Chris Patton
@chrispatton33.bsky.social
I watch a lot of sports and try to make witty comments about what I see. I usually fail, but I try.
I heard there were some aspects of the NFL physical that Philip Rivers didn’t have to complete when he signed with the Indianapolis Colts. He was grandfathered in.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I heard there were some aspects of the NFL physical that Philip Rivers didn’t have to complete when he signed with the Indianapolis Colts. He was grandfathered in.
Friends, there’s a condensed game version of the 2010 Texas Bowl between Illinois and RGIII’s Baylor and it’s a wonderful way to spend your Sunday morning.
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Friends, there’s a condensed game version of the 2010 Texas Bowl between Illinois and RGIII’s Baylor and it’s a wonderful way to spend your Sunday morning.
Reposted by Chris Patton
“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.
Reposted by Chris Patton
eli drinkwitz has never been more ready to be james franklin's successor than right now, kicking short field goals in a game where he clearly needs touchdowns to have a chance at an upset
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
eli drinkwitz has never been more ready to be james franklin's successor than right now, kicking short field goals in a game where he clearly needs touchdowns to have a chance at an upset
Some people in Central Illinois are going to have their loyalties tested when Bruce Pearl is named to a cabinet position.
September 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Some people in Central Illinois are going to have their loyalties tested when Bruce Pearl is named to a cabinet position.
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Thank goodness TCU didn't know North Carolina's depth chart or they might have given them trouble
Updated UNC depth chart for tonight’s game. Can’t believe they’re tipping off TCU that they’re using a right tackle.
September 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Thank goodness TCU didn't know North Carolina's depth chart or they might have given them trouble
Minnesota opens the season on Thursday every year because PJ Fleck wants to spend the long weekend rowing the boat in the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka while the weather is nice.
August 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Minnesota opens the season on Thursday every year because PJ Fleck wants to spend the long weekend rowing the boat in the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka while the weather is nice.
Only because Rockford, IL doesn’t have a team.
and yes Robin Zander is, alongside Dick Vitale, one of the Tampa Bay superfans, he's also very big into the Rowdies and Rays
January 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Only because Rockford, IL doesn’t have a team.
TV shows should have the actors introduce themselves like players do on “Sunday Night Football.”
“Laurie Metcalf. Aunt Jackie. Illinois State University.”
“Laurie Metcalf. Aunt Jackie. Illinois State University.”
January 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
TV shows should have the actors introduce themselves like players do on “Sunday Night Football.”
“Laurie Metcalf. Aunt Jackie. Illinois State University.”
“Laurie Metcalf. Aunt Jackie. Illinois State University.”
How in the world does Nelly Junior Joseph not play for SLU???
January 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
How in the world does Nelly Junior Joseph not play for SLU???
Bring back frosted tips, Peej!
January 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Bring back frosted tips, Peej!
Winning coach gets to give the losing coach the Shake, Rattle and Roll.
December 30, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Winning coach gets to give the losing coach the Shake, Rattle and Roll.
Illinois is a shitty inbounds pass away from being 3-1 in the SEC.
December 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Illinois is a shitty inbounds pass away from being 3-1 in the SEC.
Shoulda put in Illinois
December 22, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Shoulda put in Illinois
(Taps the sign):
December 11, 2024 at 4:38 AM
(Taps the sign):
No Bama????
South Carolina & Illinois will play in @CitrusBowl, sources told @ActionNetworkHQ
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College Football Bowl Game Tracker: Updated NCAAF Bowl Matchups for 2024
Check out Brett McMurphy's 2024 college football bowl tracker, which includes updated matchups for NCAAF bowl games.
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December 8, 2024 at 7:42 PM
No Bama????
Who wants to have me on their podcast to discuss the episode of “Coach” where the Screaming Eagles go to the Patriot Bowl?
December 4, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Who wants to have me on their podcast to discuss the episode of “Coach” where the Screaming Eagles go to the Patriot Bowl?
10:15 PM on a Sunday seems like the perfect time for my annual viewing of the terrible Brady Bunch as adults Christmas movie.
December 2, 2024 at 4:21 AM
10:15 PM on a Sunday seems like the perfect time for my annual viewing of the terrible Brady Bunch as adults Christmas movie.
Some college basketball coach needs to pick up Lou Carnesecca’s sweater game.
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Some college basketball coach needs to pick up Lou Carnesecca’s sweater game.
Hindsight being 20/20, Wisconsin probably should have just paid Bret Bielema’s assistants like he wanted.
November 29, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Hindsight being 20/20, Wisconsin probably should have just paid Bret Bielema’s assistants like he wanted.
Illinois basketball to the rescue!
November 28, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Illinois basketball to the rescue!
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@dumplingmenace.bsky.social the loudest I’ve ever laughed at anything on television
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 AM
@dumplingmenace.bsky.social the loudest I’ve ever laughed at anything on television
That’s not Goode.
November 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
That’s not Goode.