Chris P
@chrispummer.bsky.social
Husband, dad. | he/him | White Sox ⚾️, Blackhawks 🏒 fan | Secular humanist | General enthusiast | Model citizen, zero discipline.
Everyone getting out to enjoy the warmer weather.
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Everyone getting out to enjoy the warmer weather.
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A day ago the EPA officially rejected the science on global warming.
Beyond "oh, that happened" I won't read about it. I won't silently evaluate the coverage of it, as I often do. This item is going into the "too stupid, too important to be that stupid, and too painful" bucket. Do you ever do that?
Beyond "oh, that happened" I won't read about it. I won't silently evaluate the coverage of it, as I often do. This item is going into the "too stupid, too important to be that stupid, and too painful" bucket. Do you ever do that?
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
A day ago the EPA officially rejected the science on global warming.
Beyond "oh, that happened" I won't read about it. I won't silently evaluate the coverage of it, as I often do. This item is going into the "too stupid, too important to be that stupid, and too painful" bucket. Do you ever do that?
Beyond "oh, that happened" I won't read about it. I won't silently evaluate the coverage of it, as I often do. This item is going into the "too stupid, too important to be that stupid, and too painful" bucket. Do you ever do that?
Wonder which one the Trib editorial board will endorse.
Wow. Every Republican running for U.S. Senate from Illinois is so batshit crazy, they have no ability to see how insane they sound.
www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/12/i...
www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/12/i...
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Wonder which one the Trib editorial board will endorse.
This is remarkable stuff. Maybe even funnier than when Kenny Williams thought he was getting Jon Berry instead of Jeff Barry in a James Baldwin trade.
February 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
This is remarkable stuff. Maybe even funnier than when Kenny Williams thought he was getting Jon Berry instead of Jeff Barry in a James Baldwin trade.
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Maybe It'll Happen at the same time
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Maybe It'll Happen at the same time
Checking it out early.
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Checking it out early.
Bad Bunny will be great, the only alternate Super Bowl Halftime Show I would watch is a livestream of Brett Favre being arrested and thrown in prison.
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Bad Bunny will be great, the only alternate Super Bowl Halftime Show I would watch is a livestream of Brett Favre being arrested and thrown in prison.
Yes. Sometimes I rewatch it when I want to cheer myself up.
Remember when the Paris Olympics had gojira with a beheaded marie Antoinette introducing them
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Yes. Sometimes I rewatch it when I want to cheer myself up.
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human
Non-competitive division of a Gary Busey lookalike contest.
I just discovered some weird American evangelical moved to Armenia trying to boost "white birth rates" and he looks like this
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Non-competitive division of a Gary Busey lookalike contest.
This is why I am an election judge.
as i keep saying, the things to do to secure elections are to volunteer to work the polls or to serve as an observer, & to pressure your *state representatives* to take steps to further secure voting locations and ballots. you should also learn about how election administration works in your area.
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
This is why I am an election judge.
If you love libraries, sleep well. If you don’t, may you have nightmares so real you think you’ve woken up in hell.
Here is a story from our local paper laying out some of the horrible ideas our county commissioners have for libraries. They underestimate how important libraries are.
Are local libraries a priority the county should keep funding? - alamancenews.com
A member of the county’s governing board may have opened a whole card catalog’s worth of controversy with the suggestion that the county should divest itself from funding the local […]
alamancenews.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
If you love libraries, sleep well. If you don’t, may you have nightmares so real you think you’ve woken up in hell.
Important update on the White Sox rebuild.
February 2, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Important update on the White Sox rebuild.
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Free post to kick off the week, a treatise on Artyom Levshunov's stalling out, and what it means for the Hawks, and why no one wants to see what's out on the ice instead of fantasies in their head.
sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-levshuno...
sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-levshuno...
The Levshunov Problem
The Hawks have hit their first crossroads of their rebuild. There's no evidence other than blind faith they know what to do about it.
Yet another "Rebuild Ranking" article came across my view the oth...
sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Free post to kick off the week, a treatise on Artyom Levshunov's stalling out, and what it means for the Hawks, and why no one wants to see what's out on the ice instead of fantasies in their head.
sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-levshuno...
sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-levshuno...
Leaving Frank Thomas off their Black History Month graphic is bad, but it isn’t even the most embarrassing gaffe for the White Sox media team in recent years.
February 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Leaving Frank Thomas off their Black History Month graphic is bad, but it isn’t even the most embarrassing gaffe for the White Sox media team in recent years.
MST3K fans know.
From the city that gave you "Make the golf course a public sex forest..."
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM
MST3K fans know.
Will make time to rewatch Waiting for Guffman this weekend.
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Will make time to rewatch Waiting for Guffman this weekend.
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No no no no no no no no
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
No no no no no no no no
Now do a hype video.
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Now do a hype video.
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I think more candidates running for office in Chicago should tell the Tribune Editorial Board to get fucked.
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I think more candidates running for office in Chicago should tell the Tribune Editorial Board to get fucked.