Chris P
@chrispummer.bsky.social
Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.
Loafing around this evening.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Loafing around this evening.
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'if I am using COMPARISONS i am being SCIENTIFIC' *lights crack pipe*
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
'if I am using COMPARISONS i am being SCIENTIFIC' *lights crack pipe*
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What happened tonight
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What happened tonight
Goal and an assist! Teuvo rocks!
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Goal and an assist! Teuvo rocks!
Dennis Farina warning Chicagoans not to let out-of-towners drink their Old Style beer.
November 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Dennis Farina warning Chicagoans not to let out-of-towners drink their Old Style beer.
What We Do In the Shadows.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What We Do In the Shadows.
There is still a guy at large who threw a football. His name is Brett Favre and he belongs in prison.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
There is still a guy at large who threw a football. His name is Brett Favre and he belongs in prison.
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
Running partner this afternoon.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Running partner this afternoon.
Going to keep coffee posting until I’m fully adjusted to daylight savings time.
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Going to keep coffee posting until I’m fully adjusted to daylight savings time.
Pouring a drink. Feeling good about everything today.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Pouring a drink. Feeling good about everything today.
I wasn’t the only one trying to catch a little sun while it was around this afternoon.
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I wasn’t the only one trying to catch a little sun while it was around this afternoon.
Eating seasonal with a little apple-stuffed acorn squash.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Eating seasonal with a little apple-stuffed acorn squash.
Leaning hard on my afternoon coffee to get through the time change.
November 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Leaning hard on my afternoon coffee to get through the time change.
My grandmother would watch a game like this like Jim Leyland managed, taking a lung dart every half inning to soothe the suspense. Going to try not to give in to my addiction of leftover snickers bars.
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My grandmother would watch a game like this like Jim Leyland managed, taking a lung dart every half inning to soothe the suspense. Going to try not to give in to my addiction of leftover snickers bars.
Abolish ICE. Abolish billionaires.
November 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Abolish ICE. Abolish billionaires.
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Good Halloween vibes all across the Southside in spite of everything because we are stronger than those fuckers.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Good Halloween vibes all across the Southside in spite of everything because we are stronger than those fuckers.
Making my wife a spooky amaretto sour and enjoying a fire pit.
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Making my wife a spooky amaretto sour and enjoying a fire pit.
Asking my son, “Are you sure I can’t trick- or-treat with you? What if your legs get tired like in the old days?”
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Asking my son, “Are you sure I can’t trick- or-treat with you? What if your legs get tired like in the old days?”
Hawks lost but Teuvo rocks.
GOAL: Teräväinen gets a gift as the puck takes a wonky bounce off the boards and goes right to him in front of an empty net. Hellebuyck was behind the net waiting to play the puck, but it never got to him. 1-1.
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hawks lost but Teuvo rocks.
Freeman finally did it.
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Freeman finally did it.
This is where one of the dugouts is counting on the FBI to come in and shut off the power in LA like in Die Hard. All part of the plan.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This is where one of the dugouts is counting on the FBI to come in and shut off the power in LA like in Die Hard. All part of the plan.