservative ministers loudly championed free speech – right up until they outlawed it. Now, we’re all at risk
bit.ly
May 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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smh you can’t even be gay and do crimes any more
April 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
She should stop being stingy and give us a date
Lorde announces new single ‘What Was That.’ Out soon.
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Can Carly Rae Jepsen drop an album, now preferably a recession pop album thank u.
April 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
According to the economics subreddit tariffs are a form of modern Maoism…. ???
a woman with long blonde hair is pointing at the camera .
ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is pointing at the camera .
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen please release something…
a person laying on a bed with a lamp and a fireplace
ALT: a person laying on a bed with a lamp and a fireplace
media.tenor.com
March 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Where’s that ascii art of Carly pushing the beatles….
The Beatles are now 8x #GRAMMYs winners.
February 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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lots of folks saying things like, "the government won't be able to revoke your passport for no reason, that's against the law!"

I help people fight unlawful government decisions for a living. please believe me when I say that the government routinely breaks the law and they mostly get away with it.
January 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So today I learned you can get pistachio poisoning and pistachio worms…
January 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
America is not real…
Joe Biden accidentally makes a fire-related pun towards Kamala Harris at an LA wildfire briefing.

(🎥: CSPAN)
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
when i wanted carly to drop something this NAWTTTTTT what i had in mind...
January 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Gagging
January 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bluesky kinda fixed my social media addiction like I don’t even check this app often like I did with twitter!
December 23, 2024 at 12:40 AM
If only Carly Rae Jepsen dropped something
Billboard’s Greatest Pop Stars of 2024 List (so far):

3. Taylor Swift
4. Chappell Roan
5. Charli xcx
6. Ariana Grande
7. Beyoncé
8. Post Malone
9. Billie Eilish
10. Jelly Roll
December 19, 2024 at 8:50 PM
SMACK CAM
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Important to recognize that even internet douchebags have had it with being fucked by the health insurance industry and chronic pain.
December 9, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Gonna be a lot of focus on what kind of internet douchebag this guy is but in some ways this backs up the other theories: a person who has been fucked by the health insurance industry and is suffering with chronic pain.
Luigi Mangione's Twitter profile image includes what looks like an X-ray of a back/spine injury. His public Goodreads profile includes fairly recent reviews of several books about back pain and chronic pain
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
FREE HIM
26-year-old Luigi Mangione identified as the person of interest in murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO.
December 9, 2024 at 8:14 PM