Chris Standley
@chrisroguerobot.bsky.social
Boss at Rogue Robot film & motion graphics.
Script droid in the old days for 2000AD and Judge Dredd Megazine.
Writer of a billion unmade film scripts.
Script droid in the old days for 2000AD and Judge Dredd Megazine.
Writer of a billion unmade film scripts.
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'The Wicker Men - How To Make A Cult Film'.
My latest script is a feature-length comedy drama about the making of cult British horror film, The Wicker Man.
Currently looking for interested producers, production companies or agents.
My latest script is a feature-length comedy drama about the making of cult British horror film, The Wicker Man.
Currently looking for interested producers, production companies or agents.
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Tony Blair’s catastrophic decision to invade Iraq cost thousands upon thousands of lives.
He shouldn’t be anywhere near the Middle East, let alone Gaza.
It is not up to Blair, Trump or Netanyahu to decide the future of Gaza. That is up to the people of Palestine.
He shouldn’t be anywhere near the Middle East, let alone Gaza.
It is not up to Blair, Trump or Netanyahu to decide the future of Gaza. That is up to the people of Palestine.
September 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Tony Blair’s catastrophic decision to invade Iraq cost thousands upon thousands of lives.
He shouldn’t be anywhere near the Middle East, let alone Gaza.
It is not up to Blair, Trump or Netanyahu to decide the future of Gaza. That is up to the people of Palestine.
He shouldn’t be anywhere near the Middle East, let alone Gaza.
It is not up to Blair, Trump or Netanyahu to decide the future of Gaza. That is up to the people of Palestine.
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The deliberate and relentless killing of Palestinian journalists is sickening beyond words — and is a desperate attempt to silence the truth about Israel’s ongoing crimes against humanity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
August 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The deliberate and relentless killing of Palestinian journalists is sickening beyond words — and is a desperate attempt to silence the truth about Israel’s ongoing crimes against humanity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
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As peaceful protestors are arrested for holding placards, starving Palestinians are being shot in the street.
This will go down as one of the most shameful moments in British legal history.
No amount of suppression can hide the truth: our government is complicit in genocide.
This will go down as one of the most shameful moments in British legal history.
No amount of suppression can hide the truth: our government is complicit in genocide.
August 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
As peaceful protestors are arrested for holding placards, starving Palestinians are being shot in the street.
This will go down as one of the most shameful moments in British legal history.
No amount of suppression can hide the truth: our government is complicit in genocide.
This will go down as one of the most shameful moments in British legal history.
No amount of suppression can hide the truth: our government is complicit in genocide.
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You're much more likely to become destitute or a displaced refugee than you are a millionaire, so stop dreaming about your personal gain and start acting in the interests of a fair and equal society, devoid of kings and tyrants.
August 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You're much more likely to become destitute or a displaced refugee than you are a millionaire, so stop dreaming about your personal gain and start acting in the interests of a fair and equal society, devoid of kings and tyrants.
This is Bug. He would like to be picked up for cuddles. It is an emergency. 13/10 (IG: bugthebrusselsgriffon)
July 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Wow.
In under 24 hours, 200,000 people have signed up to build a real alternative to poverty, inequality and war.
Something special is happening - be part of it at yourparty.uk.
In under 24 hours, 200,000 people have signed up to build a real alternative to poverty, inequality and war.
Something special is happening - be part of it at yourparty.uk.
July 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Wow.
In under 24 hours, 200,000 people have signed up to build a real alternative to poverty, inequality and war.
Something special is happening - be part of it at yourparty.uk.
In under 24 hours, 200,000 people have signed up to build a real alternative to poverty, inequality and war.
Something special is happening - be part of it at yourparty.uk.
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People who overreact should be shot.
June 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
People who overreact should be shot.
Shame on the BBC for bowing to political pressure.
What next? Dubbing Kneecap's performance with actors' voices?
youtu.be/w6UhXivPyw4?...
What next? Dubbing Kneecap's performance with actors' voices?
youtu.be/w6UhXivPyw4?...
The Day Today - Sinn Fein
YouTube video by Durzel
youtu.be
June 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Shame on the BBC for bowing to political pressure.
What next? Dubbing Kneecap's performance with actors' voices?
youtu.be/w6UhXivPyw4?...
What next? Dubbing Kneecap's performance with actors' voices?
youtu.be/w6UhXivPyw4?...
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Having finished his job of reducing wasteful government spending, Elon Musk now returns to his day job of blowing up rockets.
May 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Having finished his job of reducing wasteful government spending, Elon Musk now returns to his day job of blowing up rockets.
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Just found out my script has made it into the top 5% of 1,400 entries for the Grass Routes screenwriting competition. Huge thanks to Stephen Graham, Hannah Walters, and the whole team—this one means a lot!
May 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just found out my script has made it into the top 5% of 1,400 entries for the Grass Routes screenwriting competition. Huge thanks to Stephen Graham, Hannah Walters, and the whole team—this one means a lot!
Sunny Hebden Bridge.
May 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sunny Hebden Bridge.
I'm not the biggest fan of London, but it's pretty amazing to find Bunyan, DeFoe and Blake all in the same small graveyard in the middle of the city.
May 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I'm not the biggest fan of London, but it's pretty amazing to find Bunyan, DeFoe and Blake all in the same small graveyard in the middle of the city.
Our youngest went on a three-day school trip to the battlefields of WWI today.
It's hard to imagine the horror, the pain, the suffering and misery.
Those poor teachers.
It's hard to imagine the horror, the pain, the suffering and misery.
Those poor teachers.
May 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Our youngest went on a three-day school trip to the battlefields of WWI today.
It's hard to imagine the horror, the pain, the suffering and misery.
Those poor teachers.
It's hard to imagine the horror, the pain, the suffering and misery.
Those poor teachers.
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A first class stamp is still a bargain. The Post Office should change their marketing slogan to "If you think £1.70 is expensive, then take it yourself"
April 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A first class stamp is still a bargain. The Post Office should change their marketing slogan to "If you think £1.70 is expensive, then take it yourself"
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The #1 question I get asked these days is “are you still doing music?” #2 is “Are you gonna do another album?” Yes I am still writing music. And maybe, at some point, there will be another record if there’s enough interest. I guess it would be good to know if people would actually want another one ❤️
April 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The #1 question I get asked these days is “are you still doing music?” #2 is “Are you gonna do another album?” Yes I am still writing music. And maybe, at some point, there will be another record if there’s enough interest. I guess it would be good to know if people would actually want another one ❤️
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Privileged to be a part of this genuinely brilliant compilation, alongside so many wonderful artists.
Preorder goes live tomorrow for this very limited edition mixtape/compilation. Releases in full May 1st
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youtu.be/CBiDgLXkTQ8?...
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youtu.be/CBiDgLXkTQ8?...
The Beltane Tape - Various Artists (2025)
YouTube video by Third Kind
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Privileged to be a part of this genuinely brilliant compilation, alongside so many wonderful artists.
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It’s a thin line between economic genius and dumb fuck.
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It’s a thin line between economic genius and dumb fuck.
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Not only is it inappropriate to fart loudly during sex, it’s also a dead giveaway that you’re hiding under the bed.
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Not only is it inappropriate to fart loudly during sex, it’s also a dead giveaway that you’re hiding under the bed.
Finally, a sunny day.
March 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Finally, a sunny day.
Massive increase in cost of MS Office coming up. Greedy bastards
March 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Massive increase in cost of MS Office coming up. Greedy bastards
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Typo of the week!
‘Social media does more ‘ham’ than good.’
Someone in the @lbc.co.uk office has sausage fingers 😂
‘Social media does more ‘ham’ than good.’
Someone in the @lbc.co.uk office has sausage fingers 😂
March 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Typo of the week!
‘Social media does more ‘ham’ than good.’
Someone in the @lbc.co.uk office has sausage fingers 😂
‘Social media does more ‘ham’ than good.’
Someone in the @lbc.co.uk office has sausage fingers 😂
I'd really recommend going to see The Shark is Broken if you can.
A fantastic and fascinating (and funny) look at the making of Jaws with an incredible cast.
A fantastic and fascinating (and funny) look at the making of Jaws with an incredible cast.
February 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I'd really recommend going to see The Shark is Broken if you can.
A fantastic and fascinating (and funny) look at the making of Jaws with an incredible cast.
A fantastic and fascinating (and funny) look at the making of Jaws with an incredible cast.