Chrissy Boy Slim
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🥇Jurgen Klopp
🥈Rafa Benitez
🥉Arne Slot 🆕
1990’s Anfield regular
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🥈Rafa Benitez
🥉Arne Slot 🆕
1990’s Anfield regular
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Not sure Konate's strategy of being incredibly shit and expecting Real Madrid to still want him at the end of the season is the wisest
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not sure Konate's strategy of being incredibly shit and expecting Real Madrid to still want him at the end of the season is the wisest
I’ve seen us lose heavily at home to the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea and Real Madrid. Sometimes it happens, especially with the calibre of player over the years pre Klopp. Losing 4-1 at home to PSV is unacceptable.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’ve seen us lose heavily at home to the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea and Real Madrid. Sometimes it happens, especially with the calibre of player over the years pre Klopp. Losing 4-1 at home to PSV is unacceptable.
Urgh! Martin Tyler on commentary. I hope Antony Martial isn’t playing for PSV tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Urgh! Martin Tyler on commentary. I hope Antony Martial isn’t playing for PSV tonight.
Man who failed spectacularly at Valencia tells Eredivisie and PL title winning manager what tactics he should use. Questions certainly need to be asked of Slot but tactical advice from Gary Neville? Fuck off.
🤔 Gary Neville has urged Arne Slot to ditch his favoured 4-2-3-1 formation, switch to a 4-4-2 set-up and start playing one overlooked #LFC star in a bid to reverse the Reds' flailing fortunes.
Neville urges Slot to swap formation and start overlooked Liverpool star
Gary Neville has urged Arne Slot to change formation in a bid to salvage Liverpool's season after their 3-0 defeat to Nottingham Forest
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Man who failed spectacularly at Valencia tells Eredivisie and PL title winning manager what tactics he should use. Questions certainly need to be asked of Slot but tactical advice from Gary Neville? Fuck off.
Absolutely shite. We’re small, weak and slow and you can have all the world class technicians you want, if you can’t win your battles, you’ll win fuck all. Strive for control and have zero, sterile possession, look like we’ll concede every opposition attack. All very Brendan Rodgers for my liking.
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Absolutely shite. We’re small, weak and slow and you can have all the world class technicians you want, if you can’t win your battles, you’ll win fuck all. Strive for control and have zero, sterile possession, look like we’ll concede every opposition attack. All very Brendan Rodgers for my liking.
Leon Osman on co-commentary. FML.
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Leon Osman on co-commentary. FML.
Just like the Ballon D’or, it’s a CL MVP award and not a best player award. Like he was better than a PL player with 47 G&A.
🚨🌍 BREAKING: Achraf Hakimi wins African Player of the Year Award for 2025! 🇲🇦 Excellent season for PSG and Morocco right back who beats finalists Mo Salah and Victor Osimhen.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just like the Ballon D’or, it’s a CL MVP award and not a best player award. Like he was better than a PL player with 47 G&A.
Since Saturday I’ve heard Last Christmas, Fairytale Of New York and Happy Xmas (War is Over) on the radio. It’s 18th November you fucking cretins.
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Since Saturday I’ve heard Last Christmas, Fairytale Of New York and Happy Xmas (War is Over) on the radio. It’s 18th November you fucking cretins.
From the man who bought us “they both came in high” now brings us the sequel “ducking action impacts goalkeeping”. Well done, lads. Good process.
And as always, football is a cyclical game and this very incident will occur within weeks and not be ruled out, and everyone will shrug their shoulders.
And as always, football is a cyclical game and this very incident will occur within weeks and not be ruled out, and everyone will shrug their shoulders.
Howard Webb claiming Robbo impacted the keeper's line of vision 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
From the man who bought us “they both came in high” now brings us the sequel “ducking action impacts goalkeeping”. Well done, lads. Good process.
And as always, football is a cyclical game and this very incident will occur within weeks and not be ruled out, and everyone will shrug their shoulders.
And as always, football is a cyclical game and this very incident will occur within weeks and not be ruled out, and everyone will shrug their shoulders.
The officiating was once again horrific. The disallowed goal was a joke & their penalty was equally as ridiculous. That being said we have fundamental problems in this team in that we’re too small, too slow & too soft. We have 11 players who can play the piano but no one to carry the damn thing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The officiating was once again horrific. The disallowed goal was a joke & their penalty was equally as ridiculous. That being said we have fundamental problems in this team in that we’re too small, too slow & too soft. We have 11 players who can play the piano but no one to carry the damn thing.
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I don't blame Paul. I've been struggling to care about footy (bar LFC) for years now. I geniinely think the officials are bent. I think they have been for years.
And if you REALLY think that, it sort of makes the whole thing more than just a little bit ridiculous
open.substack.com/pub/tomkinst...
And if you REALLY think that, it sort of makes the whole thing more than just a little bit ridiculous
open.substack.com/pub/tomkinst...
The PGMOL Had Me Turn Off a Liverpool Game For the First Time In My Life
The PGMOL is not fit for purpose and has no sense of shame
open.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don't blame Paul. I've been struggling to care about footy (bar LFC) for years now. I geniinely think the officials are bent. I think they have been for years.
And if you REALLY think that, it sort of makes the whole thing more than just a little bit ridiculous
open.substack.com/pub/tomkinst...
And if you REALLY think that, it sort of makes the whole thing more than just a little bit ridiculous
open.substack.com/pub/tomkinst...
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Outplayed and outfought. Soft and timid.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Outplayed and outfought. Soft and timid.
He’s not impeded him or his view. These cunts are ridiculous.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He’s not impeded him or his view. These cunts are ridiculous.
Absolute shite.
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Absolute shite.
Well if we’re playing by the rules today that’s a red. High as fuck from that little cunt Silva.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Well if we’re playing by the rules today that’s a red. High as fuck from that little cunt Silva.
Justice served. Great save, shit penalty, who cares.
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Justice served. Great save, shit penalty, who cares.
Football is a contract sport. Not every piece of contact is a foul. Fucking ridiculous decision.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Football is a contract sport. Not every piece of contact is a foul. Fucking ridiculous decision.
Remember last season when the league was the worst it’s ever been. I’ve not seen one shout of a poor league this season despite it being an Allardyce/Pulis wet dream. Funny that*
*by funny I mean utterly fucking predictable by moronic football fans.
*by funny I mean utterly fucking predictable by moronic football fans.
Seven goals so far today in the Premier League.
Six were headers and/or from set pieces.
#proper #football #getbrexitdone
Six were headers and/or from set pieces.
#proper #football #getbrexitdone
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Remember last season when the league was the worst it’s ever been. I’ve not seen one shout of a poor league this season despite it being an Allardyce/Pulis wet dream. Funny that*
*by funny I mean utterly fucking predictable by moronic football fans.
*by funny I mean utterly fucking predictable by moronic football fans.
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Hang it in el Prado
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hang it in el Prado
Pavel Nedvěd married a woman called Ivana. They went on to have two kids and called them Pavel and Ivana 🥴 #truestory
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pavel Nedvěd married a woman called Ivana. They went on to have two kids and called them Pavel and Ivana 🥴 #truestory
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The Conor Bradley Madrid Autumn Collection:
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Conor Bradley Madrid Autumn Collection:
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Absolutely bossed their shit.
Real Madrid had 14 wins and 1 loss going into this game.
Real Madrid had 14 wins and 1 loss going into this game.
November 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Absolutely bossed their shit.
Real Madrid had 14 wins and 1 loss going into this game.
Real Madrid had 14 wins and 1 loss going into this game.
Best performance of the season? Obviously winning is the most important thing but not playing shite and looking like conceding at any moment is a big plus.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Best performance of the season? Obviously winning is the most important thing but not playing shite and looking like conceding at any moment is a big plus.
The headline is still:
Privileged Man Is Ever So Slightly Less Privileged
Paid £12m to cover up having sex with a sex trafficked teenage girl and his “punishment” is to be called by his name and move to Sandringham. That’ll teach him.
Privileged Man Is Ever So Slightly Less Privileged
Paid £12m to cover up having sex with a sex trafficked teenage girl and his “punishment” is to be called by his name and move to Sandringham. That’ll teach him.
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The headline is still:
Privileged Man Is Ever So Slightly Less Privileged
Paid £12m to cover up having sex with a sex trafficked teenage girl and his “punishment” is to be called by his name and move to Sandringham. That’ll teach him.
Privileged Man Is Ever So Slightly Less Privileged
Paid £12m to cover up having sex with a sex trafficked teenage girl and his “punishment” is to be called by his name and move to Sandringham. That’ll teach him.