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The headline is still:

Privileged Man Is Ever So Slightly Less Privileged

Paid £12m to cover up having sex with a sex trafficked teenage girl and his “punishment” is to be called by his name and move to Sandringham. That’ll teach him.
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
WhoScored have Leoni as just doubtful. I do love an optimist…
October 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Post an image you can hear!
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The most fouled player in the top 5 leagues needs a whole article written on how he needs protection from officials. If you think Grealish’s treatment is bad, wait until you see Salah’s.
September 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Arsenal, Spurs and Bournemouth all failing to win. A good weekend results wise. A tricky game vs Palace on Saturday before Arsenal travel to Newcastle on the Sunday. Another win from us ramps up the pressure on Arsenal heading into a game they’ve struggled with in recent years.
September 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Arsenal fans
September 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
From Paul Tomkins in 2022. I’m sure things haven’t changed that much. But yeah, Liverpool bad I suppose tomkinstimes.com/2022/03/incr...
September 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Brave Burnley, though. Fucking absolute shite. Liverpool were hardly vintage but for context, we were 0.04 open play xG off Arsenal in their game vs Forest yesterday.
September 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Because it’s international break and we’re all bored as fuck, here’s a few “before they were famous” photos of some people you may recognise.
September 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The one of the greatest assists of all time.
August 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The ‘No Room For Racism’ patch is an extra £5 when ordering the new shirt on the official site.

Granted that might not apply everywhere but to think he may have made a conscious decision to pay extra for the patch when his beliefs are quite obviously the opposite is crazy.
August 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I’m not sure about that. I’m still not over the Sterling “offside” vs City in 13/14 😂
August 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
There are clear differences to Gravenberch’s red on the final day of the season but M.Oliver said proximity from the goal was a factor in his decision. Both are 5 yards inside the half.

To claim his arm was in a natural position is ludicrous, & probably them playing the occasion & not the game.
August 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
With Ekitike bursting through and Sensi on the turn I fail to see how a CF running through for a 1 vs 1 isn’t a goal scoring opportunity. Taylor then blows for an imaginary FK to B’mouth, much the same way as he blew for an imaginary FK vs West Ham to stop Gakpo scoring a couple of seasons ago.
August 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How is Bidding 25% under the fee everyone knew for months any different to Liverpool starting at £110m+?

Newcastle bid a total package of £30m, Brentford want £40m and the player became unsettled and refused to play.

There’s very little difference in the two scenarios.
August 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Is there a better sight than Anfield before a season opener? It looks glorious and it just seems right having Adidas back.
August 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I get Newcastle don’t want to lose him, he’s a great player. We’ve turned on the likes of Suarez, Torres, Sterling, Coutinho etc in the past but the whole fan base is acting like Newcastle is some holier than thou entity is laughable. Liverpool are doing nothing Newcastle themselves haven’t done.
August 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I did see a fair few Newcastle fans unhappy with Liverpool for speaking to Isak before the club had agreed anything. Add in the fact that Wissa is striking to force a move to Newcastle you do have to laugh at the hypocrisy.
August 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things but it’s surprising to see that we’ve only lifted the Community Shield three times in the last 35 years.

I guess that’s a reflection of our lack of league titles in that period yet I just assume it would be more.
August 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Nunez had his moments (Forest, Brentford, 2 vs Utd in the 7-0) but my abiding memory of him was that Newcastle game. Alisson vs WBA aside, I don’t think I’ve celebrated a goal as much in a long time. I thought that would be the catalyst for him to kick on but alas it wasn’t. I wish him all the best.
August 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If there’s one phrase I could banish from football it would be “bottled it”. It’s lost all meaning to become a shit banter insult. LFC’s recruitment team don’t do anything without reason. While I think this is all part of the dance, if LFC have walked away it’s not because they’ve bottled anything.
August 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
A thing of beauty…
August 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Ekitike becomes the second Man Utd fan to sign for us this summer after Kerkez, even with Utd showing interest his head had been turned by Liverpool and we were the only club he’d entertain.

Will Spearman and the nerds were instrumental in his recruitment as he and fellow analysts felt that,
July 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just what I read this morning but the reporting between € and £ is all over the place, so who knows?
July 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM