Chris P
@chrispummer.bsky.social
Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.
Don’t care if you’ve watched The Bear, take this quiz to see if you’re really staying up on Chicago news.
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December 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Don’t care if you’ve watched The Bear, take this quiz to see if you’re really staying up on Chicago news.
I scored 100% on the Chicago local news quiz 2025! Take the quiz at: lauriemerrell.com/chicago-news...
I scored 100% on the Chicago local news quiz 2025! Take the quiz at: lauriemerrell.com/chicago-news...
Merry Christmas. Boot-A-Claus visited my house.
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Merry Christmas. Boot-A-Claus visited my house.
Now here’s another great Christmas film.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Now here’s another great Christmas film.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my family having our annual Die Hard night.
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my family having our annual Die Hard night.
Peanut butter cup pudding parfaits.
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Peanut butter cup pudding parfaits.
Shushed by my wife during the most recent episode of Pluribus when this song came on and I said, “Hell yes, Judas Priest!”
Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin' (Official Audio)
YouTube video by JudasPriestVEVO
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Shushed by my wife during the most recent episode of Pluribus when this song came on and I said, “Hell yes, Judas Priest!”
Good to know Brett Favre’s middle name so he doesn’t get confused with any other Brett Favres who belong in prison.
Off the top of my head isn’t it Brett Lorenzo Favre, which is a fitting South Mississippi name
Look up Brett Favre's middle name if you don't already know...
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Good to know Brett Favre’s middle name so he doesn’t get confused with any other Brett Favres who belong in prison.
Enjoying a Saturday night.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Enjoying a Saturday night.
One of my brothers game me coffee beans he roasted. Did an A+ job on this batch.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One of my brothers game me coffee beans he roasted. Did an A+ job on this batch.
Teuvo rocks.
Calling Teuvo Teräväinen "Turbo" is like calling a short guy "Stretch" or a big guy "Tiny." It's gotta be ironic, right? The guy barely looks like he's even trying.
"Just strolling along," Jason Dickinson laughed.
But it's all part of Teräväinen's hockey genius.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
"Just strolling along," Jason Dickinson laughed.
But it's all part of Teräväinen's hockey genius.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Spin class: How Teuvo Teräväinen’s hockey smarts keep the Blackhawks in awe
Teräväinen takes his passing ability to degrees other players, even his own teammates, can’t fathom.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Teuvo rocks.
Correct take. That’s why we just bust out the soundtrack record to listen to while we put up the Christmas decorations.
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Correct take. That’s why we just bust out the soundtrack record to listen to while we put up the Christmas decorations.
The leftover mashed potatoes-to-potato pancake pipeline remains strong. 🥔
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The leftover mashed potatoes-to-potato pancake pipeline remains strong. 🥔
Sadder than soylent.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sadder than soylent.
Bird feeder fell over. Now they’re racing to get the birdseed before it’s covered with snow.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Bird feeder fell over. Now they’re racing to get the birdseed before it’s covered with snow.
Teuvo rocks!
TURBO TEUVO!!! HAWKS RIGHT BACK IN IT!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Teuvo rocks!
Pouring a glass of Wild Turkey and watching Jose Chung From Outer Space.
The Thanksgiving dinner’s been eaten, games have been played, and there was even a nice long walk. That means it’s time to watch Jose Chung From Outer Space.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Pouring a glass of Wild Turkey and watching Jose Chung From Outer Space.
Cranberry sauce. Two kinds, one with orange zest and one with apple and ginger.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cranberry sauce. Two kinds, one with orange zest and one with apple and ginger.
Reposted by Chris P
Hyundai blocking the right to repair in America behind a 2k paywall is the natural response to the American gestapo detaining and torturing Korean Nationals. That’s what soft power in decline looks like.
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hyundai blocking the right to repair in America behind a 2k paywall is the natural response to the American gestapo detaining and torturing Korean Nationals. That’s what soft power in decline looks like.
Baked some cornbread with dinner. Elite accessory for chili season.
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Baked some cornbread with dinner. Elite accessory for chili season.
That’s my boy Teuvo. He rocks.
FINAL: Blackhawks rally for a 3-2 win over the Maple Leafs, with Teuvo Teräväinen and Colton Dach scoring in the third period.
The Blackhawks are 4-0-1 in their last five games, and 9-3-3 in their last 15.
The Blackhawks are 4-0-1 in their last five games, and 9-3-3 in their last 15.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That’s my boy Teuvo. He rocks.
Reposted by Chris P
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre's music playlist likely doesn't include any Bad Bunny songs.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre may or may not be in the Epstein files, but either way he belongs in prison.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Brett Favre may or may not be in the Epstein files, but either way he belongs in prison.